How come you get to be all Buck Rogers, having sex in the 25th century with Twiki and Dr....
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Zack Brown:
How come you get to be all Buck Rogers, having sex in the 25th century with Twiki and Dr. Theopolis, and I'm stuck to a bottle of Jergen's in the batroom?
Miriam Linky:
Holy Bejeesus, tell me you don't use my Jergen's to whack it.
Zack Brown:
No, you know what I do? I light a bunch of candles, and I sprawl out on my sheets, and I listen to Sting. No, I'm a guy. You give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver!
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That's bullshit You get to be Buck Rogers having sex in the 25th century
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with fucking Twiki and Dr Theopolis
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I'm stuck to a bottle of Jergens in the bathroom
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Holy bejesus You do not use my Jergens to jack it in our bathroom
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ZACK No you know what l do actuaIly is l light a bunch of candles
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and l sprawl out on my sheets and l listen to Sting
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No l'm a guy Give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band
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I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver
Clip duration: 29 seconds
Views: 546
Timestamp in movie: 00h 10m 15s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than the
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00:23 Besides man l've known her since the first grade
00:15 MlRl l mean nobody wants to see us fuck Zack
00:20 No no no With your cut of the profits you're gonna get...
00:05 That chick frosted me like l was a fucking cake
00:18 L thought you recognized me that's Oh okay l get it
00:06 I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness
00:31 L Hello Miriam
00:07 What Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia...
00:13 Do you believe this shit
00:09 Look at you editor and DP You got your shit covered man
00:36 Thanks Lester uh
00:07 Her name's Bubbles
00:07 We're gonna launch arching ropes of jism aIl over this...
00:08 It's taking the normal and making it abnormal by...
00:24 You don't wanna fuck a stranger in the porno movie for...
00:08 I hate both of you ebony and ivory motherfuckers l tell you
00:12 Star Sex 2 The Wrath of Cunt MlRl We never made a Star Sex 1
00:28 Oh shit l'm sorry guys Am l in the way
00:05 What the fuck Zack
00:12 Oh come on Dawn of the Dick