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Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

As an only-child to immigrant parents, comedian Jesus Trejo grew up learning many of life's lessons in the most unconventional ways, all while constantly feeling the need to meet his parents' high expectations.

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Brian Volk-Weiss

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I can't complain.
I just got an hourglass, so... - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I can't complain. I just got an hourglass, so...

Very excited, man.
I ordered an hourglass - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Very excited, man. I ordered an hourglass

I don't know
what I needed it for, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I don't know what I needed it for,

I would time my number twos.
That was fun, you know? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I would time my number twos. That was fun, you know?

Like, "Ah, right." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Like, "Ah, right."

And, uh, so I used my phone
and I timed it - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

And, uh, so I used my phone and I timed it

I'm like,
"Damn...now what?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I'm like, "Damn...now what?"

And I said, "Excuse me,
I'm having a hard time - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

And I said, "Excuse me, I'm having a hard time

I'm here."
I'm like, "All right, cool." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I'm here." I'm like, "All right, cool.&q...

Like, grab an hourglass,
turn it over, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Like, grab an hourglass, turn it over,

She goes, "This is the craziest
call I've ever had." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

She goes, "This is the craziest call I've ever had...

-Uh, let me look it up." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

-Uh, let me look it up."

I found out that
you can't convert - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I found out that you can't convert

Even Google was like,
"What the fuck did you mean?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Even Google was like, "What the fuck did you mean?"...

I have some answers for you.
I said, "I'm all ears." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I have some answers for you. I said, "I'm all ears...

Therefore, you know,
sometimes you get a different - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Therefore, you know, sometimes you get a different

-I'm like, "Game on, lady." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

-I'm like, "Game on, lady."

She wasn't happy
and then she hit me - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

She wasn't happy and then she hit me

Maybe you got
the quicksand model." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Maybe you got the quicksand model."

I was like,
"All right, I'm outta here." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I was like, "All right, I'm outta here."

Uh, I'll introduce myself.
Uh, my name's Jesus Trejo. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Uh, I'll introduce myself. Uh, my name's Jesus Tre...

Yeah, born and raised.
Uh, I'm a only child - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Yeah, born and raised. Uh, I'm a only child

That's a only child right there.
For sure. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

That's a only child right there. For sure.

Did you have imaginary friends? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Did you have imaginary friends?

I ran into one the other day
at the grocery store. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I ran into one the other day at the grocery store.

I'm like,
"David, what's up, player?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I'm like, "David, what's up, player?"

Um, you know, if you ever wonder
what it's like - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Um, you know, if you ever wonder what it's like

With great imagination. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

With great imagination.

One of my, uh, fondest memories
is getting chased - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

One of my, uh, fondest memories is getting chased

It was great, man.
If you know anything - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

It was great, man. If you know anything

They don't get tired,
they're skinny, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

They don't get tired, they're skinny,

So, I was walking home from
school and this crackhead - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

So, I was walking home from school and this crackhead

And finally he grabbed me,
threw me on the ground, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

And finally he grabbed me, threw me on the ground,

I thought I was a genius.
I was like in my head - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I thought I was a genius. I was like in my head

And I walked home in my socks
and that sucks - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

And I walked home in my socks and that sucks

Where are they?"
I'm like, "They took 'em." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Where are they?" I'm like, "They took 'e...

You know how scary that is?
To fear for your life, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

You know how scary that is? To fear for your life,

Like, "
No, those are my shoes." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Like, " No, those are my shoes."

Nobody stands still
in a real fight. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Nobody stands still in a real fight.

I took it for five years.
I'll show you in two seconds - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I took it for five years. I'll show you in two seconds

-That's it, you know? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

-That's it, you know?

-Oh, thank you, guys. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

-Oh, thank you, guys.

I don't wanna brag,
but I got a orange belt - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I don't wanna brag, but I got a orange belt

I'm like, "Hey, that's mine."
He's like, "No, it's mine." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I'm like, "Hey, that's mine." He's ...

I'm like, "Oh, shit,
I don't know that one." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I'm like, "Oh, shit, I don't know that one.&q...

