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Fortress Soldier:
It's the Avengers. They landed in the far woods. The perimeter guard panicked.
Strucker:
They have to be after the scepter. Can we hold them off?
Fortress Soldier:
[Incredulous]
Th...
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a man in a dark room is talking to another man.
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Natasha Romanoff:
You sure he's going to be okay? Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together.
Dr. Helen Cho:
There's no possibility of deterioration. The nano-molecular functionality...
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a woman is looking at a piece of paper that has the letter b on it.
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Tony Stark:
And Helen, I expect to see you at the party on Saturday.
Dr. Helen Cho:
Unlike you, I don't have a lot of time for parties.
[pause]
Dr. Helen Cho:
Will Thor be there? | And Helen I expe...
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a man in a white lab coat stands in front of a computer screen that says 5.
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Bruce Banner:
Guys? is this a code green? | Guys Is this a code green
Scene Description:
a man is standing in front of a sign that says " stop ".
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Imperator Furiosa:
And how exactly do we take the Citadel, assuming we're still alive by then?
Toast:
If we can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick ...
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a woman sits next to a woman in a car with the word " war " on it.
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Max Rockatansky:
I am the one that runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: survive. |...
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the word universal is on a piece of paper
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Toast:
[Max returns after killing the Bullet Farmer]
Are you hurt?
Max Rockatansky:
Huh?
Toast:
You're bleeding.
Imperator Furiosa:
That's not his blood. | Are you hurt Huh You're bleeding That's n...
Scene Description:
a woman with short hair stands in front of a tank with the word war on it.
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The Dag:
Angharad, is that just the wind or is it some furious vexation? | Angharad is that just the wind or is that a furious vexation
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a man with a chain around his neck points at the camera.
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[after Furiosa's shot shatters his vehicle's searchlight]
The Bullet Farmer:
Hold up a flare!
Red Flare Warrior:
I am holding a flare!
The Bullet Farmer:
[opens his eyes wide]
Closer!
Red Flare Wa...
Scene Description:
a blue sky with a few small fish in it.
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Immortan Joe:
I am your redeemer. It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world. | I am your redeemer It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world
Scene Description:
a group of people are gathered together, one of which is holding a bucket.
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Nux:
[sneaks up from behind Furiosa and strangles her with his chains]
Filth! You traitored him!
The Splendid Angharad:
[Furiosa holds up a knife to Nux's neck]
No unnecessary killing!
Imperator Fur...
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a group of people are in a car and one of them is looking at the camera.
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Nux:
I am the man... who grabs the sun... RIDING TO VALHALLA!
[turns to Max]
Nux:
WITNESS ME, BLOOD BAG!
[sprays lips with chrome spray paint]
Nux:
WITNESS! | I am the man who grabs the sun riding...
Scene Description:
a man is wearing a mask with a chain around his neck.
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Max Rockatansky:
[to Furiosa]
I am so sorry...
[stabs her] | I am so sorry
Scene Description:
a man with a bandage on his forehead is looking at the camera.
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Keeper of the Seeds:
Here we go, girls! | Here we go girls
Scene Description:
a woman looks over her shoulder while wearing a scarf.
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Slit:
By my deeds I honour him, V8. | By my deeds I honor him
Scene Description:
a man playing a drum with the word drum on it.
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Rocket Raccoon:
But Quill, beating Ronan... it can't be done. You're asking us to die.
Peter Quill:
Yeah... I guess I am.
[pause]
Gamora:
[stands up]
Quill, I have lived most of my life surrounded ...
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a man and woman are looking at each other in a dark room.
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Groot:
I am Groot.
Peter Quill:
Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?
Rocket Raccoon:
Well he don't know talkin' good like me a...
Scene Description:
a dark room with a metal gate that says the number 4 on it.
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Groot:
I am Groot.
Rocket Raccoon:
Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual. | I am Groot Four of us Asleep for the danger awake for the money as per frickin' usual
Scene Description:
a woman with a green face that has the word guardians on it.
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Drax the Destroyer:
Are you not the man this wench attempted to kill?
Peter Quill:
Well, I mean, she's hardly the first woman to try and do that to me.
[shows a scar]
Peter Quill:
Look, this is fro...
Scene Description:
a man is holding a knife with a woman behind him.
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Rocket Raccoon:
[scans an Xandarian citizen]
Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut? | Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with tha...
Scene Description:
a screenshot of a screen that shows a person in a red shirt and a woman in a red jacket.
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Nebula:
After Xandar, you're going to kill my father?
Ronan:
You dare to oppose me?
Nebula:
You see what he has turned me into? You kill him and I will help you destroy a thousand planets. | After X...
Scene Description:
a person with a blue mask and a black background.
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Well, okay, I... I think I might understand that you did this to start a movement, to become a symbol. | Well, okay, I... I think I might understand that you did this to start a movement, to become a...
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If it was me dying on the side-walk,
you'd walk right over me. | If it was me dying on the side-walk,
you'd walk right over me.
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They couldn't carry a tune
to save their lives. | They couldn't carry a tune
to save their lives.
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Oh! Why is everybody
so upset about these guys? | Oh! Why is everybody
so upset about these guys?
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He's always been such
a happy little boy. | He's always been such
a happy little boy.
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We went over this, Penny. You adopted him. We have all the
paperwork right here. That's not true. Thomas had them
all made up, so it stayed our secret. | We went over this, Penny. You adopte...
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There now seems to be a a groundswell
of anti-rich sentiment in the city. It's almost as if our less fortunate
residents are taken the side of the killer. Yes and it's a shame. It's one of the reasons...
