Transcript:
Tony Stark:
[Bruce is struggling to Hulk out]
Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards. | Dude you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards
Scene Description:
a man is looking at another man in a scene from doctor strange.
Transcript:
Thor:
I bid you farewell and good luck, morons. | I bid you farewell and good luck morons
Scene Description:
a rocket raccoon is sitting on a chair next to a rocket raccoon.
Transcript:
Tony Stark:
Cap and I fell out hard. We're not on speaking terms.
Bruce Banner:
Tony, listen to me. Thor's gone. Thanos is coming. It doesn't matter who you're talking to or not. | Cap and I fell out...
Scene Description:
a man in a dark room with the word captain america on his shirt.
Transcript:
Corvus Glaive:
[to Vision]
Give up the stone and she lives.
[Vision tackles him through the air] | Give up the stone and she lives
Scene Description:
a man is looking at a man with a sword in his hand.
Transcript:
Tony Stark:
Alright kid, you're an Avenger now... | All right kid You're an Avenger now
Scene Description:
a close up of a man with a beard and red jacket.
Transcript:
Arthur Fleck:
Can I ask you a question?
Carl (Arkham Clerk):
Sure?
Arthur Fleck:
How does someone wind up in here? Have they all, all the people committed crimes?
Carl (Arkham Clerk):
Yeah, some ha...
Scene Description:
a man with a name tag on his shirt is looking at a piece of paper.
Transcript:
Sophie Dumond:
[are three spots a newspaper headline about the killings of the three businessmen on the subway]
Do you believe that shit? Fuck them. I think the guy that did it is a hero. Three less c...
Scene Description:
a man with long hair and a brown jacket is standing next to a woman.
Transcript:
Penny Fleck:
[referring to Thomas Wayne]
He's an extraordinary man, Happy. A very powerful man. We were in love. He said it was best that we not be together because of appearances. And I couldn't tell...
Scene Description:
a woman in a red shirt is touching a woman's head.
Transcript:
Murray Franklin:
And finally, in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club right here in Gotham. Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laugh...
Scene Description:
a man is sitting in a dark room with a blue chair.
Transcript:
Caliban:
Beware the light.
[blows himself up] | Beware the light.
Scene Description:
a man with a bloody face is looking out of a cage.
Transcript:
Arthur Fleck:
[after killing Murray]
Good night. And always remember... That's li... | Good night And always remember that's
Scene Description:
a man in a purple suit with the words joker on it.
Transcript:
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross:
Huh. Five years ago, I had a heart attack. I dropped right in the middle of my backswing. Turned out it was the best round of my life because after thirteen hours of ...
Scene Description:
a man in a black shirt is looking down at a man in a black shirt.
Transcript:
Steve Rogers:
[about Bucky]
It wasn't him, Tony! Hydra had control of his mind!
Tony Stark:
MOVE!
Steve Rogers:
IT WASN'T HIM! | It wasn't him, Tony. HYDRA had control of his mind! Move! It wasn't h...
Scene Description:
a person is on a skateboard in the dark.
Transcript:
Deadpool:
How's the Kullen coming along? Ikea doesn't assemble itself, you know.
Blind Al:
You're telling me. I don't mind the Kullen. It's an improvement on the Hurdal.
Deadpool:
Please. Anything's...
Scene Description:
a man with a bald head and red hair is laying on the ground.
Transcript:
Deadpool:
And you, chicken noodle... Nothing compares to you. Sinéad O'Connor, 1990. Sorry
Negasonic Teenage Warhead:
That's all right. You're cool.
Deadpool:
[Gasps]
What in the ass? That was not m...
Scene Description:
a group of people are standing in a room with a pile of debris.
Transcript:
Wade Wilson:
Hey, is Ajax your actual name? Because it sounds suspiciously made up. What is it really? Kevin? Bruce? Scott? Mitch? The Rickster?
[in British accent]
Wade Wilson:
Is it Basil Fawlty? ...
Scene Description:
a man in a white shirt is smiling in a dark room.
Transcript:
Strip Club DJ:
Hey. Coming on to our stage right now... give it up for Chastity!
Weasel:
Or as I like to call her... Irony. | Hey coming onto our stage right now give it up for Chastity Or as I like ...
