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Kate: You're sucking the life out of my condiments! | You are sucking the life out of American cinema
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Charlie: [Charlie, obviously drunk, is entertaining his friends with stories from acting camp] Ok, she comes back, the audience is about to leave, she comes back on stage and she starts squirting...
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Charlie: We have a saying in the McKay house: "You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come, and then a lot'll." | We had a saying in the McKay house You shake and shake the ketchup bottle...
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Roebling: Time. Time, it has been proposed, is the fourth dimension. And yet, for mortal man, time has no dimension at all. We are like horses with blinders, seeing only what lies before...
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Charlie: [about the dishwasher] And you push this button. Word to the wise: don't press that till she wakes up, so she sees you doing it.
Leopold: How clever. The proverbial tree in the woods.
Charlie...
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Clément Mathieu: You see evil everywhere.
Chabert: Here? Yes. | You really see evil everywhere In here Yes
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Chabert: Action. Reaction. | Action reaction
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[Arriving at the school, Mathieu sees a small boy waiting by the gate]
Clément Mathieu: What are you doing?
Pépinot enfant: I'm waiting for Saturday. My father is coming to collect me.
Clément Mathieu...
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Pépinot enfant: I don't know any songs.
Clément Mathieu: Well, I'll teach you some. For the moment, I'll name you assistant choir master. | I don't know any songs That's fine I'll teach you some In th...
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Rachin: [firing Mathieu] Go to the devil!
Clément Mathieu: No. I'm leaving him behind! | Go to the devil No I'm leaving him behind
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Jimmy: Wanking, Spanking... | Wanking spanking
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Deedee Dove: Can I get you a drink?
Don: Yeah, you do that, you scheming cunt. | Can I get you a drink Yeah you do that you scheming cunt
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Don: He touched my front bottom. | Touched my front my front bottom
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Don: Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this fucking time. No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[hurls luggage/jacket down on Gal and Deedee's lounge furniture]
Don: No! No, no, no, no, no, no,...
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Aitch: Problem with the plane, Don?
Don: What's that? What'd you fucking say, cunt? What? Problem? Fucking problem? No, mate, no. No fucking problem with the plane, cunt. The fucking plane was fine. F...
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Trond: You were probably just lonely
Trond: You needed someone | You were probably just lonely You needed someone
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Thelma: And I feel angry with dad as well
Thelma: I'm not worth it
Thelma: He has to stop
Thelma: I can't take it anymore | I'm angry with dad too I'm not worth it He's got to stop I can't handle it a...
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Thelma: Sometimes I think I'm better than others
Thelma: And I know I'm not
Thelma: But I can't help it | Sometimes I think that I'm better than others And I know that I'm not but it just happens
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Trond: A little knowledge doesn't make us better than others. | What do you mean Knowledge don't make us better than others
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Thelma: I feel angry with you, God. Why are you doing this to me? What do you want? | I'm angry I'm angry with you God Why are you doing this to me What do you want
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Richard: Alright alright alright alright. Now before I start there's-there's just a couple things you have to remember... Number one: you have to remain calm, right? And number two: you have to show...
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Richard: I told myself spreading news was part of a traveller's nature, but if I was being completely honest, I was just like everybody else: shit-scared of the great unknown. Desperate to take a...
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Seth Davis: [Narrating] I originally I got in for the cash but getting my dad's respect is what kept me there, I had to adapt to this new world, I didn't know any of these guys but what I did know is...
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Greg Weinstein: [during Seth's orientation] These are the client cards, these are our leads every one of these people buy stock, your job is to call them and get them interested in the firm, you're...
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Greg Weinstein: [to Seth] I'm going to be honest with you, I think you're running a good business and you're a smart kid, pulling in some real cash but I have to tell you this is a risky fucking...
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Seth Davis: [Leaving a phone message for Harry Reynard] I feel bad about the way things ended the last time we talked, I found a way to get you your money back, and I just need you to call me back |...
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Man on phone: [Over the phone] Take me off your list.
Seth Davis: Fine, fine. I'm gonna take you off my list of successful people today. | Fine fine I'm gonna take you off my list of successful people
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Jim Young: [to the new recruits] God damn it you fucking guys you passed the Series Seven over a month ago. Seth's the only one opening the necessary forty accounts for his team leader, when I was a...
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Mrs. Davis: [On the phone with Seth] I know you went too far this time, when you figured it out you should've said something but he loves you Seth do you know that? It's important that you know that....
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Abbie Halpert: [referring to his father unwilling to help him make money from JT before he quits] sitting on her couch inside her apartment So what are you going to do now?
Seth Davis: [pacing back an...
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Jim Young: [Pitching to the new recruits] There is no question whether you'll become a millionaire. The only question is how many times over. You think I'm joking? I'm not joking, I am a fucking...
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Judge Marty Davis: [to Seth] when I came up to you behind that car, it was the hardest thing I ever had to bear because I wanted to make your pain disappear, I don't even know how to describe the...
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Chris Varick: [to Seth, after seeing him for the first time on the trading floor] Hey, kid, get the fuck outa here. | Hey kid get the fuck outta here Over here
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Seth Davis: [Narrating] I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas...
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Gregoire De Fronsac: [showing the dinner audience the trout with black hair] Salmo truta dermopilla from Canada. | Salmo truta dermopilla from Canada
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Jean-Francois de Morangias: Ghost or not, I'll split you in two. | Ghost or no ghost I'll split you in two
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[Sylvia stabs Jean-Francois's dead body]
Capitaine Duhamel: He was dead.
