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Glen Waddell: Doctor says it's gonna be a while, but she's doin' just fine. I know she's worried. She thinks if it's a girl I ain't gonna love it. It'll still be our baby. Even if she did have a girl,...

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Anney Boatwright: Hey, Bone. You sleepin'? You startin' to look like me, Bone. You're growin' up. What do you think, honey? You think I'm doin' the right thing?
Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright: I don't kn...

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Anney Boatwright: I don't care what they say, Bone. I won't have anybody call you trash. | I don't care what they say Bone I won't have anybody call you trash

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Glen Waddell: It's my one day off, and you gotta tear around here? Now just, just cool it, kid. You're a girl, not a racehorse.
Ruth Anne 'Bone' Boatwright: [mimicking him] You're a girl, not a raceho...

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Narrator: The day I was born started off bad and only got worse. I guess I was lucky I got born at all. | The day I was born started off bad and only got worse I guess I was lucky I got born at all

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Glen Waddell: I talked to Anney, you know, and she's comin' back. She promised. She said she just needs a little time, time to make it up to you. She loves you more than I can understand. You know...

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Doctor: How'd she break her coccyx?
Anney Boatwright: Her what?
Doctor: Her tailbone, lady! Her ass! What you been hitting' this child with, or maybe you just been throwin' her up against the damn wal...

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Mike: [driving a campaign van, over a loudspeaker] Attention, Buckley residents: Voters of all ages, vote for Al Donnelly. He's the best man for the job. You can count on Al, that's for sure! Folks,...

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Drake: Hold your tongue, wench. | Hold your tongue wench

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Steve: Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?
Mike: Without question.
Steve: Don't agree with me. It just pisses me off more. | Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death Without questi...

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Steve: [Steve is going to flip off the old lady, and starts out by acting like he's digging around in his pocket looking for it] Lady, I got something for ya. Kind of a souvenir for you here.
Old lady...

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Motorcycle Cop: [Steve and Mike are high on nitrous oxide and have been pulled over] Tell me, Officer: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Mike: [Mike licks lips nervously] Wellll... I got a...

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Drake: I could go over to your mama's, and light a small fire in her panties! | I can go to your mama's and start a small fire in her panties

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Governor Tracy: Here's the rub: Now you'll have to tell me your name so I know who to make the check out to.
Clyde: My best friends call me Cash. | TRACY Here's the rub Now you'll have to tell me your...

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Steve: This is great! I've never won three games in a row. I hardly ever play checkers.
Mike: [muttering] Yeah. Yeah. Well. You know. It's kinda easy to win when you... um...
[shouting]
Mike: NEVER MO...

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Mike: [cold calling voters] Hi! This is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the Recreational Center. To be honest, I pretty much run the place; hahaha! Is this, uh, Pat..Giles? Good, good! Hey, I hope...

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Doyle: I've never quit anything in my life except for Chinese calligraphy, my thesis: "Tuna and You - The Early Years", Kangaroo Anatomy, Toe Photography, booger sculpture and masturbation. Well,...

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Bud: We have chippies, We have chippies, we got lots of stuff to eat! | We have Chippies we have Chippies we got lots of stuff to eat

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Ruthie: You're the worst babysitter I ever had.
Simon: That's not what you said two hours ago.
Ruthie: Yeah, well that was before you made me wear the staircase. | You're the worst babysitter I ever h...

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[Eric to Annie]
Eric: Are you aware that our living room is filled with children who don't belong to us? | Are you aware that our living room is filled with children who don't belong to us Don't chang...

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Lucy: Today, I am not your daughter, your sister or your wife, I am Lucy Kinkirk. The Reverend Lucy Kinkirk. | Okay guys today I am not your daughter I am not your sister I am not your wife I am Lucy...

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Gladys Bink: They're all nuts! | They're all ours

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Gladys Bink: They're all nuts! | They're all gone

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Simon: Ruthie... how ya doing?
Ruthie: Fine, how are you doing?
Simon: Fine... but I'm not in school.
Ruthie: ...bye.
Simon: Wait... how is school?
Ruthie: Fine, except for algerbra.
Simon: You're lyi...