Scene Description:
a group of people are sitting at a bar with a purple light in the background.
Transcript:
Deadpool:
A hush fall over the crowd as rookie sensation Wade W. Wilson out of Regina, Saskatchewan, lines up the shot. His form looks good.
[kicks Francis in the head]
Deadpool:
Oh! And that's why ...
Scene Description:
a truck that has a green sign above it
Transcript:
[Looking at his slowly regrowing 'baby hand']
Wade Wilson:
I bet it feels huge in this hand. | I bet it feels huge in this hand
Scene Description:
a man is sleeping next to a woman who is wearing sunglasses.
Transcript:
Deadpool:
[Cutting off his arm and spraying blood in Colussus' face]
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret! | Are You There God It's Me Margaret
Scene Description:
a deadpool character in a scene from deadpool.
Transcript:
Everett K. Ross:
Erik Stevens. Graduated Annapolis aged nineteen, MIT for grad school. Joined the SEALs and went straight to Afghanistan, where he wrapped up confirmed kills like it was a video game. ...
Scene Description:
a woman is wearing a bracelet with the number 1 on it.
Transcript:
M'Baku:
Glory to Hanuman | Glory to Hanuman
Scene Description:
a man is standing in front of a group of people.
Transcript:
Everett K. Ross:
[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]
Hop in. Put that spear in the trunk. | Hop in Put that spear in the trunk
Scene Description:
a man in a car that has a mcdonald's sign in the background.
Transcript:
Ulysses Klaue:
Let's have some fun!
[opens fire on his pursuers] | All right Let's have some fun
Scene Description:
two men are sitting in a car and one of them is wearing a blue shirt.
Transcript:
Maria Hill:
File says they volunteered for Strucker's experiments. It's nuts.
Steve Rogers:
Right. What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them in order to protect their count...
Scene Description:
a man and a woman are looking at each other.
Transcript:
Natasha Romanoff:
[after kissing Bruce Banner]
I adore you...
[Suddenly pushes him off cliff]
Natasha Romanoff:
...but I need the Other Guy. | I adore you But I need the other guy
Scene Description:
a man and a woman are looking at each other.
Transcript:
Maria Hill:
[about the Maximoffs]
He's got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation.
[Cap gives her a blank look...
Scene Description:
a man and a woman are standing in a room with a tablet in front of them.
Transcript:
[Rhodey and Stark use their armored hands to TRY to budge Thor's hammer]
James Rhodes:
Are we even pulling?
Tony Stark:
Are you on my team?
James Rhodes:
Just represent! PULL! | Are you even pullin...
Scene Description:
a man wearing a shirt that says spiderman on it.
Transcript:
Bruce Banner:
[grabs Wanda]
Go ahead, piss me off! | Go ahead piss me off
Scene Description:
a woman is standing in a dark room with a man in the background.
Transcript:
Iron Man:
And for gosh's sake, watch your language!
Captain America:
[resigned]
That's not going away anytime soon | And for gosh sake watch your language That's not going away any time soon
Scene Description:
a man in a red cape stands in front of a man in a blue cape.
Transcript:
Dr. King Schultz:
I must admit, I'm at a bit of a quandary when it comes to you. On one hand, I despise slavery. On the other hand, I need your help. If you're not in a position to refuse, all the bet...
Scene Description:
a glass of beer sits on a table in a bar.
Transcript:
Django:
[Django shoots Billy Crash in the arm; he falls to the floor injured and wailing]
Billy Crash!
[pause]
Django:
Now, where were we? Oh... that's right! Last time I saw you, you had your hands...
Scene Description:
a man laying on the ground with a hat in the background.
Transcript:
Billy Crash:
[after Django attacks one of Candie's men, pulling him off his horse]
Oh, you are one lucky nigger!
Django:
You better listen to your boss, white boy!
Billy Crash:
Oh, I'ma go walkin' i...
Scene Description:
a group of men are riding in a horse drawn carriage.
Transcript:
Calvin Candie:
[about Django]
He is a rambunctious sort, ain't he? | He is a rambunctious sort ain't he
Scene Description:
a man in a brown hat is sitting in the back of a red car.
