FAMILY GUY PETER

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Peter Griffin:
Ah, yeah. It's the guy from "Big". Tom Hanks Everything he says is a Riot.
Tom Hanks:
I have AIDS.

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fat man doing in our bed? Ugh, damn it,
I always wake up before I find out if they can
understand the baby. ♪ Family Gu Guy 1x17 ♪
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Original Air Date on April 14, 2013 == sync, corrected by elderman ==

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[upon finding out the local bar has been turned into a British pub]

Peter Griffin:
Holy crap. It's a gay bar. | Holy crap It's a gay bar

Scene Description:
a man in a wheelchair is standing in front of a sign that says " family guy ".

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Peter Griffin:
[on Bill Cosby]
I was so busy not seeing color that I didn't see all the raping. | Huh I was so busy not seeing color I didn't see the raping either

Scene Description:
a group of people are gathered in a living room with a tv show called family guy.

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Peter Griffin:
Hey, where's the other guy ?
Good Peter:
[Is stuck in traffic on a heaven highway]

Scene Description:
a cartoon of a man in a white shirt that says'family guy'on it

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A very big deal.
Giacomo 'Fat Jack' DiNorscio:
I mean, we're not talking about a made guy in the Lucchese family.
Peter Petraki:
No, we are not.

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all right, calm down, Cleveland. I'm gonna kill Quagmire! Oh, God, you're hyperventilating!
Chris, get me a bag. Okay, Cleveland, breathe into the bag.
It'll calm you down. - Peter, I'm not sure that ...

Scene Description:
a man with a yellow shirt that says'family guy'on it

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- Aah!
- Oh, my God. Sorry, Lois. Peter, what is our infant son
doing up on the roof? There's a raccoon up here. Yikes. Looks like I need a distraction. Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Conway Twitty. | - Aa...

Scene Description:
a group of people are standing in a living room, one of them is wearing a shirt that says family guy.

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[Peter has taken some politicians to a strip joint, where one of them has accidentally killed one of the strippers]

Peter Griffin:
You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down ...

Scene Description:
a cartoon of a man in a blue suit with the words " family guy " on the front.

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Not really.
Donald:
No? Because I found a guy , uh, Pete Latang, from Wyoming.
Peter:
Okay.

Scene Description:
a snow covered street with a sign that says " the yellow sign ".

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Holy crap.
Evel Knievel gloves! I bet I could do a wheelie with these!
How much for the gloves? - Peter, those are yours.
- Ten bucks. Two. Seven. Four. $5.50. Ten. Sold! Sucker. I would've gone
to $1...

Scene Description:
a man in front of a house with a shirt that says'family guy'on it.

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Honey, you awake? Morning, sweetie. Who the hell are you?!
What are you doing in my bed?! Peter, it's me. Molly? Your wife? Molly Ringwald? You're my wife?! We've been married for 20 years.
What's wro...

Scene Description:
a man is sleeping in a bed with a blue blanket that says'family guy'on it.

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- Whoa.- Hi! Whoa! Oh, I am so sorry. It was all my fault, I keep doing that. Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guy . What are you talking about? I'm not a bad guy. But you're all in black. You have a cape. And you wear a big, scary mask. Well, I'm not. And you kicked me in the face. Listen, I'm Batman. Oof! You ev

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e right. It was a dream. It was actually...It was more like a nightmare. Okay. What happened? It started with these hunters that caughtPeter and me after we left Cora. It was a family of themled by a guy named Severo. They broke into my loft.

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{\an8}Ah, boy, do I love
the Fall Festival. {\an8}Especially how
everywhere you turn {\an8}is the smell of pumpkin spice. {\an8}Pumpkin spice. {\an8}Sounds like a reject
from a female British pop band...

Scene Description:
a cartoon of a man on a ferris wheel with a sign that says family guy on it.

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What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill:
It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy .
[laughs]