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Timewasters

A struggling jazz band from South London are propelled back in time.

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Oracle Post,Syfy

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Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award2 nominations total

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HORACE: # If you try to tame her - Timewasters

HORACE: # If you try to tame her

# We only said goodbye with words - Timewasters

# We only said goodbye with words

HORACE:
# Well, I tried to tell you so - Timewasters

HORACE: # Well, I tried to tell you so

So, this is the time machine.
This is Curtis. - Timewasters

So, this is the time machine. This is Curtis.

(SCREAMING) - Timewasters

Jazz is dead, bruv. No one wants
a brass band. - Timewasters

Jazz is dead, bruv. No one wants a brass band.

Jazz quartet. What do you know,
you can't even turn up to rehearsals
on time. - Timewasters

Jazz quartet. What do you know, you can't even turn up ...

You do know we performed at both
of your grandmothers' funerals. - Timewasters

You do know we performed at both of your grandmothers' ...

(NICK GASPING) - Timewasters

(DINGS) - Timewasters

Whiplash, talk to your brother,
please. We could replace him. - Timewasters

Whiplash, talk to your brother, please. We could replace him...

(LAUGHS) - Timewasters

You know, people say a jazz band is
a lot like an enamel stove polish. - Timewasters

You know, people say a jazz band is a lot like an enamel sto...

It's strong, it's tough,
and it's black. - Timewasters

It's strong, it's tough, and it's black.

(SCREAMS) - Timewasters

We are gonna take a quick break
and we'll be back in five. - Timewasters

We are gonna take a quick break and we'll be back in fi...

Black Bear Enamel stove polish -
outshines 'em all. - Timewasters

Black Bear Enamel stove polish - outshines 'em all.

Which means I am not dreaming. - Timewasters

Which means I am not dreaming.

LAUREN: Nick. - Timewasters

Like the group The Wu-Tang Clan? - Timewasters

Like the group The Wu-Tang Clan?

Before we leave you
with one last song, - Timewasters

Before we leave you with one last song,

(LAUGHS) - Timewasters

I'm guessing this demographic is
fit, young females? - Timewasters

I'm guessing this demographic is fit, young females?

We have the Sinatra of the sax,
Mr Jason Sturridge. - Timewasters

We have the Sinatra of the sax, Mr Jason Sturridge.

I was trapped in the 1920s - Timewasters

I was trapped in the 1920s

Homeless Pete. Yeah? - Timewasters

Homeless Pete. Yeah?

The Barack of the 'bone,
Mr Horace Cunningham... - Timewasters

The Barack of the 'bone, Mr Horace Cunningham...

Amen. Amen. (LAUGHS) - Timewasters

Amen. Amen. (LAUGHS)

Don't you just adore
my little jazzington troupe? - Timewasters

Don't you just adore my little jazzington troupe?

Oh.
It felt so real. - Timewasters

Oh. It felt so real.

You OK in there? Peachy. - Timewasters

You OK in there? Peachy.

Could the owner of a green Daimler
please move their vehicle, - Timewasters

Could the owner of a green Daimler please move their vehicle...

# Da-da-da-da-da-da, hey - Timewasters

# Da-da-da-da-da-da, hey

What?!
Here's Shimmy Shimmy Ya
by The Old Dirty Bastard! - Timewasters

What?! Here's Shimmy Shimmy Ya by The Old Dirty Bastard...

The bit about the time machine
being out of service, - Timewasters

The bit about the time machine being out of service,

What is this, Stringfellows?
Dance! - Timewasters

What is this, Stringfellows? Dance!

(CRIES) - Timewasters

We had this opportunity
to visit the past, - Timewasters

We had this opportunity to visit the past,

You make me play behind a curtain,
you don't bother introducing me! - Timewasters

You make me play behind a curtain, you don't bother int...

Why are we following Homeless Pete? - Timewasters

Why are we following Homeless Pete?

We could always do something
meaningful before we go, - Timewasters

We could always do something meaningful before we go,

So wait, these guys choose
not to have any girlies in here? - Timewasters

So wait, these guys choose not to have any girlies in here?

We are a jazz quartet in the golden
era of jazz, and what are we doing? - Timewasters

We are a jazz quartet in the golden era of jazz, and what ar...

(PANTING) - Timewasters

Till I find Jason, innit. - Timewasters

Till I find Jason, innit.

Fiancee. - Timewasters

I think it's safe to say
he's just a bum - Timewasters

I think it's safe to say he's just a bum

Look, it's the 1920s, all right.
Women get half pay. - Timewasters

Look, it's the 1920s, all right. Women get half pay.

