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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

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While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.
Director
Mary Bronstein
Year
2025
Genre
drama, thriller
Box Office
$1,091,404
Production
N/A
Awards
27 wins & 53 nominations total

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Hey, straight to the table. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:40
Hey, straight to the table.
Mommy? Yeah? The bathroom has water in it. Okay, well, that's good. No, I mean on the floor. Come qu - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:18
Mommy? Yeah? The bathroom has water in it. Okay, well,...
Are you coming? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 01:01
Are you coming?
- What's going on? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:08
- What's going on?
-Hey. - Hey, yeah. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:06
-Hey. - Hey, yeah.
No, no, no! - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:16
No, no, no!
Nothing is familiar or real. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:38
Nothing is familiar or real.
Oh, shit. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:42
Oh, shit.
- Is that real? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:23
- Is that real?
Oh, you're making fun of me. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:38
Oh, you're making fun of me.
Is the parking guy gonna get mad again? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:14
Is the parking guy gonna get mad again?
- Okay, quickly. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:59
- Okay, quickly.
Okay? All right. You got to tell me. We'll talk about it next time. Okay? We won't talk about it nex - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:18
Okay? All right. You got to tell me. We'll talk about...
Yes? What now? MAN Hi, yes. So sorry. Have to leave. Stop work. Uh, what? Mother died. I have to lea - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:17
Yes? What now? MAN Hi, yes. So sorry. Have to leave. Stop...
Okay, what is the issue then? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:36
Okay, what is the issue then?
I'm really happy to hold this silent space for you but......as usual, I am curious as to what you might be thinking about. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:09
I'm really happy to hold this silent space for you...
Riley. That's all I can think about. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:07
Riley. That's all I can think about.
I'm so... - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:09
I'm so...
Breathwork is a deep healing in the nervous system, where we hold trauma and trapped emotions. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:47
Breathwork is a deep healing in the nervous system, where we...
Dr. Spring said this is a big week. - Did she tell you that? -Yeah. I think you can do it. But I'm a - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:30
Dr. Spring said this is a big week. - Did she tell you that?...
What book can I read you tonight? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:13
What book can I read you tonight?
Put this on my room, please. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:58
Put this on my room, please.
What? The name's Jamie, by the way. Got a light? I'm not interested. - In what? - I need to be alone - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:23
What? The name's Jamie, by the way. Got a light?...
Yes. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:06
Yes. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Here are pics of hole. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:08
Here are pics of hole.
What is movie......babies, zombies, '80s, mothers eating babies? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:30
What is movie......babies, zombies, '80s, mothers...
Wake up, Mom. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:14
Wake up, Mom.
I said, you kissed me. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:18
I said, you kissed me.
You know, Stephen, we can talk about these feelings apart from your dreams. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:06
You know, Stephen, we can talk about these feelings apart...
I can't help it if in my dreams you always want to kiss me. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:05
I can't help it if in my dreams you always want to kiss...
Why don't you like me? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:20
Why don't you like me?
I just want someone to tell me what to doNo one will tell me - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:07
I just want someone to tell me what to doNo one will tell me
I hate my hamster - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:04
I hate my hamster
Mommy, what happened?! - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:15
Mommy, what happened?!
Stop. Do you know that I love you and I think you're the best and so proud of you for everything, an - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:27
Stop. Do you know that I love you and I think you're...
You've gotta be fucking kidding me! - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:06
You've gotta be fucking kidding me!
Hello? Hello? Hello! Hello! Is anyone here doing their job? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:11
Hello? Hello? Hello! Hello! Is anyone here doing their job?
Want some help with that? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:07
Want some help with that?
Sweetie? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:09
Sweetie?
What the fuck's your problem What WhoaWhat you're obsessed with me or somethingWhat are you talking about Don't flatter yourselfWell why are you looking at me What What do you wantI don't want you just sitting outside and by yourselfSome creep might walk - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:54
What the fuck's your problem What WhoaWhat you're...
Sweetie! - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:32
Sweetie!
Um, well, we only have 15 minutes left. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:12
Um, well, we only have 15 minutes left.
Oh... Oh. Shit. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:07
Oh... Oh. Shit.
Caroline? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:08
Caroline?
It's okay. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:10
