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London Calling

After fleeing the UK from a job gone wrong, a down on his luck hitman is forced to babysit the son of his new crime boss and show him how to become a man.

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Allan Ungar

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Action, Comedy, Drama

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"Hypersexual" Performed by Rêve Ft. - London Calling

"Hypersexual" Performed by Rêve Ft.

Look, it's not me you're after. - London Calling

Look, it's not me you're after.

Listen, I am Freddy Darby's wife's cousin. - London Calling

Listen, I am Freddy Darby's wife's cousin.

Huh, that is a donkey. - London Calling

Huh, that is a donkey.

Oh, shit. - London Calling

Shit! Yeah. You better leave town tonight. Can you buy me some time? No. No, you can't do this. It's - London Calling

Shit! Yeah. You better leave town tonight. Can you buy me...

God damn it, Tom. - London Calling

God damn it, Tom.

- I love you, bud. - London Calling

- I love you, bud.

Yep. You're all set. Got your one-way ticket out of here. Flight leaves Heathrow in two hours, but, - London Calling

Yep. You're all set. Got your one-way ticket out of...

Fuck you, Harry. - London Calling

Fuck you, Harry.

Hey, Benson... - London Calling

Fuck! Darya! Darya, are you messing with the TV? Darya! - London Calling

Fuck! Darya! Darya, are you messing with the TV? Darya!

Enough with the blender! - London Calling

Enough with the blender!

What is going on? - London Calling

What is going on?

About time. - London Calling

Oh, oh, sorry. - London Calling

Did you not see that? - London Calling

Did you not see that?

Oh, fuck! - London Calling

Oh, son... - London Calling

Ward's in Los Angeles. - London Calling

Ward's in Los Angeles.

Hey. Yo man, that's really nice. It's super authentic. Thanks, man. You ready for the big day tomorr - London Calling

Hey. Yo man, that's really nice. It's super...

Cool, really? - London Calling

Only I can level you. - London Calling

Only I can level you.

Did you just question my leadership? - London Calling

Did you just question my leadership?

Tell me it's done. - London Calling

Tell me it's done.

I... what the fuck is that? - London Calling

I... what the fuck is that?

Man the fuck up, and turn your shit around, otherwise everything this family built dies with me. - London Calling

Man the fuck up, and turn your shit around, otherwise...

Alright. - London Calling

"I'm getting married to Ricky! - London Calling

"I'm getting married to Ricky!

Kale. Excuse me... um... Have I ever given you the impression that I look like a guy that drinks kal - London Calling

Kale. Excuse me... um... Have I ever given you the...

I'll tell you what, you help me. - London Calling

I'll tell you what, you help me.

Knock, knock, please do not get up. - London Calling

Knock, knock, please do not get up.

Is this what you do with yourself all day? - London Calling

Is this what you do with yourself all day?

But I don't fucking give a shit! - London Calling

But I don't fucking give a shit!

I'm done. - London Calling

This is about legacy. - London Calling

This is about legacy.

Could I talk to you for a second? - London Calling

Could I talk to you for a second?

Hey, hey, easy. - London Calling

Hey, hey, easy.

Oh my God, would you hurry the fuck up, please? - London Calling

Oh my God, would you hurry the fuck up, please?

Is that your chick? - London Calling

Is that your chick?

So, why'd you leave England? - London Calling

So, why'd you leave England?

There's something wrong with the seat. - London Calling

There's something wrong with the seat.

Right, so, just so you don't go getting yourself killed out there, you might as well learn how to use one of these. - London Calling

Right, so, just so you don't go getting yourself killed...

Okay, are you missing on purpose? - London Calling

Okay, are you missing on purpose?

Yeah, you're right, that feels a lot better. - London Calling

Yeah, you're right, that feels a lot better.

Oh, that's not your- Not another word. - London Calling

Oh, that's not your- Not another word.

Alright, take this. - London Calling

Alright, take this.

2002 motherfucker... - London Calling

2002 motherfucker...

So, we good, right? - London Calling

So, we good, right?

You got a bear costume? - London Calling

You got a bear costume?

Seriously? - London Calling

Uh, what do we do now? - London Calling

Uh, what do we do now?

You gotta be shitting me. - London Calling

You gotta be shitting me.

This seems... - London Calling

No, I was talking about the costume... - London Calling

No, I was talking about the costume...

Or not, yeah, I was gonna quit anyway. - London Calling

Or not, yeah, I was gonna quit anyway.

Pardon me, Miss. - London Calling

Pardon me, Miss.

Name's Freddy Darby. - London Calling

Name's Freddy Darby.

What do you say? - London Calling

What do you say?

You know what? - London Calling

How did you get started? - London Calling

How did you get started?

Hellos! - London Calling

He wants to talk to you. - London Calling

He wants to talk to you.

Nyet, I need practice English. - London Calling

Nyet, I need practice English.

I see product first, yes? - London Calling

I see product first, yes?

I sample? - London Calling

Oh! Da! I need more sample. Why not? - London Calling

Oh! Da! I need more sample. Why not?

No, no, no, that's not good for his retard brain. - London Calling

No, no, no, that's not good for his retard brain.

Shite! Can you imagine if we actually healed the little cunt? - London Calling

Shite! Can you imagine if we actually healed the little...

Give me the code. - London Calling

Give me the code.

All right, all right, all right, all right. - London Calling

All right, all right, all right, all right.

...cation, Jesus! - London Calling

...cation, Jesus!

Fuck! Come on, get in the car. - London Calling

Fuck! Come on, get in the car.

What the fuck was that? - London Calling

What the fuck was that?

Yeah, I think it's him. - London Calling

Yeah, I think it's him.

- Faster! - London Calling

Alistair, what the hell are you doing here? - London Calling

Alistair, what the hell are you doing here?

What the fuck are those for? - London Calling

What the fuck are those for?

I know you. - London Calling

Not a word. - London Calling

Oh, really, Seamus, really? - London Calling

Oh, really, Seamus, really?

Hey, did you get it? - London Calling

Hey, did you get it?

You're recording, dude. - London Calling

You're recording, dude.

Okay. Got it. - London Calling

Sweet shades. - London Calling

What the fuck? - London Calling

On the count of three. - London Calling

On the count of three.

Come on. - London Calling

Are you seriously trying to shoot a kid? - London Calling

Are you seriously trying to shoot a kid?

Tommy! Tommy, you gotta do something, man! Ah, shit. - London Calling

Tommy! Tommy, you gotta do something, man! Ah, shit.

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After fleeing the UK from a job gone wrong, a down on his luck hitman is forced to babysit the son of his new crime boss and show him how to become a man.

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Director: Allan Ungar

Writer: Omer Levin Menekse, Quinn Wolfe, Allan Ungar

Production: N/A

Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama

Year: 2025

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ImdbRating: 5.6

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Released: 18 Sep 2025

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