FAMILY GUY PETER GRIFFIN

Transcript:
[Family is talking about Peter's Drinking problem]

Brian Griffin:
And remember the time when you had an Irish Coffee before we went to see "Philadelphia"?
[Shows them in a movie theater]

Peter Grif...

Transcript:
[upon finding out the local bar has been turned into a British pub]

Peter Griffin:
Holy crap. It's a gay bar. | Holy crap It's a gay bar

Scene Description:
a cartoon of a man sitting at a bar with a poster that says the clamber.

Transcript:
Peter Griffin:
[on Bill Cosby]
I was so busy not seeing color that I didn't see all the raping. | Huh I was so busy not seeing color I didn't see the raping either

Scene Description:
a cartoon of a man with a beer in his hand and a man wearing a white shirt with the word family on it.

Transcript:
Bad Peter:
Lie to her. It's okay to lie to women. They're not people like us.
Peter Griffin:
Well, I don't know.
[Looks for Good Peter]

Peter Griffin:
Hey, where's the other guy?
Good Peter:
[Is s...

Scene Description:
a cartoon of a man in a white shirt that has the word family on it.

Transcript:
[Peter has taken some politicians to a strip joint, where one of them has accidentally killed one of the strippers]

Peter Griffin:
You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down ...

Scene Description:
a man in a blue suit is talking to a man in a black suit.