It's okay.
Okay. I know. I know. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:06
Okay. I know. I know.
Okay. Okay. Caroline! Caroline! - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:08
Okay. Okay. Caroline! Caroline!
What is going on here? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:33
What is going on here?
I'm expecting a patient. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:05
I'm expecting a patient.
Would you mind waiting in my office down the hall just a few moments? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:29
Would you mind waiting in my office down the hall just a few...
Is that a baby? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:13
Is that a baby?
Okay, I'll be in your office. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:07
Okay, I'll be in your office.
But their brains were always fine when we looked under the microscope. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:07
But their brains were always fine when we looked under the...
Oh. Rodents are resilient creatures. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:09
Oh. Rodents are resilient creatures.
I'll tell Stephen your session's cancelled. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:09
I'll tell Stephen your session's cancelled.
I was after some Visa gift cards. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:12
I was after some Visa gift cards.
Pull it out? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:28
Pull it out?
Yeah? Oh, hi. Uh, is James here? Who are you? I'm his neighbor. I'm there, in that room there. He is - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:38
Yeah? Oh, hi. Uh, is James here? Who are you? I'm his...
Relax your body. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:08
Relax your body.
Right now, your only job is to breathe. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 01:00
Right now, your only job is to breathe.
You're not helping! - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:15
You're not helping!
Mommy! Mommy! Try to help. Try to help. Mommy! - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:09
Mommy! Mommy! Try to help. Try to help. Mommy!
Make yourself feel safe. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:11
Make yourself feel safe.
Don't avoid anything within. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:14
Don't avoid anything within.
Use your voice and imagine your emotion. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:11
Use your voice and imagine your emotion.
Okay, we gotta be quick because I have to get back, but... - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:45
Okay, we gotta be quick because I have to get back, but...
Yo, what is up there? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 01:01
Yo, what is up there?
Mommy! Mommy! I don't want it! - You are doing such a good job. -No! No! Mommy! You gotta hold her a - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:16
Mommy! Mommy! I don't want it! - You are doing such a...
What the fuck?! - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:16
What the fuck?!
Ah! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:14
Ah! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
Do you have something to say to Melanie? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:14
Do you have something to say to Melanie?
Okay. Do you know what? Did I ever tell you that I was pregnant before? Like, I've been pregnant twi - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:11
Okay. Do you know what? Did I ever tell you that I was...
I never tell anyone this. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:10
I never tell anyone this.
I got an abortion right away, like... - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:28
I got an abortion right away, like...
And for some reason, I didn't realize how badly it would hurt but......it really did. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:10
And for some reason, I didn't realize how badly it...
Maybe I got rid of the wrong one. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:06
Maybe I got rid of the wrong one.
Why won't you say anything? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:09
Why won't you say anything?
You don't get it. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:22
You don't get it.
I'm not a mom. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:14
I'm not a mom.
Do you have a kid!? - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:15
Do you have a kid!?
I know what you're doing......and I can't have it. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:11
I know what you're doing......and I can't have it.
This isn't working. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:11
This isn't working.
I got here early. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:07
I got here early.
Uh, look, I don't know why you aren't answering your cell, but Dr. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:23
Uh, look, I don't know why you aren't answering...
You... You mentioned an aphorism from the Bible about a millstone. Would you say what that is? That - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:39
You... You mentioned an aphorism from the Bible about a...
...all women, all Gen Z group think. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:08
...all women, all Gen Z group think.
Mommy? Yeah? I'm really sorry, but I'm not better. Please don't be mad or sad that I said that. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:13
Mommy? Yeah? I'm really sorry, but I'm not better....
Hello? There's someone here who wants to see you in the lobby. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:08
Hello? There's someone here who wants to see you in the...
What? Who? Won't say. Come down or don't. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:09
What? Who? Won't say. Come down or don't.
Thanks for checking on me. - If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 00:36
Thanks for checking on me.
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While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.

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Director: Mary Bronstein
Writer: Mary Bronstein
Production: N/A
Genre: drama, thriller
Year: 2025
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $1,091,404
Released: 10 Oct 2025
Awards: 27 wins & 53 nominations total
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