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Blood Relatives

A vampire's loner lifestyle is thrown into disarray when a teenager shows up claiming to be his daughter, and she's got the fangs to prove it. On a road trip across America's blacktops, they decide how to sink their teeth into fam...

Director

Noah Segan

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Genre

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N/A

Production

Paper Street Pictures,Nocturnal Kid

Awards

1 nomination

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I left my wallet at a
Waffle House in Racine, - Blood Relatives

I left my wallet at a Waffle House in Racine,

I too have made some
regrettable decisions - Blood Relatives

I too have made some regrettable decisions

Well, there's no waffle
house in town, - Blood Relatives

Well, there's no waffle house in town,

The vets that ran it all died, - Blood Relatives

The vets that ran it all died,

Usually it's $27.95, - Blood Relatives

Usually it's $27.95,

The Fibanatti - Blood Relatives

It's the only explanation
of why we have been primed. - Blood Relatives

It's the only explanation of why we have been primed.

You wanna be here this bad, - Blood Relatives

You wanna be here this bad,

They made two shades, Ice
Blue code B-3 and Blue Fire. - Blood Relatives

They made two shades, Ice Blue code B-3 and Blue Fire.

They only made 272
fastbacks in the 383 - Blood Relatives

They only made 272 fastbacks in the 383

One is in Portsmouth, Maine, - Blood Relatives

One is in Portsmouth, Maine,

Another is for sale in
Miami by a broker, - Blood Relatives

Another is for sale in Miami by a broker,

The third's registered to an
elderly woman in Minnesota. - Blood Relatives

The third's registered to an elderly woman in Minnesota...

I'm Vanessa Murray's daughter,
from Elk River, Idaho. - Blood Relatives

I'm Vanessa Murray's daughter, from Elk River, Ida...

She heard a recording of
GĂ¶tterdĂ¤mmerung - Blood Relatives

She heard a recording of GĂ¶tterdĂ¤mmerung

You were wearing a black
leather jacket, like that. - Blood Relatives

You were wearing a black leather jacket, like that.

You drove her home in the
blue Barracuda, - Blood Relatives

You drove her home in the blue Barracuda,

Always wear sunscreen, SPF
a million, avoided recess, - Blood Relatives

Always wear sunscreen, SPF a million, avoided recess,

I don't got no idea and I
don't want any, - Blood Relatives

I don't got no idea and I don't want any,

I know you gotta do
what you gotta do, - Blood Relatives

I know you gotta do what you gotta do,

Oh, - Blood Relatives

What do, a we, slash you,
do now? - Blood Relatives

What do, a we, slash you, do now?

You just checked into a
motel under false pretenses, - Blood Relatives

You just checked into a motel under false pretenses,

I saw you, with the guy
at the auto parts store. - Blood Relatives

I saw you, with the guy at the auto parts store.

Something that explains why
I never get out of breath. - Blood Relatives

Something that explains why I never get out of breath.

Why I sleep in, why I
need my burgers rare. - Blood Relatives

Why I sleep in, why I need my burgers rare.

That guy was an asshole,
and an antisemite. - Blood Relatives

That guy was an asshole, and an antisemite.

Possums, and raccoons. - Blood Relatives

Possums, and raccoons.

Open your mouth, and
concentrate. - Blood Relatives

Open your mouth, and concentrate.

Just like look - Blood Relatives

Well, you're still growing. - Blood Relatives

Well, you're still growing.

Sheeple, actual sheeple, - Blood Relatives

Sheeple, actual sheeple,

Hey, hey, what are
you an animal? - Blood Relatives

Hey, hey, what are you an animal?

We'd better high tail out if
we're gonna put any distance - Blood Relatives

We'd better high tail out if we're gonna put any d...

Sorry, I gotta keep up
with the nomenclature. - Blood Relatives

Sorry, I gotta keep up with the nomenclature.

I'm sorry about
that lady and everything, - Blood Relatives

I'm sorry about that lady and everything,

Listen, man, - Blood Relatives

I stole a fucking
bicycle in Oklahoma - Blood Relatives

I stole a fucking bicycle in Oklahoma

What is that with the, - Blood Relatives

What is that with the,

You use them to
identify your post, - Blood Relatives

You use them to identify your post,

My point is, I braved some
serious shit to track you down. - Blood Relatives

My point is, I braved some serious shit to track you down.

You think that I've got
someplace that I can take you? - Blood Relatives

You think that I've got someplace that I can take you?

When the opportunity arises, - Blood Relatives

When the opportunity arises,

They tried to get in touch
with her, but didn't hear back, - Blood Relatives

They tried to get in touch with her, but didn't hear ba...

