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John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

John Mulaney relays his childhood and Saturday Night Live (1975), eviscerates the value of college, and laments getting older in this comedy special. Other topics include the church, his family, President Trump and pedophiles abdu...

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Alex Timbers

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3 Arts Entertainment,Jax Media

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Won 1 Primetime Emmy. 1 win total

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[organ music playing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[organ music playing]

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

[mechanical whirring] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[mechanical whirring]

Thank you for coming to see me
at Radio City Music Hall. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Thank you for coming to see me at Radio City Music Hall.

I love to play venues where
if the guy that built the venue - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

I love to play venues where if the guy that built the venue

What a historic and beautiful
and deeply haunted building this is. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

What a historic and beautiful and deeply haunted building th...

I keep walking through cold spots
being like, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

I keep walking through cold spots being like,

That's where we're at conversation-wise
in our relationship as a mother and son, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

That's where we're at conversation-wise in our rel...

So I was home for Christmas and we were
just eating Triscuits in silence - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

So I was home for Christmas and we were just eating Triscuit...

She said, "I never told you this before - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

She said, "I never told you this before

Whoever did kill her only did it
to protect her from this world." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this wo...

You know, my friend was telling me
that his dad used to beat him with a belt - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

You know, my friend was telling me that his dad used to beat...

[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[audience laughing]

One time I was at the dinner table
when I was like six, because I had to be. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

One time I was at the dinner table when I was like six, beca...

My dad goes, "How was school today?" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

My dad goes, "How was school today?"

How are you better than a Nazi?" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

How are you better than a Nazi?"

I was like 12 years old and my dad
walked up to me and he said, "Hello... - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

I was like 12 years old and my dad walked up to me and he sa...

[chuckles] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Was one of the great composers
and conductors of the 20th century, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Was one of the great composers and conductors of the 20th ce...

And according to a biography
I read of him, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

And according to a biography I read of him,

And I don't know if he was
discouraging me from being gay - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

And I don't know if he was discouraging me from being g...

But that is how he thought to phrase it
to a 12-year-old boy. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

But that is how he thought to phrase it to a 12-year-old boy...

Like years later, I'd be in college
about to go down on some rocking twink - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Like years later, I'd be in college about to go down on...

I've never talked to my dad about that,
but I figured I would tell all of you. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

I've never talked to my dad about that, but I figured I...

Thank you for coming. You're here.
That's great. You all showed up. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Thank you for coming. You're here. That's great. Y...

And then we showed up so you got to see
the things that you paid to see. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

And then we showed up so you got to see the things that you ...

Every time I go to the zoo I'm like,
"Hey, where's the jaguar?" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Every time I go to the zoo I'm like, "Hey, where&#...

[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[audience laughing]

This is the closest we get
in adult life to assembly. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

This is the closest we get in adult life to assembly.

'Cause look at you all,
you're just sitting there in chairs, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

'Cause look at you all, you're just sitting there ...

Although this is different than assembly - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Although this is different than assembly

Assembly you never knew was coming
when you were a kid. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Assembly you never knew was coming when you were a kid.

And they were like,
"Put down your stuff. Go to the gym." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

And they were like, "Put down your stuff. Go to the gy...

This is younger than I thought I would be
but we are pretty big assholes." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

This is younger than I thought I would be but we are pretty ...

You're like, "What are we,
about to graduate from Tuesday?" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

You're like, "What are we, about to graduate from...

She'd be like, "Children, rather
than continue to teach you how to read, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

She'd be like, "Children, rather than continue to ...

As you seven and eight-year-olds
probably know, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

As you seven and eight-year-olds probably know,

Weekends, that's Nunzio's time." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Weekends, that's Nunzio's time."

My social studies teacher yelled at me,
"Sit up straight! Show some respect." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

My social studies teacher yelled at me, "Sit up straigh...

[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[audience laughing]

That's right. There was always assembly
and then, like, that second assembly - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

That's right. There was always assembly and then, like,...

They'd be like, "Get in here! Sit down. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

They'd be like, "Get in here! Sit down.

I want to talk about
what happened yesterday." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

I want to talk about what happened yesterday."

We noticed you had all been bullying
each other - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

We noticed you had all been bullying each other

So we invite a woman - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

So we invite a woman

What was so funny about
when she couldn't fit the box of puppets - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

What was so funny about when she couldn't fit the box o...

