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Aimo: Have a Merry Christmas. And a happy bloody New Year. | Have a merry Christmas And a happy bloody New Year

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Riley: Santa is going to find out who's naughty or nice! | Santa is going to find out who is naughty or nice

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[last lines]
Aimo: Nothing in there for you, fuzz face! | Nothing in there for you fuzz face

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Riley: [in English] Who are you? Where are my men?
Rauno Kontio: [in Finnish] Say something.
Aimo: [in English] Yeah, yeah, we are men. Let's do business. | In English Yeah yeah We are men Let's do bu...

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Riley: Roll up your sleeves, prepare the dynamite. Do what you do best. You have a grave to rob. | Roll up your sleeves Prepare the dynamite Do what you do best In Finnish They're going to blow it up...

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Aimo: My wife's hairdryer was stolen from the bathroom.
Sheriff: Who'd want an old piece of rubbish like that?
Aimo: It's cutting-edge technology in Russia. | My wife's hair dryer was stolen from the ...

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Aimo: [in English] How do you like the land of the Northern Lights? | In English How do you like the land of the northern lights

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Piiparinen: See for yourselves. There's something really weird about him. Don't you think?
Aimo: He's a foreigner. | See for yourselves There's something really weird about him Don't you think He's a ...

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Pietari Kontio: The real Santa was totally different. The Coca-Cola Santa is just a hoax. | The real Santa was totally different The Coca Cola Santa is just a hoax

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Malamadre: Where did you come from?
Juan Oliver: From 211.
Malamadre: That cell was empty.
Juan Oliver: Not anymore. | Where did you come from From 211 That cell Was empty Not anymore

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Malamadre: So the guards beat you up your first day. You must have pissed them off.
Juan Oliver: I do my best. | So the guards beat you up yourfirst day You must have pissed them off Well I do my best

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Haru: [running away from cats that are following her] Leave me alone, you stupid cats! | Leave me alone Stupid cats

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Muta: *Laughs* so I guess your'e not ready to get hitched, huh kid.
Haru: Not a Chance!
Muta: I respect a woman who stands up for herself. Even if she does stick her nose in other people's business. S...

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Haru: Thank you, Moo-ta...
Muta: What? 'Moo'? So now you're saying I'm a fat cow?
Haru: No! You're just fat... Oh! | Thank you for your help Moo ta gasps What Moo Are you saying that I'm a fat cow No ...

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Nat: Yeah. It was probably for the best.
Holly: Yes. Absolutely. Linda...Linda seems really good.
Nat: She gave us all a real shock. Isabelle was great. She's so sure- she really knows what she wants....

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Marina: You've changed do you know that?
Holly: What?
Marina: I said:You've really changed do you know that? | You've really changed You know that What I said You've really changed You know that

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Nat: I talk to you in my head all the time.
Holly: [under her breath] God... I hate you.
Nat: [under his breath pulling Holly closer to him] Hold me... | I talk to you in my head too all the time

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Young Marina: [to blindfolded Holly] Take a step forward. And another one. And another. Right leg up. Higher. What's the matter, don't you trust me. | Take a step forward And another one...

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Max: If God had intended us to do gardening, He wouldn't have invented Gentiles. | If God had meant us to do gardening why would he have invented Gentiles

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Marina: You should dye your hair Holly, you look like a virgin.
Holly: I am a virgin.
Marina: But you don't need to broadcast it. | Dye your hair Holly You look like a virgin I am a virgin But you don...

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Nat: Where are you going?
Holly: I don't know.
Nat: Can I come? | Where are you going I don't know Can I come

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Marina: There's no me without you! | There's no me without you

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Marina: At least I tried heroin. | Well at least I tried heroin

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Bunky: Well, it takes all kinds.
Spud: That's what it takes? I always wondered what it took. | It takes all kinds That's what it takes I always wondered what it took

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Timmi Hillnigger: [parodying Tommy Hilfiger] If you wanna keep it really real, never get out of the ghee-to, stay broke, and continue to add to my multi-billion dollar corporation, keep buying all my...

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Zoffy: Ultraman... Have you become so fond of humans? | Ultraman Have you become so fond of humans

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Hiroko Asami: So Zetton is still in the process of assembling its attack system.
Shinji Kaminaga: [Ultraman speaking as Kaminaga] Another being from my home planet, Zoffy, has released control of the ...

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Tatsuhiko Munakata: Can Zoffy be reasoned with?
Shinji Kaminaga: He follows the Code of the Planet of Light. Our only choice is to defeat Zetton. | Can Z ffy be reasoned with He follows the Code of th...

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Yumi Funaberi: Huh? Is that... Ultraman?
Akihisa Taki: He appeared on the ground this time? Why? And his silver patterns have turned red! What's going on?
Hiroko Asami: So that's Ultraman... Beautiful...

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Kimio Tamura: The U.S. Military is out of munitions. It'll take six months to get more.
Tatsuhiko Munakata: Oh, have the U.S. Military bill the Ministry of Defense. Not us. | The US Military is out of...

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Hiroko Asami: I'm not even drunk. Why am I sleeping in plastic sheets? | I'm not even drunk Why am I sleeping in plastic sheets

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Akihisa Taki: There's another Ultraman?
Yumi Funaberi: [with a relieved smile] This new one is the real one. | There's another Ultraman This one is the real one

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Alien Mefilas: [Mefilas is discussing the situation with Ultraman, who is currently using Shinji Kaminaga's appearance] How about it? Will you work with me on behalf of this planet?
Shinji Kaminaga: T...

