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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.

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Ryan Polito

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[rock music] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Welcome to this wonderful evening
of stand-up comedy. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Welcome to this wonderful evening of stand-up comedy.

I mean, nobody gives a fuck anymore,
so basically, it's over, right? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I mean, nobody gives a fuck anymore, so basically, it's...

The fatties are gone, the asthmatics, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

The fatties are gone, the asthmatics,

Yeah, they said it killed a whole bunch
of people, but I gotta be honest. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Yeah, they said it killed a whole bunch of people, but I got...

That's so sad, but fucking awesome,
all at the same time!" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

That's so sad, but fucking awesome, all at the same tim...

I got upset at first, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I got upset at first,

You went to college. You bought the dream. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

You went to college. You bought the dream.

Get COVID and breathe on somebody older - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Get COVID and breathe on somebody older

Power is not given away.
It has to be taken. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Power is not given away. It has to be taken.

And people have to die, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

And people have to die,

Was the amount of shit that doctors got - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Was the amount of shit that doctors got

"According to my Internet research, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

"According to my Internet research,

Like, my favorite heckle doctors got
from people was, like, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Like, my favorite heckle doctors got from people was, like,

Fucking polio?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Fucking polio?"

We should be carrying these people
around on our shoulders. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

We should be carrying these people around on our shoulders.

And be like,
"That's not a birthmark, is it?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

And be like, "That's not a birthmark, is it?"

They say that, "What was the last
thing they cured?" How about AIDS? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

They say that, "What was the last thing they cured?&quo...

You can go out and bang somebody,
no condom, they don't even get it! - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

You can go out and bang somebody, no condom, they don't...

Don't listen to me, but I think
that's what I overheard in a bar. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Don't listen to me, but I think that's what I over...

"What's the last thing they cured?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

"What's the last thing they cured?"

First of all, there was only one color,
it was like Band-Aid color. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

First of all, there was only one color, it was like Band-Aid...

You're fucking walking down the street and
everybody... "He's got a fake leg! - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

You're fucking walking down the street and everybody......

What do you think happened?" Motorcycle
accident, fell down a flight of stairs, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

What do you think happened?" Motorcycle accident, fell ...

Now, if you have fake legs, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Now, if you have fake legs,

All right, your calves, and your feet
flopping around, are no match for a couple - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

All right, your calves, and your feet flopping around, are n...

You get 'em by some train tracks
that go downhill, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

You get 'em by some train tracks that go downhill,

All right, this is a weird thing to say
in LA, but I'm really into guns. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

All right, this is a weird thing to say in LA, but I'm ...

I don't own a gun, I didn't grow up
with them, so, I know that I'm an idiot, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I don't own a gun, I didn't grow up with them, so,...

Liberals gotta quit trying to take away
conservative people's guns, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Liberals gotta quit trying to take away conservative people&...

Because when you try
to take away their guns, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Because when you try to take away their guns,

And they're gonna sit there like,
"No, he's a bright guy. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

And they're gonna sit there like, "No, he's a...

He was a good guy with a gun." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

He was a good guy with a gun."

It's like, "Well, he loved his town.
He loved it." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

It's like, "Well, he loved his town. He loved it.&...

Boy, oh boy, do I love this sidewalk. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Boy, oh boy, do I love this sidewalk.

I'll tell ya, that guy went
there to feel threatened. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I'll tell ya, that guy went there to feel threatened.

And he felt threatened
and he fucking killed two people. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

And he felt threatened and he fucking killed two people.

Turns out the two people he killed
were a convicted child molester, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Turns out the two people he killed were a convicted child mo...

So as dumb as this kid is,
he somehow went two for two. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

So as dumb as this kid is, he somehow went two for two.

It's like when they bring some fat guy out
of the crowd, halftime at an NBA game, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

It's like when they bring some fat guy out of the crowd...

Skateboarder, go fuck yourself!" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Skateboarder, go fuck yourself!"

I don't believe that, I think that's some
liberal horseshit they made up. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I don't believe that, I think that's some liberal ...

I just can't imagine that conversation
going down like that. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I just can't imagine that conversation going down like ...

