Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize...
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Columbus:
Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people. And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland.
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I wish I could tell you that this was still America
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but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people
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And there are no people here
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No No
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Go back Fuck
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No my friends
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This is now the United States of Zombieland
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 169
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 29s
Uploaded: 13 February, 2022
Genres: comedy, horror
Summary: Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.
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00:34 Bill Murray you're a zombie
00:07 Yes but no she's not
00:08 Oh this is so exciting You're about to learn who you...
00:05 Where are you you spongy yellow delicious bastards
00:09 It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to...
00:10 That guy down there is me I'm in Garland Texas
00:10 Are you one of these guys that tries to one up everybody...
00:06 You see he was in the ass kicking business and
00:04 Poor fat bastard
00:20 For fuck's sake enough We're being chased by...
00:10 My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something
00:22 There is a box of Twinkies in that grocery store
00:06 Look you ever read that book She's Just Not That Into...
00:05 You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife
00:06 I mean do what you want with a man but do not fuck with his...
00:14 Tallahassee believes you have to blow off steam in...
00:35 So what do you think
00:29 You know between you me and What About Bob
00:17 Oh free parking Yeah
00:07 Hey a little help moving the couch