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I don't think you ever really hear me. | I don't think you ever really hear me.
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If he knew how we were living, if he saw this place,
it would make him sick. | If he knew how we were living, if he saw this place,
it would make him sick.
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Do you people call it miniature golf,
or is it just golf to you? | Do you people call it miniature golf,
or is it just golf to you?
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Arthur... Hoyt wants to
see you in his office. | Arthur... Hoyt wants to
see you in his office.
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last time I asked you to
bring your journal with you for these appointments. | last time I asked you to
bring your journal with you for these appointments.
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You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like
to be someone like me? | You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like
to be someone like me?
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They think that we'll just
sit there and take it like good little boys! | They think that we'll just
sit there and take it like good little boys!
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You sound like you're making
excuses for killing those young men. | You sound like you're making
excuses for killing those young men.
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Not everybody- and I'll tell you this-
not everyone is awful. | Not everybody- and I'll tell you this-
not everyone is awful.
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Have you seen what
it's like out there, Murray? | Have you seen what
it's like out there, Murray?
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♪ I'd jump right on ♪
♪ a big bird and then I'd fly ♪ | ♪ I'd jump right on ♪
♪ a big bird and then I'd fly ♪
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A very fine actor. He's got a new movie
called 'American Playboy', opening this week across the country.
Will you please welcome a good friend of the
show, Mr. Ethan Chase. | A very fine actor....
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Yeah. Isn't that great? He'd love to talk to you,
maybe do some of your act. Does that sound good to you? | Yeah. Isn't that great? He'd love to talk to you,
maybe do some of your act. <...
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You know, I was just
thinking the other day, why are the rich people so... | You know, I was just
thinking the other day, why are the rich people so...
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Three less pricks in Gotham city,
only a million more to go. | Three less pricks in Gotham city,
only a million more to go.
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You see all this, the lights, the show,
the audience, all that stuff? | You see all this, the lights, the show,
the audience, all that stuff?
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Well, today, the mayor said
he has a solution. | Well, today, the mayor said
he has a solution.
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Now, before he comes
out, I just want to say that we're all heartbroken about
what's going on in the city tonight. | Now, before he comes
out, I just want to say that we're all heartbroken about
what'...
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I hated school as a kid. But my mother
would always say, "You should enjoy it. One day you'll have
to work for a living." "No I won't, Ma.
I'm gonna be a comedian!" | I hated school as a kid. <...
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Oh, the patient suffers from delusional psychosis and narcissistic
personality disorder... hm. | Oh, the patient suffers from delusional psychosis and narcissistic
personality disorder... hm.
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Was found guilty of
endangering the welfare of her own child... | Was found guilty of
endangering the welfare of her own child...
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I thought it was gonna bother me
but, it really hasn't. | I thought it was gonna bother me
but, it really hasn't.
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He said you were fired for bringing
a gun into the children's hospital. | He said you were fired for bringing
a gun into the children's hospital.
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And people are
starting to notice. | And people are
starting to notice.
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Everybody's telling me that my
stand-up is ready for the big clubs. | Everybody's telling me that my
stand-up is ready for the big clubs.
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I was wondering if you could ask the
doctor to increase my medication? | I was wondering if you could ask the
doctor to increase my medication?
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I think I told you I'm pursuing
a career in stand-up comedy. | I think I told you I'm pursuing
a career in stand-up comedy.
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Thomas Wayne: What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? Someone who hides behind a mask. Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves, yet they're too scared to show...
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Professor Hess: I have a picture of you. Guess what you're doing?
Samuel Curtis: I'm taking a shit.
Professor Hess: [laughing] I put it next to my trophy, and then I say, "Ooh, there's a stinky boy!" ...
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[Samuel answers the phone]
Professor Hess: Guess who this is?
Samuel Curtis: Professor Hess.
Professor Hess: That's right! You got it on the first try! For that, you get a kiss!
Samuel Curtis: I'll pa...
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The Boy Who Actually Saw a Woman's Breast: It was round and soft. Now go back to work. | It was round and soft Now go back to work
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Old Man: So there's this man, and he lived his whole life on Earth, and his name was Mr. Stevenson. When Mr. Stevenson was eight years old, he asked another little boy if he would like a Hurts Donut....
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Old Man: So this guy walks into a bar and he says to the bartender, "Can I use your phone?" The bartender says, "Sure." So he wipes his ass on it and the bar - What? Ah, shit. I just told you the...
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Professor Hess: [Last lines] This is where it ends... And other stories began. Sam moved back to Earth with the young man who saw the breast, and raised him as if he were his own son. I stayed on...
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Samuel Curtis: [Referring to The Boy] What's the matter with him?
Lee Vilensky: Ah, you know how kids are. You sell 'em to a shitty planet, and they think you're the bad guy. | What's the matterwith h...
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Old Man: Hey. Is it just me, or do my balls itch?
Samuel Curtis: I think it's you.
Old Man: Good. For a minute, I thought my balls itched. | Hey is it just me or do my balls itch I think it's you Good...
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Jim McConnell: Like Maggie said: To stand on a new world and look beyond it to the next one. | To stand on a new world and look beyond it to the next one
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Runt: Only a few moments old, and I start thinking things then. Staring at that white sky right above me. And I want for something altogether different. And that's when I hear him.
Pig: [baby cries]
R...
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Mea: It's a really good look for an Anesthesiologist. Kal... .addicted to his own shit. And now I'm here trying to hold it all together. This case will earn me just enough to get us through the next...
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Derek: Stepps ain't no square dance.
Sara: That's okay. I'll dance in circles, probably around you. | Steppes ain't no square dance That's all right I dance in circles probably around you