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The Roast of Tom Brady

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.

Director

Beth McCarthy-Miller

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Genre

documentary, comedy

Box Office

N/A

Production

Casey Patterson Entertainment

Awards

Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. 1 nomination total

Homepage

https://www.netflix.com/title/81577726

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I actually wanna address the fact
that Tom Brady truly is the GOAT. - The Roast of Tom Brady

I actually wanna address the fact that Tom Brady truly is th...

Twenty-three seasons,
seven Super Bowl wins. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Twenty-three seasons, seven Super Bowl wins.

110,000 settling in here
at historic Michigan Stadium. - The Roast of Tom Brady

110,000 settling in here at historic Michigan Stadium.

The most underrated
college quarterback in the country. - The Roast of Tom Brady

The most underrated college quarterback in the country.

Brady takes the snap,
drops back to throw, fires. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Brady takes the snap, drops back to throw, fires.

Touchdown, Patriots.
What a throw from Tom Brady. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Touchdown, Patriots. What a throw from Tom Brady.

The poorest way to face life
is to face it with a sneer. - The Roast of Tom Brady

The poorest way to face life is to face it with a sneer.

Many men feel a kind
of twisted pride and cynicism. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Many men feel a kind of twisted pride and cynicism.

Not the man who points out
how the strong man stumbles. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles.

The credit belongs to the man
who is actually in the arena. - The Roast of Tom Brady

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.

Who strives gallantly.
-One play at a time? - The Roast of Tom Brady

Who strives gallantly. -One play at a time?

Whose face is marred
by dust, and sweat, and blood. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Whose face is marred by dust, and sweat, and blood.

But if he fails, at least
he fails while daring greatly. - The Roast of Tom Brady

But if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly.

Thing we know about Brady
is that a comeback is always possible. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Thing we know about Brady is that a comeback is always possi...

So that his place shall never
be with those cold and timid souls... - The Roast of Tom Brady

So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid s...

And right now
help me welcome the fucking GOAT. - The Roast of Tom Brady

And right now help me welcome the fucking GOAT.

Brady. Brady. Brady. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Brady. Brady. Brady.

Tom, get all your guys settled down.
That's right. It's go time. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Tom, get all your guys settled down. That's right. It&#...

It's finally here, man. It's finally here. - The Roast of Tom Brady

It's finally here, man. It's finally here.

You know, Tom, this is crazy
because for more than 20 years... - The Roast of Tom Brady

You know, Tom, this is crazy because for more than 20 years....

Tom has ruined Sundays
for football fans all over the country. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Tom has ruined Sundays for football fans all over the countr...

I wanna let you know, Tom, off the bat,
that that's not why I'm here. - The Roast of Tom Brady

I wanna let you know, Tom, off the bat, that that's not...

And I'm also here to do
little promo hits here and there. - The Roast of Tom Brady

And I'm also here to do little promo hits here and ther...

It's been two years
since Tom's gotten divorced, right? - The Roast of Tom Brady

It's been two years since Tom's gotten divorced, r...

Since then, since then,
Tom has been fucking. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Since then, since then, Tom has been fucking.

Tom's been fucking so much
that his dick has CTE. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Tom's been fucking so much that his dick has CTE.

Most people get STDs, Tom gets CTEs. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Most people get STDs, Tom gets CTEs.

By the way, single life is what
you deserve because you had no choice. - The Roast of Tom Brady

By the way, single life is what you deserve because you had ...

Gisele said, "You retire or we're done."
That's what she said to you, Tom. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Gisele said, "You retire or we're done." That...

"You retire or we're done." - The Roast of Tom Brady

"You retire or we're done."

You gotta do what the fuck you gotta do,
do you understand me? - The Roast of Tom Brady

You gotta do what the fuck you gotta do, do you understand m...

That's what that's called, Tom. - The Roast of Tom Brady

That's what that's called, Tom.

You asked me to come here, bitch.
I told you what I was gonna do. - The Roast of Tom Brady

You asked me to come here, bitch. I told you what I was gonn...

