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Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.

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Thank you. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Thank you very much. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Thank you very much.

Hey, how are you guys doing? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Hey, how are you guys doing?

All right. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

OK - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

You'll have two less jokes if you don't shut the fuck up. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

You'll have two less jokes if you don't shut the...

I know it's not easy being my fan these days. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I know it's not easy being my fan these days.

I know you all have someone who doesn't know you're here. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I know you all have someone who doesn't know...

So, you know, sorry for all the trouble I've caused you. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

So, you know, sorry for all the trouble I've caused...

Well, let's get started anyway... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Well, let's get started anyway...

I love to stand up - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I love to stand up

But it is. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Personal confidence is like a man wearing white pants. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Personal confidence is like a man wearing white pants.

It takes enormous personal confidence and optimism, really, to go out in white pants. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

It takes enormous personal confidence and optimism, really,...

No puddles, no pizza. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

No puddles, no pizza.

I'll never be able to wear white pants, because first I'll get my period... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I'll never be able to wear white pants, because first...

I know that. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Or diarrhea, more likely. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Or diarrhea, more likely.

About once a month, I say to myself, oh, fuck, here we go. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

About once a month, I say to myself, oh, fuck, here we go.

Better just to go home. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Better just to go home.

That's right. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

You should never negotiate when you have diarrhea. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

You should never negotiate when you have diarrhea.

If I have diarrhea and you get
you come between me and the toilet, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

If I have diarrhea and you get you come between me and the t...

In any case, it's personal confidence. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

In any case, it's personal confidence.

It's like knowing you wouldn't have had slaves, back when everything was going well. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

It's like knowing you wouldn't have had slaves,...

That's what moral trust is all about, being able to say, I wouldn't have done it. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

That's what moral trust is all about, being able to...

Even if I lived in the seventeenth-whatever in Virginia and someone said, you want a slave? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Even if I lived in the seventeenth-whatever in Virginia and...

I would have been like, no, I'm ready. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I would have been like, no, I'm ready.

And I'm sure I can say that. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And I'm sure I can say that.

But I think it's easy to say that now, because you can't have slaves. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

But I think it's easy to say that now, because you...

You don't have slaves, but that's not because you're better than you were back then. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

You don't have slaves, but that's not because...

It's not like you're carrying
groceries to the car like, fuck, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

It's not like you're carrying groceries to the car...

No, it's not like they have slaves at Leroy Merlin - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

No, it's not like they have slaves at Leroy Merlin

I mean, there are-there are some, you know, like you can bring a Russian woman to - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I mean, there are-there are some, you know, like you can...

Or you can adopt a child from Bangladesh who is about 12 years old. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Or you can adopt a child from Bangladesh who is about 12...

He'll move into your house, do your laundry and suck your dick, whatever you want. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

He'll move into your house, do your laundry and suck...

But even he can leave at 18. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

But even he can leave at 18.

Although, who wants them when they're so old? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Although, who wants them when they're so old?

In any case, it's moral trust. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

In any case, it's moral trust.

The kind of confidence I have is very specific. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

The kind of confidence I have is very specific.

It's that I can make jokes about terrible things. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

It's that I can make jokes about terrible things.

So that's my core competence. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

So that's my core competence.

And there are some people
who think that there are - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And there are some people who think that there are

Some people think you shouldn't make jokes about Auschwitz, because it was terrible. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Some people think you shouldn't make jokes about...

There are children who were killed at Auschwitz.
Auschwitz, children who could have been - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

There are children who were killed at Auschwitz. Auschwitz, ...

So some people think you shouldn't joke about Auschwitz. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

So some people think you shouldn't joke about...

I have a friend, an English comedian, who made a joke about Auschwitz last year. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I have a friend, an English comedian, who made a joke about...

And at one point, Auschwitz tweeted about it. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And at one point, Auschwitz tweeted about it.

So it was like, oh cool, it's really them, you know? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

So it was like, oh cool, it's really them, you know?

And they tweeted like, that's not funny. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And they tweeted like, that's not funny.

I mean, who manages the social accounts? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I mean, who manages the social accounts?

Why does the death camp tweet? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Why does the death camp tweet?

And here I am... What's up? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And here I am... What's up?

Because people have different reactions to terrible things, you know? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Because people have different reactions to terrible things,...

It's like, I remember once, there were people, you remember during the Iraq war. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

It's like, I remember once, there were people, you...

I can't remember which one, but it was one of the Iraq wars. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I can't remember which one, but it was one of the Iraq...

And someone was organizing, through the USO, comedy tours to Walter Reed Medical, the care center for wounded soldiers. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And someone was organizing, through the USO, comedy tours to...

And visit them in their hospital rooms, - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And visit them in their hospital rooms,

They don't need a comedian like, where are you from? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

They don't need a comedian like, where are you from?

You know, it's no use. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

You know, it's no use.

I was like, I volunteer. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I was like, I volunteer.

I fucking hate it so much, you know, but I did it. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I fucking hate it so much, you know, but I did it.

And the medical officer
gives us a briefing - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And the medical officer gives us a briefing

He was in Baghdad on patrol and someone threw an IUD at him. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

He was in Baghdad on patrol and someone threw an IUD at him.

It wasn't an IUD. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

It wasn't an IUD.

It's not really an effective weapon. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

It's not really an effective weapon.

It's funnier than the real thing, unfortunately. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

It's funnier than the real thing, unfortunately.

But I'll keep going. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

But I'll keep going.

It's an improvised explosive device. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

It's an improvised explosive device.

You know, it's like a bag of ammonia with Canadian coins in it. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

You know, it's like a bag of ammonia with Canadian...

And they attach it to a Nokia flip phone and you see... - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

And they attach it to a Nokia flip phone and you see...

That's what happened to Travis. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

That's what happened to Travis.

So the doctor says he's been in surgery for 20 hours. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

So the doctor says he's been in surgery for 20 hours.

You're the first face he'll see. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

You're the first face he'll see.

He's like, can we get his mom to do the American opening star, maybe? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

He's like, can we get his mom to do the American...

This is a bad idea. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

This is a bad idea.

So I asked the doctor, I said, hey, what do I tell this fucking kid? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

So I asked the doctor, I said, hey, what do I tell this...

He says, here's what not to say - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

He says, here's what not to say

I'll be off, then. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I'll be off, then.

Travis is lying there. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Travis is lying there.

I'm like on top of her bed, it's gross. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I'm like on top of her bed, it's gross.

I said, what are you going to do now? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I said, what are you going to do now?

In any case. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

That's what happened with Travis. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

That's what happened with Travis.

How people react to terrible things is different depending on, as some people try to make it, like. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

How people react to terrible things is different depending...

I saw a store and on the door it said, no hate allowed here. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I saw a store and on the door it said, no hate allowed here.

Get lost, hate, bastard - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

Get lost, hate, bastard

It's a weird idea. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

It's a weird idea.

How am I supposed to stay here and take care of it before I go in and buy it? - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

How am I supposed to stay here and take care of it before I...

I once saw a store with a sign that said: 92% of our products are ethical. - Louis C.K. : Back to the Garden

I once saw a store with a sign that said: 92% of our...

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Louis C.K. recorded live on January 28, 2023 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.

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Director: Louis C.K.

Writer: Louis C.K.

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Genre: comedy

Year: 2023

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ImdbRating: 7.5

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Released: 28 Jan 2023

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