What was so hilarious
that you all ran to the windows? - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

What was so hilarious that you all ran to the windows?

Well, you all missed a valuable lesson
on the danger of cliques." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Well, you all missed a valuable lesson on the danger of cliq...

Yeah, the hottest ticket in town. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Yeah, the hottest ticket in town.

You are gathered together as a school - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

You are gathered together as a school

We had the same Stranger Danger speaker
every year when I was a kid, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

We had the same Stranger Danger speaker every year when I wa...

[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[audience laughing]

Well, guess what?
You're adults and he's not even here. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Well, guess what? You're adults and he's not even ...

So try being seven years old - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

So try being seven years old

And he's looking at you
in the eye to tell you - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

And he's looking at you in the eye to tell you

[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[audience laughing]

Okay, c'est la vie,
go be kids, go have fun. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Okay, c'est la vie, go be kids, go have fun.

By the way, Detective JJ Bittenbinder
wore three-piece suits. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

By the way, Detective JJ Bittenbinder wore three-piece suits...

None of that matters, but it's important
to me that you know that. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

None of that matters, but it's important to me that you...

He looked like he should be the conductor
on a locomotive powered by confetti. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

He looked like he should be the conductor on a locomotive po...

But, instead,
he made his living in murder. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

But, instead, he made his living in murder.

He was the weirdest goddamn person
I ever saw in my entire life. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

He was the weirdest goddamn person I ever saw in my entire l...

He could look at a child
and guess the price of their coffin. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin...

[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[audience laughing]

So Bittenbinder came every year
with a program to teach us - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

So Bittenbinder came every year with a program to teach us

Shut up! You're all gonna die.
Street Smarts!" - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Shut up! You're all gonna die. Street Smarts!"

Let's say a guy pulls a knife on you
to mug you." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Let's say a guy pulls a knife on you to mug you."

Hey, maybe that eight-year-old
with the goddamn Aladdin wallet - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Hey, maybe that eight-year-old with the goddamn Aladdin wa...

"Let's say a guy pulls a knife on you
to mug you. What do you do? - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

"Let's say a guy pulls a knife on you to mug you. ...

Well, in that split-second,
that's when he's going to stab you. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Well, in that split-second, that's when he's going...

You put a $50 bill in the money clip
then when a guy flashes a blade, you go, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

You put a $50 bill in the money clip then when a guy flashes...

"Hey, Dad. Can I have a silver money clip
with a $50 bill in it, please? - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

"Hey, Dad. Can I have a silver money clip with a $50 bi...

I'm only going to chuck it into the gutter - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

I'm only going to chuck it into the gutter

The man with the mustache
told me to do it." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

The man with the mustache told me to do it."

Let's say a kidnapper throws you
in the back of a trunk..." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Let's say a kidnapper throws you in the back of a trun...

[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[audience laughing]

[chuckles] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Find the carpet
that covers the taillight, - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Find the carpet that covers the taillight,

[audience laughing] - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[audience laughing]

You kids have no upper body strength." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

You kids have no upper body strength."

You kids fall down on your back
and you kick upward at him. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

You kids fall down on your back and you kick upward at him.

That'll throw him off his rhythm." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

That'll throw him off his rhythm."

"He's not gonna know how to fight back
with two little sneakers coming at him." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

"He's not gonna know how to fight back with two li...

He was more like, "Brush your teeth.
Now, boom, orange juice. That's life." - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

He was more like, "Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange ...

Bittenbinder, he didn't want us
to not get kidnapped. - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Bittenbinder, he didn't want us to not get kidnapped.

He wanted us to almost get kidnapped - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

He wanted us to almost get kidnapped

"We're here with seven-year-old
John Mulaney - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

"We're here with seven-year-old John Mulaney

When I saw the perp approachin', - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

When I saw the perp approachin',

This created
a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance

Then I reach into his jacket pocket
where I had planted a gram of coke - John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

Then I reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gr...

John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City poster

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John Mulaney relays his childhood and Saturday Night Live (1975), eviscerates the value of college, and laments getting older in this comedy special. Other topics include the church, his family, President Trump and pedophiles abdu...

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Alex Timbers

Writer: John Mulaney

Production: 3 Arts Entertainment,Jax Media

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 01 May 2018

Awards: Won 1 Primetime Emmy. 1 win total

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/80238110