You're dead, Carl. You say no to life, and therefore you're not living. You make up...
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Terrence Bundley:
You're dead, Carl. You say no to life, and therefore you're not living. You make up excuses to the people around you and to yourself. You're stuck in the same dead-end job, you have been for years. You don't have a girlfriend, you don't have anything close to a girlfriend and you lost the love of your life because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs. And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui, you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate. Am I right, Carl?
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You're dead Carl
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You say no to life and therefore you're not living
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You make up excuses to the people around you
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and to yourself
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You're stuck in the same dead end job You have been for years
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You don't have a girlfriend You don't have anything close to a girlfriend
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And you lost the love of your life
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because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs
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And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 189
Timestamp in movie: 00h 18m 15s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A man challenges himself to say "yes" to everything.
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