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Professor Quirrel:
What is this magic?
Voldemort:
Fool, get the stone!
[Harry grabs Quirrell's face, and he blisters painfully, but then crumbles from existence, a horcrux all along. There is nothin...

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Uncle Vernon:
[to Harry]
There's no such thing as magic! | There's no such thing is there

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James Rhodes:
[looking for Sam, he was erased]
Sam? Sam, where are you at? | Sam where you at

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Dumbledore:
You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules.
Harry, Ron:
Yes, sir.
Dumbledore:
And that there is sufficient evidence to have...

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Oliver Wood:
We play our game, Hufflepuff doesn't stand a chance. We're stronger, quicker and smarter.
Fred Weasley:
And not to mention they're dead scared that Harry'll petrify them if they fly anyw...

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Tom Marvolo Riddle:
So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender. A songbird and an old hat. | So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender A songbird and an old hat

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Moaning Myrtle:
Here I am, minding my own business, and someone thinks it's funny to throw a book at me.
Ron:
But, it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it would just go right thr...

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Hermione:
[Hermione's face is now of a cat's]
Look at my face.
Ron:
Look at your tail. | Look at my face Look at your tail

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Oliver Wood:
I don't believe it! Where you think you're going, Flint?
Marcus Flint:
Qudditch practice!
Oliver Wood:
I booked the pitch for Gryffindor today.
Marcus Flint:
Easy, Wood. I've got a not...

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Harry Potter:
It's alright Ginny, It's over. It's just a memory. | It's all right Ginny It's over It's just a memory

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Ron:
Where's Hermione when you need her? | Where's Hermione when you need her

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Gilderoy Lockhart:
[Looking down the pipe leading to the Chamber of Secrets]
Excellent, Harry. Haa! Good work! Well then, I'll just be, ah...
[turns and tries to leave]

Gilderoy Lockhart:
there's no...

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[after Lockhart reveals his ineptness at fighting the Dark Arts]

Ron:
Is there anything you CAN do?
Gilderoy Lockhart:
Yes, now you mention it. I'm rather gifted with Memory Charms. Otherwise, you s...

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[Crabbe and Goyle eat the floating Sleeping Draught cupcakes]

Ron:
How thick could you get? | How thick could you get

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Tom Marvolo Riddle:
Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl. | Funny the damage a silly little book can do especially in the hands of a silly littl...

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[Hermione explains to Ron and Harry how they can use Polyjuice potion to impersonate Slytherin students]

Ron:
Wicked! Malfoy will tell us anything! | Wicked Malfoy will tell us anything Exactly

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Gilderoy Lockhart:
Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this little dueling club, to train you all up, in case you ever need to defend yourselves, as I myself have done on countless...

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Tom Marvolo Riddle:
Let's match the power of Lord Voldemort, Heir of Salazar Slytherin, against the famous Harry Potter. | Let's match the power of Lord Voldemort Heir of Salazar Slytherin against the...

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Hermione:
It's a bit strange, isn't it?
Harry:
Strange?
Hermione:
You hear this voice, a voice only you can hear, and then Mrs. Norris turns up petrified? It's just... strange.
Harry:
Do you think ...

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Mrs. Weasley:
RONALD WEASLEY! How dare you steal that car? I am absolutely disgusted! Your father's facing an inquiry at work, and it's entirely your fault! If you put another toe out of line, we'll...

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Harry:
Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire.
Dumbledore:
Oh, and about time too. He's been looking dreadful for days. Pity you had to see him on a burning day. | Your bird The...

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Stephen:
I give up.
Django:
I can't hear you, nigger!
Stephen:
I give up! |

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Arthur Fleck:
I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy. | I killed those guys because they were awful Everybody is awful these days ...

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Arthur Fleck:
You don't listen, do you? I don't think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are nega...

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Social Worker:
They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. And they really don't give a shit about people like me either. | They don't give a shit about people like you Arthur And they reall...

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Arthur Fleck:
Do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement? | Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement

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Sophie Dumond:
Your name's Arthur, right? You live down the hall. I really need you to leave, my little girl's sleeping in the other room. Please... | Your name's Arthur right You live down the hall I...

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Arthur Fleck:
[In Arthur's Jokebook]
I just hope my death make more cents than my life. | "I just hope my death makes
more sense than my life."

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Penny Fleck:
I mean, dont you have to be funny to be a comedian? | Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian

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Murray Franklin:
Do I understand that you did this to start a movement? To become a symbol?
Arthur Fleck:
Oh come on, Murray. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed th...

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Thomas Wayne:
What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? Someone who hides behind a mask? | What kind of coward would do something that cold blooded Someone who hides behind a mask

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Penny Fleck:
I never heard him crying, he's always been such a happy little boy. | I never heard him cry He's always been such a happy little boy

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Arthur Fleck:
I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. | I don't know what to tell you

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Ant-Man:
[after witnessing a miniaturized fuel truck return to normal size and explode]
Oh, man, thought it was a water truck. Uh, sorry. | Oh man I thought it was a water truck Uh sorry

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Black Widow:
Are we still friends?
Hawkeye:
That depends on how hard you hit me. | We're still friends right Depends on how hard you hit me

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Howard Stark:
You know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day. | They say sarcasm is a metric for potential If that's true you'll be a great man so...

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Everett K. Ross:
So how does it feel? To spend all that time, all that effort, and to see it fail so spectacularly?
Zemo:
Did it? | So how does it feel To spend all that time all that effort To see i...