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Alien Mefilas: It's like karma, Ultraman. Unlike the native species of this planet, we are civilized. I'm in compliance with our interstellar agreements. Any interference with other planets is limited...

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Yumi Funaberi: How'd you like being prodded and probed by every government agency?
Hiroko Asami: They put me through the most humiliating of tests, yet they found nothing. All I got for it was days of...

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Gustav: I don't have that many friends.
Anne: Me neither. | I don't have that many friends Right Me neither

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Anne: You think I'm a monster. | You think I'm a monster

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Gustav: What are you most afraid of?
Anne: That everything will disappear. | What is your biggest fear That everything will disappear

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Peter: He hates me.
Anne: Of course he does, you're his dad. | I can feel it He hates me Of course he does you're his dad

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Anne: Sometimes what happens and what must never happen are the same thing.
Gustav: Like you and me? | Sometimes what happens and what must never happen are the same thing Like you and me

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Mr. Lau: There are two ways we can do this. Both ways I win. One way he gets very hurt. | You tell Mr Sing that there are two ways we can do this Both ways I win one way he gets very hurt

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Matthew: [to Wendy] Seriously, I'm looking for this girl. If you don't believe me, you can check my right pocket. I have her panties in there | I'm looking for this girl lf you don't believe me check...

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Rod: What are you? A Wyllie E. Coyote super genius or something?
Matthew: Yeah. Something like that.
Rod: Wait, the Coyote never caught the Roadrunner. | What are you Coyote super genius or something ...

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Rod: You know, all you gotta do is find the matching bra to those panties and bam! Mystery solved!
Matthew: That's not a half bad idea.
Rod: Yeah. | Man all you gotta do is find the matching bra to th...

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Patty: Oh, sweet leaping Jesus! | Sweet leaping Jesus

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Patty: In High School, you would have called me a slut. Now, in College, you call me a good time. | in high school you would have called me a slut Now in college you call me a good time

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Matthew: Y'know, I wonder why God equipped women with all the weapons for seduction.
Rod: What do you mean?
Matthew: Well, take the breast for example. You have the bosom, the areola, the nipple. I me...

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Matthew: Isn't American cheese appropriately named? You know, it's fake and processed, just like America. | Isn't American cheese appropriately named It's fake and processed just like America

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Dora, the Smart Girl: I know what's in store for me. No one will ever have passion for me. People all around me will be falling in love, and making love, and getting married and having kids. The...

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Grady Tripp: I hope you don't find this forward Amanda, but I wonder if I might ask: Did you ever go to Catholic school?
Amanda Leer: Excuse me? | I hope you don't find this forward Amanda but I wonde...

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[to Al]
Monk Jablonski: I'm not good with open wounds. You were always my Lancelot, I was just never your king. | I'm not good with open wounds You were always my Lancelot I was just never your king

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Al: You may be buff, but you look somewhat like a solid gold dancer. | You may be pretty buff But you look a little bit like a Solid Gold dancer

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Eddie Hicks: I'd sure like to fold her napkin. | I'd sure like to unfold her napkin you know

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Al: You slept with a sixty year old?
Eddie Hicks: Hey, when you work in the physical therapy industry - you make friends fast. | You slept with a 6O year old woman When you work in physical therapy yo...

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Jim: So then I asked her to show me some of her paintings... they're so good.
Al: She's a very talented lady.
Jim: Yeah!... so goood! | So then I asked her if I could see some of her paintings They're...

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Al: Where am I going to sleep?
Monk Jablonski: With that freshman. | Where am I going to sleep With that freshman

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Monk Jablonski: It's not the meaning of life, Alfred, it's the feeling of life. | It's not the meaning of life Alfred It's the feeling of life

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Al: I'm falling in love with you.
Imogen: I love you. | I'm falling in love with you I love you

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Imogen: That kiss belongs in a box, so I can show my grandkids one day. | That kiss belongs in a box so I can show my grandkids one day

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Imogen: I have something to tell you... I slept with Jim last night.
Al: Get the fuck out! | I am I have to tell you something What I slept with Jim last night Get the fuck out

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[to Al]
Monk Jablonski: Look at that park down there! Just think of how many loves lost and found, how many first kisses kissed, how many Frisbees lost and just remember that is your park my friend an...

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Tishtayan Granny: The Bonds of Third Cousinhood cannot be broken! | The bonds of third cousinhood can never be broken

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Bernard: I love my thumbs. | I love my thumbs

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Bernard: This is a bookshop, Manny. What's wrong with that? | We're a book shop Manny What is wrong with that Yeah

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Bernard: [Hungover] Who are you? Have I joined a Cult? | Who are you Have I joined a cult

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Bernard: He doesn't know the alphabet! He can't read
[raises Manny's hair for emphasis]
Bernard: at all! | He doesn't know letters He can't read at all

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Bernard: This isn't Waterstones!
Manny: I wish I'd never been born. | This isn't Waterstone's I wish I'd never been born

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Fran: In Tibet you know what they do when they want something? They give something away!
Bernard: Really? That must be why they're such a Dominant Global Power... | In Tibet if they want something kno...

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Bernard: The little man in my hair is getting very annoyed. | Well the little man in my hair is getting very angry