But just for full transparency,
she came as Antonio Brown's plus-one. - The Roast of Tom Brady

But just for full transparency, she came as Antonio Brown�...

Before you can get comfortable,
you gotta get uncomfortable. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Before you can get comfortable, you gotta get uncomfortable.

Let's talk about Bill Belichick
for a second. Um, Tom... - The Roast of Tom Brady

Let's talk about Bill Belichick for a second. Um, Tom.....

You know, the world knows that you left
Bill Belichick high and dry, man. - The Roast of Tom Brady

You know, the world knows that you left Bill Belichick high ...

You left him, and then you went to Tampa,
and you won a championship. Holy shit. - The Roast of Tom Brady

You left him, and then you went to Tampa, and you won a cham...

You left Bill Belichick
with Mac Jones. Goddamn. - The Roast of Tom Brady

You left Bill Belichick with Mac Jones. Goddamn.

Nope. Nope. Listen. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Nope. Nope. Listen.

What a idiot. Why would you do this?
What a idiot. - The Roast of Tom Brady

What a idiot. Why would you do this? What a idiot.

Eight karate classes a day
and she's still a white belt. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Eight karate classes a day and she's still a white belt...

The only bruises she have are on her ass.
Everybody should have known it. - The Roast of Tom Brady

The only bruises she have are on her ass. Everybody should h...

Kids are gonna have to change their name.
The fucking guy knows karate, Tom. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Kids are gonna have to change their name. The fucking guy kn...

Um, here's a good time
to tell you the truth. We lied. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Um, here's a good time to tell you the truth. We lied.

Now, this dais is gonna be filled
with energy and great jokes. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Now, this dais is gonna be filled with energy and great joke...

That means
I've got a lot of guns with a lot of ammo. - The Roast of Tom Brady

That means I've got a lot of guns with a lot of ammo.

I wanna let you guys know,
I got two full fucking clips. - The Roast of Tom Brady

I wanna let you guys know, I got two full fucking clips.

Now, you fuck with me if you want,
I'm gonna shoot these guns. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Now, you fuck with me if you want, I'm gonna shoot thes...

I have no problem shooting these guns.
You think I'm bullshitting? - The Roast of Tom Brady

I have no problem shooting these guns. You think I'm bu...

And ultimately, the Black dick matters.
You'll fuck a Black dick fast, Chelsea. - The Roast of Tom Brady

And ultimately, the Black dick matters. You'll fuck a B...

Kim, I put it down. Bop, bop.
No troubles. No fucking troubles. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Kim, I put it down. Bop, bop. No troubles. No fucking troubl...

You had nothing to do with nothing.
You didn't deserve that, and I apologize. - The Roast of Tom Brady

You had nothing to do with nothing. You didn't deserve ...

And to do that,
you gotta do it with a roast master. - The Roast of Tom Brady

And to do that, you gotta do it with a roast master.

A GOAT without a butcher is not a GOAT. - The Roast of Tom Brady

A GOAT without a butcher is not a GOAT.

Please welcome,
straight from hell, the real killer... - The Roast of Tom Brady

Please welcome, straight from hell, the real killer...

What's up, roast fans?
Make some noise. - The Roast of Tom Brady

What's up, roast fans? Make some noise.

If the gloves don't fit,
you must talk shit. - The Roast of Tom Brady

If the gloves don't fit, you must talk shit.

'cause I'm about to kill
this white bitch right here. - The Roast of Tom Brady

'cause I'm about to kill this white bitch right he...

Now, give it up for the Lord
of the Super Bowl Rings... - The Roast of Tom Brady

Now, give it up for the Lord of the Super Bowl Rings...

You're a legend, Tom. You really are.
You really put the "jizz" in "Gisele." - The Roast of Tom Brady

You're a legend, Tom. You really are. You really put th...

Mike Tyson is boxing Jake Paul,
a kid more than half his age. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Mike Tyson is boxing Jake Paul, a kid more than half his age...

