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Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business

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Pigeons, NBA Jam, a Disney Channel audition gone wrong. Fahim Anwar displays some of the smartest stupid material with moments of poignancy in his first one hour special. Join him on the quest to make his parents less disappointed.
Year
2017
Genre
comedy
Production
Seeso, LLC

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[dramatic string music] - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:11
[dramatic string music]
- Ladies and gentlemen, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
- Ladies and gentlemen,
[cheers and applause] - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
[cheers and applause]
I've lived here for, like, ten years now, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:09
I've lived here for, like, ten years now,
Like, you could walk up to any random person in Hollywood - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
Like, you could walk up to any random person in Hollywood
"Thank you, really appreciate it." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:11
"Thank you, really appreciate it."
Does this ring a bell?" - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:09
Does this ring a bell?"
Just got to coat the throat." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
Just got to coat the throat."
Everyone has Peter Pan Syndrome. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
Everyone has Peter Pan Syndrome.
It's like everyone's closet in Hollywood - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
It's like everyone's closet in Hollywood
"We'll do vest with no shirt on. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"We'll do vest with no shirt on.
"Sombrero in ski boots. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"Sombrero in ski boots.
All right." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:09
All right."
Don't get discouraged." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
Don't get discouraged."
You know you're not doing well when you live - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:09
You know you're not doing well when you live
There's this McDonald's I'll go to sometimes, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
There's this McDonald's I'll go to sometimes,
So I go there, I get a tea, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:15
So I go there, I get a tea,
I go, "Yeah, honey." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:10
I go, "Yeah, honey."
And then he pops out and he goes, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
And then he pops out and he goes,
Like, why-- why would you suggest that? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
Like, why-- why would you suggest that?
"I'm trying to make the most disgusting cup of tea - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
"I'm trying to make the most disgusting cup of tea
"Do you have a raw hot dog you could plop into there? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"Do you have a raw hot dog you could plop into there?
It'll be like a fucked up version of pho." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
It'll be like a fucked up version of pho."
Like, that went through several logic gates in his mind, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:16
Like, that went through several logic gates in his mind,
"Maybe you got, like, a butane lighter - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"Maybe you got, like, a butane lighter
I believe in you." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:08
I believe in you."
It was a super sunny day, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
It was a super sunny day,
And I passed this block, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
And I passed this block,
And I was like, that was pretty fast. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
And I was like, that was pretty fast.
Like, where did he get all those umbrellas that fast? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
Like, where did he get all those umbrellas that fast?
Are just always selling what you need - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
Are just always selling what you need
You ever been on a romantic dinner date with a girl, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
You ever been on a romantic dinner date with a girl,
Hmm...roses?" - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
Hmm...roses?"
You'll be coming out of a club at 2:00 a.m., - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
You'll be coming out of a club at 2:00 a.m.,
[hissing] - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:13
[hissing]
[hissing] - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:12
[hissing]
"Ah...it's all good, dude. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"Ah...it's all good, dude.
"That's crazy dude. How do they... - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"That's crazy dude. How do they...
It's nuts." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:09
It's nuts."
Like, your plane could be going down, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:17
Like, your plane could be going down,
Senor, parachute for the lady?" - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:22
Senor, parachute for the lady?"
Pigeons are like the hipsters of birds, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:11
Pigeons are like the hipsters of birds,
They're like, "What are you, flying?" - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
They're like, "What are you, flying?"
"Yeah, I used to do that. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"Yeah, I used to do that.
This is my new jam." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:15
This is my new jam."
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to whip this French fry - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to whip this Fre...
You'll swat them, be like, "Fuckin' get out of here." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:08
You'll swat them, be like, "Fuckin' get out o...
Because bees have the ability to sting you, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
Because bees have the ability to sting you,
Just fucking leave." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:09
Just fucking leave."
"Oh, this potato salad? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"Oh, this potato salad?
"You don't mind if I walk around all over it - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"You don't mind if I walk around all over it
[squelching] - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
[squelching]
[squelching] - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
[squelching]
Fuck your Sunday." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
Fuck your Sunday."
I had to do stand-up on a hip-hop show recently, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:08
I had to do stand-up on a hip-hop show recently,
All right, now we've got a stand-up comedian." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
All right, now we've got a stand-up comedian."
I'm like, "Hey, how's everybody doing tonight? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
I'm like, "Hey, how's everybody doing tonight...
"Y'all ready to have way less fun? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"Y'all ready to have way less fun?
"Y'all ready to bring the energy way down? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"Y'all ready to bring the energy way down?
"Bust out your sleeping bags, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:16
"Bust out your sleeping bags,
"I know you're getting jerked off right now, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
"I know you're getting jerked off right now,
"Just want to run them by you before you jizz, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:10
"Just want to run them by you before you jizz,
And urban show is a little different - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
And urban show is a little different
Sometimes he'll be like, "Ha-ha," - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:13
Sometimes he'll be like, "Ha-ha,"
They would, like, dance for a little bit beforehand. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
They would, like, dance for a little bit beforehand.
The emcee would be like, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:13
The emcee would be like,
Y'all good?" - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
Y'all good?"
Next time I get booked on the show, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
Next time I get booked on the show,
They're like, "All right, I want y'all to make it loud - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:08
They're like, "All right, I want y'all to mak...
[cheers and applause] - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
[cheers and applause]
"DJ, cut that shit." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"DJ, cut that shit."
"I danced for too long? - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
"I danced for too long?
Oh, my bad." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
Oh, my bad."
Like, they were playing "Ain't No Fun" the other day, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:08
Like, they were playing "Ain't No Fun" the ot...
♪ Guess who's back in the motherfuckin' house ♪ - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
♪ Guess who's back in the motherfuckin' house ♪...
Like, the song works without that. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
Like, the song works without that.
But Snoop's like, "Nah, it stays." - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:10
But Snoop's like, "Nah, it stays."
I'm like, "You kids with your Kendrick Lamars, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
I'm like, "You kids with your Kendrick Lamars,
"Back in my day, we rapped about jizzing on faces. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"Back in my day, we rapped about jizzing on faces.
"That's the rap music I know. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"That's the rap music I know.
"We rapped about gargling ball sacks. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"We rapped about gargling ball sacks.
"It was a simpler time in the '90s. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
"It was a simpler time in the '90s.
"I would hop on my friend's pegs and go to Circuit City - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"I would hop on my friend's pegs and go to Circuit...
"And if he didn't have pegs, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:06
"And if he didn't have pegs,
"And if he went over a puddle, I would gash my calf, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
"And if he went over a puddle, I would gash my calf,
Like, anything they put out, I would buy. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
Like, anything they put out, I would buy.
What I love about Death Row is, - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:05
What I love about Death Row is,
Like, nowadays, it'll always be "featuring Beyonce" - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:07
Like, nowadays, it'll always be "featuring Beyonce...
♪ Doggy Doggy Doggy Dahhh - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:14
♪ Doggy Doggy Doggy Dahhh
She's just out there. - Fahim Anwar: There's No Business Like Show Business 00:04
She's just out there.
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Pigeons, NBA Jam, a Disney Channel audition gone wrong. Fahim Anwar displays some of the smartest stupid material with moments of poignancy in his first one hour special. Join him on the quest to make his parents less disappointed.

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