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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.

Director

Rocco Urbisci

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Genre

documentary, comedy

Box Office

N/A

Production

Cable Stuff Productions,HBO

Awards

Nominated for 2 Primetime Emmys. 2 nominations total

Homepage

http://www.georgecarlin.com

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You can't even get a decent hamburger anymore - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

You can't even get a decent hamburger anymore

If you kill all the germs around you and live a completely sterile life - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

If you kill all the germs around you and live a completely...

When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s

I want you to know I don't automatically wash my hands - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

I want you to know I don't automatically wash my hands

Laughter - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Angels Shit What about goblins huh - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Angels Shit What about goblins huh

What the fuck do white people have to be blue about - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

What the fuck do white people have to be blue about

I don't think I don't think white people should be trying to dance like blacks - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

I don't think I don't think white people should be...

You know you wouldn't say someone was openly black - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

You know you wouldn't say someone was openly black

This is my idea for one of those big outdoor summer festivals - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

This is my idea for one of those big outdoor summer...

Here's another male clich these guys that cut the sleeves off of their T shirts - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Here's another male clich these guys that cut the...

Here's another guy thing that sucks - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Here's another guy thing that sucks

I'm getting a little tired of hearing that after six policemen - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

I'm getting a little tired of hearing that after six...

Something else I'm getting tired of there's all this stupid bullshit - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Something else I'm getting tired of there's all...

And remember this is Mr Conductor talking - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

And remember this is Mr Conductor talking

I also know all you single dads and soccer moms - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

I also know all you single dads and soccer moms

Kids have to wear helmets now for everything but jerking off - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Kids have to wear helmets now for everything but jerking off

Now here's another example of overprotection - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Now here's another example of overprotection

If you wanna know how you can help your children leave them the fuck alone - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

If you wanna know how you can help your children leave them...

Yeah yeah that one always got to me - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Yeah yeah that one always got to me

Do you know why it is when a rancher fucks a sheep - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Do you know why it is when a rancher fucks a sheep

Names are an interest of mine not a hobby hobbies cost money interests are free - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Names are an interest of mine not a hobby hobbies cost money...

Here would be a good name for a gay restaurant The Mouthful Huh - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Here would be a good name for a gay restaurant The Mouthful...

I'm thinking of opening up a motel and calling it The Sleep n' Fuck - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

I'm thinking of opening up a motel and calling it The...

'Cause that's all they ever have left in those soda machines on Sunday night - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

'Cause that's all they ever have left in those...

By the way if you should have any cognitive dissonance - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

By the way if you should have any cognitive dissonance

'Cause you do know folks living in this country - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

'Cause you do know folks living in this country

This country was founded by a group of slave owners - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

This country was founded by a group of slave owners

Because because the American people - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Because because the American people

Everybody knows by now all businessmen are completely full of shit - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Everybody knows by now all businessmen are completely full...

Whoever coined the phrase let the buyer beware - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Whoever coined the phrase let the buyer beware

A businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

A businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman

Think about it religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Think about it religion has actually convinced people that...

He loves you and he needs money - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

He loves you and he needs money

Now you talk about a good bullshit story holy shit - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Now you talk about a good bullshit story holy shit

I want you to know when it comes to believing in God I really tried - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

I want you to know when it comes to believing in God I...

And by the way I say this guy because I firmly believe looking at these results - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

And by the way I say this guy because I firmly believe...

If there is a God if there is I think most reasonable people - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

If there is a God if there is I think most reasonable people

I decided to look around for something else to worship - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

I decided to look around for something else to worship

Several reasons first of all I can see the sun okay - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Several reasons first of all I can see the sun okay

So I worship the sun but I don't pray to the sun - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

So I worship the sun but I don't pray to the sun

Now you come along and pray for something - George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Now you come along and pray for something

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Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Rocco Urbisci

Writer: George Carlin

Production: Cable Stuff Productions,HBO

Genre: documentary, comedy

Year: 1999

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 8.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 06 Feb 1999

Awards: Nominated for 2 Primetime Emmys. 2 nominations total

Homepage: http://www.georgecarlin.com

Also watch: Connie and Carla, Jaane Tu, Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly, The Perfect Host, Moonrise Kingdom, The Zone of Interest, Bullet Train, Shadows in Paradise, Get Out, Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Knives Out, 365 Days