You say, when you left the apartment this morning, your mother was all right. That's...
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Policeman in Apartment:
You say, when you left the apartment this morning, your mother was all right.
Gordon Hocheiser:
That's right, Officer. She was fine.
Policeman in Apartment:
She was gone when you got back?
Gordon Hocheiser:
That's right. Disappeared.
Policeman in Apartment:
People just don't disappear. What do you suppose happened to her?
Gordon Hocheiser:
I think the dog ate her.
Policeman in Apartment:
Don't give me any of that bullshit.
Gordon Hocheiser:
No, I'm serious. When I got home today, I found the dog in the kitchen, there was a red dress hanging out the corner of his mouth.
Policeman in Apartment:
And what does that prove?
Gordon Hocheiser:
My mother was wearing that dress when I left this morning.
Policeman in Apartment:
Is that the alleged dog?
Gordon Hocheiser:
Yep. It's just the way I found him.
[camera pans to a dog sitting there with part of a red dress hanging out of his mouth]
Policeman in Apartment:
How the hell can a dog eat an old lady?
Gordon Hocheiser:
You see, Officer, she'd been shrinking a lot lately, and she really wasn't much bigger than a rabbit. Just about one good bite for the dog.
Policeman in Apartment:
Okay. I'll have to take him downtown and book him.
Gordon Hocheiser:
Whatever you say, Officer.
Policeman in Apartment:
[the officer now addresses the dog]
You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer any questions. Do you understand?
[he proceeds to put handcuffs on the dog]
Transcript
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You say when you left the apartment this morning
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your mother was all right
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That's right Officer She was fine
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She was gone when you got back That's right Disappeared
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People just don't disappear
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What do you suppose happened to her I think the dog ate her
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Don't give me any of that bullshit No I'm serious
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When I got home today I found the dog in the kitchen
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there was a red dress hanging out the corner of his mouth
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And what does that prove
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My mother was wearing that dress when I left this morning
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Is that the alleged dog
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Yep It's just the way I found him
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How the hell can a dog eat an old lady
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You see Officer she'd been shrinking a lot lately
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and she really wasn't much bigger than a rabbit
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Just about one good bite for the dog
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Okay I'll have to take him downtown and book him
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Whatever you say Officer
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You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer any questions
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Do you understand
Clip duration: 67 seconds
Views: 93
Timestamp in movie: 00h 10m 50s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: When an attorney meets the girl of his dreams, he fears that his batty mother will scare her off, so he schemes to eliminate the senile old woman.
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00:05 Get away from that door or I'm gonna choke your child
00:21 Poppa'll take care of me She's not just another...
00:05 Poppa home yet Not yet
00:18 Please sit down
00:14 In fact I'm afraid I'm not very good Most of my...
00:20 I am warning you If you go over there
00:09 Why did they do that
00:04 Where are we Where's Poppa
00:22 This isn't my red dress
00:34 Before I could do it they tore her clothes off
01:02 His name was Leonard Callan
00:06 What do you suppose happened to her I think the dog ate her
00:19 Remember Cornel Wilde Who
00:05 I'd know that tush anywhere
00:08 How come you ain't got no bread with you
00:07 Sid you have 10 minutes
00:43 Gordon has been telling me so much about you
00:08 How many people do you have here Seventy three I don't...
00:20 Do you require references
00:07 Louise And I want her to like me