I could have done anything, but I've
wasted my - Your entire life, yeah. - Timewasters

I could have done anything, but I've wasted my - Your e...

I suppose you'll wanna get on
and find the blighter? - Timewasters

I suppose you'll wanna get on and find the blighter?

I guess that does make sense,
as women are half the size of men. - Timewasters

I guess that does make sense, as women are half the size of ...

Right, so we've got one more day
in the '20s, and I could do anything. - Timewasters

Right, so we've got one more day in the '20s, and ...

A tongue and jelly sandwich
before you start your "mad ting"? - Timewasters

A tongue and jelly sandwich before you start your "mad ...

He says "sometimes". Sometimes?
Mm-hm. - Timewasters

He says "sometimes". Sometimes? Mm-hm.

You do act like a dick
cos you are a dick. - Timewasters

You do act like a dick cos you are a dick.

It's a machine and you're just a cog, - Timewasters

It's a machine and you're just a cog,

(LAUGHING) A sheath! - Timewasters

(LAUGHING) A sheath!

Afternoon to ya, Mrs Fanbrick. - Timewasters

Afternoon to ya, Mrs Fanbrick.

Why don't you bask in your arse? - Timewasters

Why don't you bask in your arse?

OK, that's really not what I said.
(DOOR OPENS) - Timewasters

OK, that's really not what I said. (DOOR OPENS)

Don't worry, Lauren. When I have
my brilliant business idea - Timewasters

Don't worry, Lauren. When I have my brilliant business ...

Oh! Hey, guys. Depending on what
year we go back to, - Timewasters

Oh! Hey, guys. Depending on what year we go back to,

Boo! - Timewasters

So where we going?
We? Erm... - Timewasters

So where we going? We? Erm...

# L is for lovely, my lady love, you - Timewasters

# L is for lovely, my lady love, you

Ha! - Timewasters

(BABY VOICE) Do you want to know - Timewasters

(BABY VOICE) Do you want to know

Oh, yeah, we've travelled two floors
vertically. - Timewasters

Oh, yeah, we've travelled two floors vertically.

I hope you don't mind me saying,
but you was wonderful tonight. - Timewasters

I hope you don't mind me saying, but you was wonderful ...

Did the sight of a woman near a drum
make your cock spin off in fury? - Timewasters

Did the sight of a woman near a drum make your cock spin off...

What? The lift broken, yeah? - Timewasters

What? The lift broken, yeah?

Thanks.
Rose. - Timewasters

How the music
gets all in your bones an' that. - Timewasters

How the music gets all in your bones an' that.

Right, well, good luck
with your life and that. - Timewasters

Right, well, good luck with your life and that.

"Who the heck murdered Camilla, - Timewasters

"Who the heck murdered Camilla,

# Lauren, Lauren - Timewasters

# Lauren, Lauren

I drawed one of you naked,
but I think I'll hang onto that one. - Timewasters

I drawed one of you naked, but I think I'll hang onto t...

"Darling Lauren..."
(DOOR CLOSES) - Timewasters

"Darling Lauren..." (DOOR CLOSES)

All will fall under suspicion
but only one of us can be... - Timewasters

All will fall under suspicion but only one of us can be...

"I enclosed a likeness
to keep by your bedside. - Timewasters

"I enclosed a likeness to keep by your bedside.

I'm a cash machine.
Oh! - Timewasters

I'm a cash machine. Oh!

You do that...all none of them. - Timewasters

You do that...all none of them.

..the Murderer!
(PIANO PLAYS) - Timewasters

..the Murderer! (PIANO PLAYS)

Wow!
It's too much, innit? - Timewasters

Wow! It's too much, innit?

# You go back to him - Timewasters

# You go back to him

Have you seen Eleasha? Firstly,
I have. She looks like a foot. - Timewasters

Have you seen Eleasha? Firstly, I have. She looks like a foo...

I came to England to escape
the mean streets of Buenos Aires - Timewasters

I came to England to escape the mean streets of Buenos Aires

It was the same everywhere.
Faberge, Chanel, Cartier. - Timewasters

It was the same everywhere. Faberge, Chanel, Cartier.

These are real diamonds, Horace.
Oh, shiny. - Timewasters

These are real diamonds, Horace. Oh, shiny.

What about the girl from
Claire's Accessories? - Timewasters

What about the girl from Claire's Accessories?

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A struggling jazz band from South London are propelled back in time.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Daniel Lawrence Taylor

Production: Oracle Post,Syfy

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.7

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Released: 08 Oct 2017

Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award2 nominations total

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