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Annie: Teenagers.
Eric: Yeah, if you don't like their mood, wait 10 minutes. | Teenagers Yeah if you don't like their mood wait ten minutes

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State Judge: Don't make me get the hot brick. | Don't make me get the hot brick Proceed

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Tom Turner: See, the haves help the have-nots, and I hate to disappoint you, but we're the have-nots. | See the haves help the have nots and I hate to disappoint you but we're the have nots

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Badger: Take off those ridiculous goggles.
Toad: Shan't!
Badger: Rat.
[Ratty grabs Toad's driving goggles and tosses them to Badger who tosses them into his fireplace]
Toad: [stands up] I say! Badger!...

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Rat: Toad, when you said you sold off your meadow, who did you sell it to?
Toad: Oh, some weasels, I think.
[Ratty looks shocked]
Rat: Weasels? Toad!
Toad: Oh, now don't start lecturing me.
Rat: You k...

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Badger: [reading the invitation cards Toad has made] "Program of entertainment: Speech by Toad, Song by Senior Enrico Toado, Conjuring tricks-The Great Toadini, Juggling-The Amazing Toadiso." |...

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The Judge: Has the prisoner anything to say.
Toad: Yes. NINCOMPOOP!
The Judge: What?
Toad: You're all nincompoops!
Rat: Toad!
The Policeman: What did I tell you?
[hits Mr. Toad in the head] | Has the ...

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Toad: [singing] Oh, the clever men at Oxford/ knows all there is to be knowed/ but nobody knows as half as much as clever old Mr. Toad! The world's held greatest heroes/ as history books have showed/...

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Chief Weasel: Wait!
[presses stop button]
Chief Weasel: I've got a better recipe. Put 'em all in together.
St John Weasel: [Rat's whiskers frazzle] Oolala tres haut cuisine!
Chief Weasel: Shut Up! | W...

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The Judge: Very well, How do you find the accused?
All Weasels: [all together shout] Guilty!
The Judge: I'm asking the Jury! Yes...
Chief Weasel: [whispering to the Jury] Say guilty!
Rabbit Jury: Guil...

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St John Weasel: [dangling with Mole, Rat, Badger and Toad above the mincer] Oh mummy weasel I'm going to get minced! | Call Mummy Weasel I'm going to get minced

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St John Weasel: [as Badger comes across the walk bay throwingg the weasels off the side] Oh! Steady on! Listen N... n... no... n... Calm down! n... n... no
Mole: [Badger has thrown three weasels off] ...

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Rat: I say! Badger! | I say Badger

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The Jailer's Daughter: I made bubble-and-squeak.
Toad: What do I care for the pleasures of the flesh!
The Jailer's Daughter: I'll take it away, then...
Toad: No! We wouldn't want to waste it. | Made i...

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Mole: I can't throw for toffee! | I can't throw for toffee

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Mole: Dog food factory! | Dog food factory

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Rat: [Brushing the stain on Badger's coat] We can get that out with a bit of salt. | Oh Dear You can get that off with a little bit of salt

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St John Weasel: You've only got one shot. Give me the gun... and we'll all be friends!
Mole: Friends? Thought you said there was no such thing
St John Weasel: Oh come on! That was just the intro to a ...

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Chief Weasel: [shouting at the drunk weasels] I'm blowing up this place in ten minutes whether or not you lot are out of it! | I'm blowing up this place in ten minutes whether or not you lot are out...

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Mole: [pointing the gun at St John] You destroyed my home to build a dog meat factory.
St John Weasel: [hands up] The area needs one. Our market research shows...
Mole: You put my friends in a mincer!...

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Motor car salesman: Mr Toad owes me... money.
[grins]
Badger: May I make a proposition?
Motor car salesman: We're always open to a deal...
Badger: If you remove these machines forthwith, I promise not...