Like, she's sitting at home,
hears him upstairs and is like, "Honey! - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Like, she's sitting at home, hears him upstairs and is ...

You going out tonight?
What are you doing?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

You going out tonight? What are you doing?"

I'll see you in the car." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I'll see you in the car."

Only thing I can say about that dude
is I hope he never does a 23andMe. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Only thing I can say about that dude is I hope he never does...

Okay, because with those big pouty lips
I don't think he's gonna like the results. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Okay, because with those big pouty lips I don't think h...

Then he's gonna have to go down
to the hideout, knocking on the door, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Then he's gonna have to go down to the hideout, knockin...

[applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

We've got nothing,
nothing but killers on this show. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

We've got nothing, nothing but killers on this show.

You guys are an awesome crowd, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

You guys are an awesome crowd,

She's written for all
the late-night shows, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

She's written for all the late-night shows,

[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

[cheers and applause]

I, um, I want women to get ahead. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I, um, I want women to get ahead.

[light whooping] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

[light whooping]

I want women to get ahead, but I just
don't know if it's gonna happen. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I want women to get ahead, but I just don't know if it&...

Like, we have the first female
vice president, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Like, we have the first female vice president,

They were like,
"Now little girls everywhere, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

They were like, "Now little girls everywhere,

Kosovo's been a country for 13 years,
they've already had two female leaders. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Kosovo's been a country for 13 years, they've alre...

Germany had Angela Merkel
for I don't know how long, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Germany had Angela Merkel for I don't know how long,

Myanmar's one of the least
developed countries in Asia. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Myanmar's one of the least developed countries in Asia.

It's had a female leader who's been
overthrown by the military twice! - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

It's had a female leader who's been overthrown by ...

And each time, that little Asian lady
claws her way back up to the top. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

And each time, that little Asian lady claws her way back up ...

She would've just stayed down
and been like, "This is not fair." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

She would've just stayed down and been like, "This...

"Little girls everywhere…" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

"Little girls everywhere…"

That's like the exact opposite definition
of a leader. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

That's like the exact opposite definition of a leader.

Like, "Guys, I'm gonna show you the way, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Like, "Guys, I'm gonna show you the way,

You're in school,
you're looking at someone's paper, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

You're in school, you're looking at someone's...

They don't do this
when bad things happen to women - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

They don't do this when bad things happen to women

You know, like when Two Girls, One Cup
came out, no one was like... - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

You know, like when Two Girls, One Cup came out, no one was ...

But only because it's fun and easy. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

But only because it's fun and easy.

And white women,
we blame a lot of stuff on white men. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

And white women, we blame a lot of stuff on white men.

We blame a lot of stuff on white men,
which I think is a little bit crazy - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

We blame a lot of stuff on white men, which I think is a lit...

It's just made me very sure of one thing. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

It's just made me very sure of one thing.

White women should never be allowed
to make robots. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

White women should never be allowed to make robots.

Before you get all, like huffy,
I'm not saying you can't make robots, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Before you get all, like huffy, I'm not saying you can&...

I'm not-- - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

You know, like, uh, two summers ago, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

You know, like, uh, two summers ago,

Waiting till two summers ago
to realize Black lives matter - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Waiting till two summers ago to realize Black lives matter

We protested.
We made signs. We really tried. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

We protested. We made signs. We really tried.

But then something terrible happened
to a lot of white women. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

But then something terrible happened to a lot of white women...

Some of us realized that we've actually
been racist this whole time. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Some of us realized that we've actually been racist thi...

But after that, we were like,
"Well, from now on, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

But after that, we were like, "Well, from now on,

But most importantly, from now on, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

But most importantly, from now on,

You can't change the past.
All you can do is better moving forward. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

You can't change the past. All you can do is better mov...

[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

[cheers and applause]

That's almost exactly
the same thing men said about #MeToo, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

That's almost exactly the same thing men said about #Me...

Men were like,
"Us? The whole time?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Men were like, "Us? The whole time?"

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Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.

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Director: Ryan Polito

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Genre: documentary, comedy

Year: 2022

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ImdbRating: 4.6

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Released: 06 Jun 2022

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