-Just, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

We need the blue mats
only, man." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

We need the blue mats only, man."

I got held
at gunpoint three times - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I got held at gunpoint three times

-I'm getting good, you know? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

-I'm getting good, you know?

I know it sounds weird,
but, man, I learned a lot - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I know it sounds weird, but, man, I learned a lot

I found out how well
I can follow directions. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I found out how well I can follow directions.

Getting held at gunpoint
is like hot yoga, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Getting held at gunpoint is like hot yoga,

Just so you know." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Just so you know."

First time I got held
at gunpoint, um...I was a kid. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

First time I got held at gunpoint, um...I was a kid.

Uh, probably talking about
something - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Uh, probably talking about something

And as we're walking
this guy turns the corner, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

And as we're walking this guy turns the corner,

I'm not trying to hurt you guys.
Just give me the money." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I'm not trying to hurt you guys. Just give me the money...

And my dad looks at me and goes, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

And my dad looks at me and goes,

This is about 7:00 a.m.
I'm walking to school - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

This is about 7:00 a.m. I'm walking to school

He's like, "Hey,
give me the chain, home boy." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

He's like, "Hey, give me the chain, home boy."...

This is very early,
you know?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

This is very early, you know?"

That's a family man
providing right there, you know? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

That's a family man providing right there, you know?

Like, "Give me the chain,
motherfucker." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Like, "Give me the chain, motherfucker."

I'm not getting
a real ass whooping - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I'm not getting a real ass whooping

Uh, I have one extra quarter.
I'm like, "My lucky day." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Uh, I have one extra quarter. I'm like, "My lucky ...

I'm doing well
and, uh, before I know it - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I'm doing well and, uh, before I know it

He's like, "Hey, homie,
give me your money." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

He's like, "Hey, homie, give me your money."

Who know, you know?
I just felt it cold and, uh, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Who know, you know? I just felt it cold and, uh,

That startled him and he's like,
"Look the fuck down." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

That startled him and he's like, "Look the fuck do...

So, I have the gun to my head
and, uh, now I'm scared. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

So, I have the gun to my head and, uh, now I'm scared.

But at the same time
I'm flattered - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

But at the same time I'm flattered

Think about it.
A guy with a gun - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Think about it. A guy with a gun

Looks at me and is like,
"That's my man." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Looks at me and is like, "That's my man."

It's like,
"You picked me." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

It's like, "You picked me."

Nothing, man.
He moves over to my left side - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Nothing, man. He moves over to my left side

So, when he moves over
to my left side there was - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

So, when he moves over to my left side there was

And it made him laugh.
Like, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

And it made him laugh. Like,

Like, "
Did you hear that?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Like, " Did you hear that?"

Here's how stupid I was.
I thought we were - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Here's how stupid I was. I thought we were

Like, you know
when somebody's mad at you - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Like, you know when somebody's mad at you

In my head I'm like,
"You're not robbing me." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

In my head I'm like, "You're not robbing me.&...

Like, I don't know if
you've ever let somebody down - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Like, I don't know if you've ever let somebody dow...

But he was disappointed
when he realized that my wallet - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

But he was disappointed when he realized that my wallet

-They put that there for coins. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

-They put that there for coins.

I just had a lot
of Canadian pennies - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I just had a lot of Canadian pennies

"Pot leaf?
No, maple. All right." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

"Pot leaf? No, maple. All right."

He has a gun in one hand, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

He has a gun in one hand,

And he's pissed!
I'm wasting his time, you know? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

And he's pissed! I'm wasting his time, you know?

He goes,
"Really, motherfucker?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

He goes, "Really, motherfucker?"

You know,
when they're in trouble they go, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

You know, when they're in trouble they go,

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As an only-child to immigrant parents, comedian Jesus Trejo grew up learning many of life's lessons in the most unconventional ways, all while constantly feeling the need to meet his parents' high expectations.

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Director: Brian Volk-Weiss

Writer: N/A

Production: Comedy Dynamics

Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 29 May 2020

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Homepage: https://www.sho.com/titles/3472420/jesus-trejo-stay-at-home-son