Transcript:
Django:
[bursts into a room of runaway slave catchers, guns drawn]
D'Artagnan, motherfuckers! | D'Artagnan motherfuckers
Scene Description:
a dark room with a door that has the number 2 on it.
Transcript:
Bag Head #2:
Anybody bring any extra bags?
Unnamed Baghead:
No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
Bag Head #2:
I'm just askin'!
Unnamed Baghead:
Do we have to wear 'em when we ride?
Big Daddy:
Well... ...
Scene Description:
a group of men are standing in the dark with flames coming out of their faces.
Transcript:
Dr. King Schultz:
[Big Daddy approaches with a mob of other people to confront Schultz and Django after they killed the Brittle brothers]
Everybody calm down, we mean no one else any harm!
Big Daddy:...
Scene Description:
a man sits on a horse in a field with a man on a horse.
Transcript:
Big John Brittle:
[preparing to whip Little Jody]
And the Lord said "The fear of ye, and the dread of ye, shall be on every beast of the Earth." | And the Lord said the fear of ye and the dread of ye ...
Scene Description:
a man in a brown shirt and suspenders is walking in front of a tree.
Transcript:
Calvin Candie:
Django, and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers. And they are our guests, Stephen, and you, you old decrepit bastard are to show them every hospitality. You understand t...
Scene Description:
a group of men are riding horses and one of them is wearing a hat.
Transcript:
Calvin Candie:
Everybody stop antagonizing my guest. | Ev'rybody stop antagonizing my guests
Scene Description:
a man in a top hat is riding a brown horse.
Transcript:
Stephen:
Hold your fire. Stop shooting, goddammit! | Hold your fire Stop shootin' goddamn it
Scene Description:
a person wearing a black shirt with the number 1 on it.
Transcript:
Calvin Candie:
Dr. Shultz, when you were alone with Hildi, did you just speak German or did you get to take her clothes off?
Dr. King Schultz:
No, we just talked.
Calvin Candie:
So, you haven't seen...
Scene Description:
a woman in a white dress is looking away from the camera.
Transcript:
Dr. King Schultz:
Why is he called Eskimo Joe?
Calvin Candie:
You never know how these nigger nicknames get started. His name was Joe. Maybe one day he said he was cold? Who knows? | By the way why i...
Scene Description:
a man and a woman sitting at a table with a silver candle holder.
Transcript:
T'Challa:
Thank you.
M'Baku:
I owed you a great debt. A life for a life. Consider it paid.
T'Challa:
Please allow my mother to stay here.
M'Baku:
No harm will come to her. I give you my word.
T'Ch...
Scene Description:
a man in a brown robe stands in front of a wall that has a lot of wires hanging from it.
Transcript:
T'Challa:
Agent Ross.
Everett K. Ross:
Your Highness.
T'Challa:
You are buying from Klaue.
Everett K. Ross:
What I'm doing or not doing on behalf of the U.S. government is none of your concern. Now...
Scene Description:
a man in a suit is standing in front of a poker table.
Transcript:
Nakia:
Eyes up. Americans. I count three.
Okoye:
Five. How could you miss Greased Lightning there behind you?
T'Challa:
[noticing Ross]
Six. Just spotted an old friend who works for the CIA. It just...
Scene Description:
a woman standing at a bar with a glass of whiskey.
Transcript:
Wade Wilson:
Here's what I'm actually gonna do? I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, and then put a bullet in his skull and fuck the brain hole.
Wea...
Scene Description:
a man wearing a black hoodie that has the word burn on it.
Transcript:
Wade Wilson:
I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it.
[Lies down in bed beside Vanessa]
Wade Wilson:
They made three of those movies. At some point...
Scene Description:
a man and a woman are sitting in a dark room.
Transcript:
Deadpool:
A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like, sixteen walls. | Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break That's like 16 walls
Scene Description:
a man with a hat that says'monster'on it
Transcript:
Deadpool:
[waving his broken wrists]
All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex! | All the dinosaurs feared the T rex
Scene Description:
a man in a deadpool costume is in a scene from the movie deadpool.
Transcript:
[repeated line]
Deadpool:
Maximum effort. | Maximum effort
Scene Description:
deadpool standing on a railing in front of a cloudy sky.
Transcript:
[first lines]
Young Killmonger:
Baba...