My prediction,
Iron Mike is gonna kill that baby. - The Roast of Tom Brady

My prediction, Iron Mike is gonna kill that baby.

You look like a vampire
that only drinks almond blood. - The Roast of Tom Brady

You look like a vampire that only drinks almond blood.

Tom looks like
he bleaches his asshole just in case. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Tom looks like he bleaches his asshole just in case.

There hasn't been a roast in years
because everyone's chicken. - The Roast of Tom Brady

There hasn't been a roast in years because everyone...

But not you, Tom. You're not chicken. - The Roast of Tom Brady

But not you, Tom. You're not chicken.

What an opening. I love you, Kevin.
What an opening. You're amazing. - The Roast of Tom Brady

What an opening. I love you, Kevin. What an opening. You...

Kevin Hart is the biggest Eagles fan. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Kevin Hart is the biggest Eagles fan.

I thought, "Is that Kevin Hart,
or did Randy Moss take a knee?" - The Roast of Tom Brady

I thought, "Is that Kevin Hart, or did Randy Moss take ...

Of the prestigious Kennedy Center's
Mark Twain Prize for Humor. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Of the prestigious Kennedy Center's Mark Twain Prize fo...

And surely, if Mark Twain were
around today, he would call you a n... - The Roast of Tom Brady

And surely, if Mark Twain were around today, he would call y...

Dana White, I see you hiding over there.
What's up, Dana? - The Roast of Tom Brady

Dana White, I see you hiding over there. What's up, Dan...

Pull back. I wanna show
he brought the whole cast of Queer Eye. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Pull back. I wanna show he brought the whole cast of Queer E...

At the beautiful,
sold-out Los Angeles Forum. - The Roast of Tom Brady

At the beautiful, sold-out Los Angeles Forum.

By the way, "forum" is also
how Rob Gronkowski counts to five. - The Roast of Tom Brady

By the way, "forum" is also how Rob Gronkowski cou...

You're one of the greatest, Gronk.
You're one of the greatest. - The Roast of Tom Brady

You're one of the greatest, Gronk. You're one of t...

Growing up, it was never even
Gronk's dream to play football... - The Roast of Tom Brady

Growing up, it was never even Gronk's dream to play foo...

But his parents figured,
"Hey, he's already wearing the helmet." - The Roast of Tom Brady

But his parents figured, "Hey, he's already wearin...

We're doing it Boston-style tonight.
I'm telling you. - The Roast of Tom Brady

We're doing it Boston-style tonight. I'm telling y...

Thanks for coming in, Tom,
from your new home state of Florida. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Thanks for coming in, Tom, from your new home state of Flori...

Against all odds.
It all started in San Mateo, California. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Against all odds. It all started in San Mateo, California.

Tom's mom, who's here tonight
somewhere. Where is she? - The Roast of Tom Brady

Tom's mom, who's here tonight somewhere. Where is ...

She was in labor with you for 43 hours. - The Roast of Tom Brady

She was in labor with you for 43 hours.

Tom was eventually drafted
199th in the NFL draft. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Tom was eventually drafted 199th in the NFL draft.

When Bill Belichick's dog stepped
on the keyboard by accident. - The Roast of Tom Brady

When Bill Belichick's dog stepped on the keyboard by ac...

That scrawny rookie famously walked
into the owner Robert Kraft's office... - The Roast of Tom Brady

That scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kr...

And said, "I'm the best decision
your organization has ever made." - The Roast of Tom Brady

And said, "I'm the best decision your organization...

Don't say that shit again.
-Okay, okay, okay. - The Roast of Tom Brady

Don't say that shit again. -Okay, okay, okay.

From that point on,
everything was a fairy tale. - The Roast of Tom Brady

From that point on, everything was a fairy tale.

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Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.

User Rating: 5.0 (1 rating)

Director: Beth McCarthy-Miller

Writer: Mike Gibbons, Benji Aflalo, Pat Barker

Production: Casey Patterson Entertainment

Genre: documentary, comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 05 May 2024

Awards: Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. 1 nomination total

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81577726