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Natasha Romanoff:
[Picked up cell phone]
Yeah.
Steve Rogers:
You're alright?
Natasha Romanoff:
Uh. Yeah. Thanks. I got lucky.
[Nat notices sirens from Cap's cellphone, indicating he's around the ar...

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Natasha Romanoff:
Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.
Sam Wilson:
Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?
Natasha Romanoff:
Not to my face. Why, did you hear something? | Look...

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Zemo:
Mission Report: December 16, 1991. | Mission report December 16 1991

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King T'Chaka:
When stolen Wakandan vibranium was used to make a terrible weapon, we in Wakanda were forced to question our legacy. Those men and women killed in Nigeria were part of a goodwill mission...

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Brock Rumlow:
[takes off mask in defeat allowing Steve to see his face for the first time]
You know, I think I look pretty good, all things considered. | I think I look pretty good all things consider...

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Howard Stark:
[last words, looking at the Winter Soldier]
Sergeant Barnes? | Sergeant Barnes

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Steve Rogers:
All right, what do you see?
Wanda Maximoff:
Standard beat cops. Small station. Quiet street. It's a good target.
Steve Rogers:
There's an ATM on the south corner, which means?
Wanda M...

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Black Widow:
Maybe Tony's right. If we have one hand on the wheel, we can still drive. If we take it off...
Sam Wilson:
Aren't you the same woman who told the government to kiss her ass a few years a...

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Natasha Romanoff:
Is this part of the plan?
Iron Man:
Well, my plan was go easy on them. You wanna switch it up? | Is this part of the plan Well my plan was go easy on them You wanna switch it up

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Steve Rogers:
I owe you again.
Sharon Carter:
Keeping a list.
[glancing at Bucky]

Sharon Carter:
You know, he kinda tried to kill me.
Steve Rogers:
Sorry. I'll put it on the list, too. They're gon...

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Ant-Man:
Hey, Cap, heads up!
[tossing him a miniaturized fuel truck]

Ant-Man:
[showing him a small disc]
Throw it at this. Now!
[as the two meet in mid-air, the truck returns to normal size]

War M...

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Galadriel:
I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my mind.
[telepathically]

Galadriel:
It is what will come to pass, If you should fail. The Fellowship is breaking, it has already begun. He wi...

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Frodo:
I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf:
So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do w...

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Gandalf:
I think you should leave the ring behind, Bilbo. Is that so hard?
Bilbo:
Well, no.
[frowning]

Bilbo:
...and yes. Now it comes to it, I don't feel like parting with it. It's mine, I found i...

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Legolas:
Hurry! Frodo and Sam have reached the eastern shore.
[Aragorn does not move]

Legolas:
You mean not to follow them.
Aragorn:
Frodo's fate is no longer in our hands.
Gimli:
Then it has all ...

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Gandalf:
There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the enemy found him first. I don't know how long they tortured him, but through the endless sc...

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[Gandalf picks up a book that the skeleton of a Dwarf was holding]

Legolas:
[to Aragorn]
We must move on, we cannot linger.
Gandalf:
[starts reading from the book]
They have taken the bridge and the...

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[Boromir picks up the One Ring after Frodo had lost it]

Boromir:
It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing. | It is a strange fate t...

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Bilbo:
[voice]
It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no telling where you might be swept off to. |

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Aragorn:
I swore to protect you.
Frodo:
Can you protect me from yourself?
[holding out the Ring]

Frodo:
Would you destroy it?
The Ring:
[whispering]
Aragorn... Elessar...
Aragorn:
[closing Frodo'...

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[the Hobbits mourn the loss of Gandalf]

Aragorn:
Legolas, get them up!
Boromir:
Give them a moment for pity's sake!
Aragorn:
By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs!... We must reach th...

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Saruman:
Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected. My fighting Uruk-...

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Galadriel:
[to Frodo]
I give you the light of Eärendil, our most beloved star. May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out. |

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Frodo:
[to Boromir]
I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart. | It would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my heart

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Frodo:
We must leave the Shire. Sam and I must get to Bree.
Merry:
Right... Buckleberry Ferry! Follow me! | I have to leave the Shire Sam and I must get to Bree Right Bucklebury Ferry Follow me

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Sauron:
You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death. | But I cannot see it It is long since we had any hope

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Gandalf:
[to Frodo]
Is it secret? Is it safe? | Is it secret Is it safe

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Gimli:
You are full of surprises, Master Baggins. | You are full of surprises Master Baggins

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Frodo:
We're friends of Gandalf the Grey, can you tell him we've arrived?
Barliman Butterbur:
Gandalf? Gandalf... Oh, yes, I remember! Elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy hat. Not seen him for six m...

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[after defeating the Ringwraiths at the Ford, Frodo collapses]

Arwen:
Frodo? Frodo, no!
[Frodo begins to have a harder time breathing]

Arwen:
Frodo, don't give in! Not now!
[She holds Frodo close ...

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Merry:
Why did you look? Why do you always have to look?
Pippin:
I don't know. I can't help it.
Merry:
You never can.
Pippin:
I'm sorry, all right? I won't do it again.
Merry:
Don't you understand...

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Sam:
What are you up to? Sneaking off, are we?
Gollum:
Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat Hobbit is always so polite. Smeagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find, and they say "sneak!" Sneak? Ver...