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The Judge: Before I pass sentence, will the jury care to find him guilty?
Rat: Wait. One of those wabbits is a weasel.
Chief Weasel: No I'm not. I'm a rabbit!
The Judge: [to the jury] Is he a rabbit?
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Delon: [narrating] No one gets in, and no one gets out. Unless you have a passport. And they're almost impossible to get. There are only two ways to get them. One way is to go into a government...

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[first lines]
Delon: No one saw it coming. We were all looking out for big things. A nuclear accident, another Chernobyl... As the Russian republic split apart, no one knew who was responsible for wha...

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Lords of Tanglewood: [the Oath of Tanglewood Forest] "We ask you to leave it pure as found; We are to it forever bound." | We ask you to leave it pure as found We are to it forever bound

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Clovis Madison: [on Travis Thorne] ... It's hard to believe that boy comes from these parts; he's driven by nothing but greed. | It's hard to believe that boy comes from this parts He's driven by...

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Justine O'Neill: Why did you have to come? We were happy until you came here!
Ralph: Justine!
Justine O'Neill: Mom was gonna go back to dad... and he was gonna love me, even if mom didn't. But you sto...

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Meggie Cleary O'Neill: When I'm beside you, it's as close to heaven as I can imagine. But even when you're making love it's as if you're trying to reach something beyond me. Look, it's a wonderful...

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Ralph: Meggie, my list of sins is long enough! | Meggie my list of sins is long enough

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Meggie Cleary O'Neill: You know, I lied to you the other day. I never stopped loving you. I never could.
Meggie Cleary O'Neill: [Ralph touches her cheek] It's just... I'm so confused. I don't understa...

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Meggie Cleary O'Neill: We can still see each other, you're part of my life!
Ralph: I'm part of your past. | We can still see each other while you're here You're part of my life I m part of your past

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Ralph: Does God want me for my ability or Mary Carson's money? | Does God want me for my ability or does the Church want me for Mary Carson's money

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Fee: You really think Meggie doesn't love you? She doesn't want Luke, she wants a father for the children. All you would have to do is say one word and she would be with you in a heartbeat | Do you...

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Fee: Don't do to Meggie what you did to Mary Carson. Don't destroy her with love! | Don't do to Meggie what you did to Mary Carson Don't destroy her with love

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Goody Sibber: I am no witch! His goats were eating my food! These girls are mad! | I am no witch His goats were eating my food These girls are mad

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Reverend Parris: I did discover my niece with a number of her friends dancing in the forest.
Rev. John Hale: You permit dancing? | I did discover my niece with a number of her friends dancing in the f...

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John Proctor: You will not judge me more, Elizabeth. I forgot Abigail.
Elizabeth: And I.
John Proctor: Spare me. You forget nothing and forgive nothing. In the seven months since she has gone, I have ...

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Rev. John Hale: I must see these other girls. Who are they? I want their names. | I must see these other girls Who are they I want their names

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John Proctor: I'm thinking if the crop comes good, I'll buy Joseph Ward's heifer. How would that please you? | I'm thinking if the crop comes good I'll buy Joseph ward's heifer How would that please...

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Abigail: Oh, John. Give me a soft word.
John Proctor: No, Abby. That's done with.
Abigail: I am waitin' for you every night.
John Proctor: You cannot. I never gave you hope to wait for me.
Abigail: I ...

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John Proctor: God never spoke in my ear. I can't think of anyone else He done the favor. | God never spoke in my ear I can't think of anyone else he done the favor

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Abigail: Some nights I wake and I find myself standing naked in the open doorway without a stitch on my body, and she makes me do that singing her damn Barbados songs, tempting me! | Some nights I...

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Abigail: I know how you sweated like a stallion whenever I'd come near you. I saw your face when she put me out. You loved me then, and you do now.
John Proctor: Abby, I may think of you softly from t...

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Rebecca Nurse: Let us rather blame ourselves than the devil. | Let us rather blame ourselves than the devil

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Rebecca Nurse: I am 26 times a grandma. They can run you bowlegged in their silly seasons. | I am 26 times a grandma They can run you bowlegged in their silly seasons