N'Jobu:
Yes, my son.
Young Killmonger:
Tell me a story.
N'Jobu:
Which one?
Young Killmonger:
The story of home.
N'Jobu:
Millions of years ago, a meteorite...
Scene Description:
a picture of a tree with a blue glow in the dark.
Transcript:
T'Challa:
How are you feeling today, Mama?
Ramonda:
Proud. Your father and I would talk about this day all the time. He is with us. And it is your time to be king. | How are you feeling today Mama Pr...
Scene Description:
a man in a white shirt with a green logo on the front.
Transcript:
Shuri: [as a fatally wounded Everett Ross is wheeled into her lab] Great! Another broken white boy for us to fix. | Great Another broken white boy for us to fix
Scene Description:
a group of people are walking in a room with a blue background that says science on it.
Transcript:
Shuri: Don't scare me like that, coloniser! | Don't scare me like that colonizer
Scene Description:
a man in a red shirt is talking to a woman.
Transcript:
Ajax:
I was a patient here once myself, you know. The treatment affects everyone differently. It made Angel inhumanly strong. In my case, it enhanced my reflexes. Also scorched my nerve endings, so I ...
Scene Description:
a man is holding a piece of carrot in his hand.
Transcript:
Wade Wilson:
[voiceover, after Vanessa has agreed to marry him]
Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultima...
Scene Description:
a man in a christmas sweater is standing in a dark room.
Transcript:
Deadpool:
[as Angel Dust walk towards them]
Finish fucking her the fuck up.
Colossus:
Language, please.
Deadpool:
Suck a cock. | Finish fucking her the fuck up Language please Suck a cock
Scene Description:
a deadpool movie is shown with a man wearing a deadpool costume.
Transcript:
[from leaked test footage]
Deadpool:
There's no easy way to say this... I'm pregnant, Trevor! | And that's exactly what this is a love story
Scene Description:
a deadpool mask sits in the back of a car.
Transcript:
Deadpool:
[In the middle of a fistfight]
Have you seen this man?
[holds up a crude crayon drawing of Francis] | Have you seen this man
Scene Description:
a man sits in a car with the back seat up.
Transcript:
Wade Wilson:
[Blind Al appears in the doorway holding an AUG A1 rifle]
Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap! We're down range!
Blind Al:
I was gonna spend the night assembling the Borje, but th...
Scene Description:
a man in a deadpool costume with the word deadpool on his chest.
Transcript:
Deadpool:
How can I help you... besides luring children into a panel van? | How can I help you Besides luring children into a panel van
Scene Description:
a man in a black suit is holding a glass of beer.
Transcript:
Weasel:
[to Wade about Vanessa]
Go get her, tiger. | Go get her tiger
Scene Description:
a man and a woman sit in the back of a car.
Transcript:
Steve Rogers:
But if you put the hammer in an elevator?
Tony Stark:
It'll still go up.
Steve Rogers:
Elevator's not worthy. | But if you put the hammer in an elevator It would still go up Elevator's...
Scene Description:
a man in a captain america costume stands in front of a window.
Transcript:
Clint Barton:
Hey. Hey, you okay?
Wanda Maximoff:
This is all our fault.
Clint Barton:
Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just ...
Scene Description:
a woman is looking at a man in a dark room.
Transcript:
Wanda Maximoff:
Everybody's afraid of something.
Ulysses Klaue:
Cuttlefish! Deep sea fish, they make lights, disco lights, whomp, whomp, whomp, to hypnotize their prey, and then whomp! I saw a docume...
Scene Description:
a man with a beard sits in a dark room.
Transcript:
Steve Rogers:
I'm sick of watching people pay for our mistakes... | I am running out of things to say Are you ready
Scene Description:
a man with a cape on is holding a shield that says thor.
Transcript:
James Rhodes:
But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, drop it right off at the general's palace, drop it at his feet. I'm, like, "Boom. Are you looking for this?"
[Ton...
Scene Description:
a man in a black jacket is talking to another man.
Transcript:
[referring to the Chitauri invasion in the previous Avengers movie]
Tony Stark:
A hostile alien army came charging through a hole in space. We're standing 300 feet below it. We're the Avengers. We ca...
Scene Description:
a man in a blue shirt is standing next to a woman.