Sylvia: Now it's certain. | He's dead Now it's certain
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Sylvia: Do you know how Florentine women ensure their husbands come home? Every morning they slip him a slow poison, and every evening the antidote. That way, when the husband spends the night away,...
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Gregoire De Fronsac: Lies appear true when dressed in Latin. | Lies appear true when dressed in Latin
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Thomas d'Apcher: And you, Mani? Which one will you choose?
Gregoire De Fronsac: Mani doesn't use firearms.
Mani: Too much noise, too much smoke, bad smell. | And you Mani Which will you choose Mani do...
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[about Jean-Francois's missing arm]
Gregoire De Fronsac: How did it happen?
Jean-Francois de Morangias: I learned that sometimes one bullet doesn't suffice. | How did it happen I learned the hard way ...
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Mani: All women have the same color when the candle is out. | All women are the same color when candles blow out
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Peter: Montgomery Wick. My dad told me about how Wick speed-summited in 24.
Skip: We're not Montgomery Wick. Even if we were, how long does that leave to get through the rock and ice? We don't even kn...
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Cyril Bench: One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest? | A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest
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Jacinto: [cornered by said now spear wielding surviving orphans] What A Joke | What a joke
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Carlos: [stirring the water] Are you the one who sighs?
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Carlos: [sneering at a scowling Jacinto] Santi
[shoves him back into the pool, where the gold bars weight him down, struggling to d...
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Casares: [Carlos weeping over Casares returns his rifle to his side or lap as Jamie forces Carlos to get going]
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Casares: What is a ghost? A tragedy condemned to rep...
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[first lines]
[voice over narration]
Casares: What is a ghost? A tragedy condemned to repeat itself time and again? An instant of pain, perhaps. Something dead which still seems to be alive. An emotio...
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Janice: [as Frank hands her a tranquilizer gun] If you're saying you want us to the son of a butch. I'm in.
Carter: [Frank gives him a tranquillizer gun also] Look this isn't a monkey we're talking ab...
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Carter: It'd be freaky at first, but eventually it would settle down.
Sarah: No, the question is, what would you do if you knew you couldn't be seen?
Janice: If you ask me, the whole thing gives me th...
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Frank: What was the clientele like?
Janice: Check this out. This guy comes up to me and he says, "I like my woman like I like my coffee." Can you believe people still use that line?
Frank: Maybe he me...
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Frank: [regarding Isabelle becoming visible again] Think she'll make make it.
Janice: I don't know, I just work here. | You think she'll make it I don't know I just work here
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Matt: [after the simulation fails on his laptop] Oh! Goddamn it!
Linda: What?
Matt: I lost cohesion again.
Linda: Are you any closer?
Matt: No. You know, I just-- I can't figure out the B and C of it....
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Matt: [after Isabelle the gorilla is tranquilized Sarah storms in] Sarah's on the warpath, so I suggest you play nice.
Sarah: This is bullshit, Sebastian. Bullshit.
Sebastian: And good morning to you ...
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Matt: [after the quantum reversion simulation fails] Full quantum cascade at 95 percent. Fuck.
Sebastian: Some breakthrough. If I were on a table right now, I'd be a steaming pile of flesh.
Matt: Don'...
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Frank: [after finding out Sebastian sabotage the video feed] It's really pretty clever. All it does is loop the same image.
Janice: So what do we do now? Go after him?
Linda: No. We're going to the co...
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Matt: [after Sebastian lied the committee] What the fuck just happened in there?
Linda: Yeah, this better be goddamn good.
Sebastian: I wasn't ready for them to know yet.
Linda: [scoffs] You weren't r...
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Sebastian: Sarah? Are you awake?
[Then proceeds to unbutton her shirt and feel her breast]
Sarah: [Wakes up realizing her shirt's unbuttoned] Sabastian? Are you in here? I know you're in here.
[Looks ...
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Sebastian: Four years ago, this committee gave me a very specific and challenging task, to successfully phase shift a human being out of quantum sync with the visible universe, and return him safely...
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Matt: Any last words?
Sebastian: Yeah! If I die, pretend the last words I said were real deep and clever. | Any last words Yeah If I die pretend I said something deep and clever
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Captain Billy Tyne: Fogs just lifting, throw off your bow line throw of your stern. Head out the south channel. Past Rocky Neck and Ten Pound Island, past Niles Pond where I skated as a kid. Blow your...
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Linda Greenlaw: [at the services for the crew of the Andrea Gail] I knew Billy Tyne, but I did not know his crew very well, but any man who sailed with him, must have been the better for it. Robert...
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Luger: [after robbing Walter in disguise] How'd I sound?
John Shaft: How did you sound?
Luger: "Freeze mofo I'll bust a cap in your dome"
John Shaft: You are a pure notorious P.I.G, how much we got?
L...
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Brian Greene: This is what's been worrying me. Drilling sample number 76, from 1300 foot. See, we've finally found something else than just plain rocks and dirt. | This is what's been wo...
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Riley: Always believe. Always. | Always believe Always
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Aimo: Looks like we've been naughty. | Looks like we've been naughty
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Rauno Kontio: If you ever wondered how Santa can be in a zillion places at once, now you know.
Aimo: That's the magic of Christmas. | If you ever wondered how Santa can be in a zillion places all at o...
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Pietari Kontio: What happened?
Piiparinen: The miracle of Christmas! | What happened The miracle of Christmas