Few more hours to
go, just gotta get some gas, - Blood Relatives

Few more hours to go, just gotta get some gas,

I just need to prime the pump, - Blood Relatives

I just need to prime the pump,

He's taking me home,
seeing the sights. - Blood Relatives

He's taking me home, seeing the sights.

I just think kids are growing
up too fast now these days. - Blood Relatives

I just think kids are growing up too fast now these days.

There's a hotel like 40
miles down 191 - Blood Relatives

There's a hotel like 40 miles down 191

You know if it's all
the same to you, - Blood Relatives

You know if it's all the same to you,

I just have to get outta the
sun and clean the headers and - Blood Relatives

I just have to get outta the sun and clean the headers and

How about, - Blood Relatives

So, if you finish up early, - Blood Relatives

So, if you finish up early,

Yeah.
Much obliged. - Blood Relatives

Yeah. Much obliged.

Hmm, so are cell phones,
and eating people. - Blood Relatives

Hmm, so are cell phones, and eating people.

Says the guy who's gonna
be looking for lunch - Blood Relatives

Says the guy who's gonna be looking for lunch

What do you want, - Blood Relatives

What do you want,

It seems like a good field,
but that requires school. - Blood Relatives

It seems like a good field, but that requires school.

You're welcome to crash
in the front or wherever. - Blood Relatives

You're welcome to crash in the front or wherever.

I know what I said, - Blood Relatives

I know what I said,

A person'll do anything
to stay alive, - Blood Relatives

A person'll do anything to stay alive,

The irony is, after
they turned me, - Blood Relatives

The irony is, after they turned me,

I was so scared when they
came to save us. - Blood Relatives

I was so scared when they came to save us.

Back then you looked like
you'd been through some shit, - Blood Relatives

Back then you looked like you'd been through some shit,

So when the last shipment of
coffins destined for the States - Blood Relatives

So when the last shipment of coffins destined for the States

A couple nice folks took
me in early on, - Blood Relatives

A couple nice folks took me in early on,

That's why you're
going to Nebraska, - Blood Relatives

That's why you're going to Nebraska,

Yeah, I looked up the town
in the Nebraska guidebook, - Blood Relatives

Yeah, I looked up the town in the Nebraska guidebook,

You know, you could express - Blood Relatives

You know, you could express

Not like I asked for one, - Blood Relatives

Not like I asked for one,

Well I'm older, and even
I don't know what I want. - Blood Relatives

Well I'm older, and even I don't know what I want.

But I do need something at
least, you know, safety, a home. - Blood Relatives

But I do need something at least, you know, safety, a home.

I wasn't
ignoring them, the letters - Blood Relatives

I wasn't ignoring them, the letters

I just hadn't seen your
mother in 25 years. - Blood Relatives

I just hadn't seen your mother in 25 years.

I don't know her, and I'm
here on a fixed income. - Blood Relatives

I don't know her, and I'm here on a fixed income.

So I figured it was just best
if I left well enough alone. - Blood Relatives

So I figured it was just best if I left well enough alone.

60 years I've known you, - Blood Relatives

60 years I've known you,

She shows up, uninvited,
uninvited. - Blood Relatives

She shows up, uninvited, uninvited.

She grows old, and she goes
outside during the day. - Blood Relatives

She grows old, and she goes outside during the day.

Do you think she's
safe out there? - Blood Relatives

Do you think she's safe out there?

Probably not since the last
time you came by uninvited. - Blood Relatives

Probably not since the last time you came by uninvited.

I'm sorry I haven't gotten
the hang of the whole phone. - Blood Relatives

I'm sorry I haven't gotten the hang of the whole p...

Or sending money for
registering that damn car - Blood Relatives

Or sending money for registering that damn car

You know, I won't be
around forever. - Blood Relatives

You know, I won't be around forever.

And from the sound of
it, neither will she. - Blood Relatives

And from the sound of it, neither will she.

It's like 20% THC, - Blood Relatives

It's like 20% THC,

It's like vape stuff. - Blood Relatives

It's like vape stuff.

Just gonna let this
whole situation sink in. - Blood Relatives

Just gonna let this whole situation sink in.

Most people don't get
75 years to sew their oats. - Blood Relatives

Most people don't get 75 years to sew their oats.

You're just gonna reach
into a pocket, - Blood Relatives

You're just gonna reach into a pocket,

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A vampire's loner lifestyle is thrown into disarray when a teenager shows up claiming to be his daughter, and she's got the fangs to prove it. On a road trip across America's blacktops, they decide how to sink their teeth into fam...

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Director: Noah Segan

Writer: Noah Segan

Production: Paper Street Pictures,Nocturnal Kid

Genre: comedy, horror

Year: 2022

MetaScore: 69/100

ImdbRating: 5.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 22 Nov 2022

Awards: 1 nomination

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