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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.

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[lighthearted piano music plays] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

[lighthearted piano music plays]

Always, like, looking
for a trash can to rifle through, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Always, like, looking for a trash can to rifle through,

[laughs] And they always want
human contact, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

[laughs] And they always want human contact,

"Hey, you got a dollar?"
You're like, "No, you know you can't." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

"Hey, you got a dollar?" You're like, "N...

Even when they want to bother you,
they really don't have the energy for it. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Even when they want to bother you, they really don't ha...

You know? Heroin heads are like,
"Hey, man, you got a--" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

You know? Heroin heads are like, "Hey, man, you got a--...

Every time you think they're done bending,
they're like, "No, I have more bend." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Every time you think they're done bending, they're...

You know? It's such a slow,
graceful tai chi of failure. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

You know? It's such a slow, graceful tai chi of failure...

Yeah. When I see them slowly falling off, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Yeah. When I see them slowly falling off,

Just make noise like,
"Pew, pew, pew, pew." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Just make noise like, "Pew, pew, pew, pew."

If you want to help them,
put a hat by them, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

If you want to help them, put a hat by them,

[chuckles softly] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

[chuckles softly]

Trying to-- Trying to focus on, uh-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Trying to-- Trying to focus on, uh--

"Whoo" for the negative, yeah. [laughs]
No, it's everywhere. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

"Whoo" for the negative, yeah. [laughs] No, it...

But I've always found there's a--
there's an angle on everything - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

But I've always found there's a-- there's an ...

Maybe you're like,
"Explain it, Ari, while you're up there." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Maybe you're like, "Explain it, Ari, while you...

Here-- Okay, COVID, that's a good example.
Lotta people died during COVID. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Here-- Okay, COVID, that's a good example. Lotta people...

[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

You know somebody cut you off
in traffic eight years ago, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

You know somebody cut you off in traffic eight years ago,

We live like rats in New York. And, uh, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

We live like rats in New York. And, uh,

They'd be like, "Shut the fuck up!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

They'd be like, "Shut the fuck up!"

They'd wait till nine o'clock,
be like, "It's 9:01 p.m.!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

They'd wait till nine o'clock, be like, "It&#...

Yeah, 'cause some hero in China
ate an iguana or whatever. I don't know. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Yeah, 'cause some hero in China ate an iguana or whatev...

And every time I see a heroin addict,
I'm like, "Uh, that is excellent balance." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

And every time I see a heroin addict, I'm like, "U...

I once saw one asleep standing up
on the New York City subway. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

I once saw one asleep standing up on the New York City subwa...

Have you ever been
on a bus or a train and stood up, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Have you ever been on a bus or a train and stood up,

Like, "Oh shit. Well, I'll just post up.
I should be fine." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Like, "Oh shit. Well, I'll just post up. I should ...

Any other time you watch gymnastics,
you are a pedophile. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Any other time you watch gymnastics, you are a pedophile.

[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Pedophiles, yeah. [laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Pedophiles, yeah. [laughs]

Yeah. I wanna see it bad too.
I really wanna see it bad. I wanna see-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Yeah. I wanna see it bad too. I really wanna see it bad. I w...

[audience laughs and groans] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

[audience laughs and groans]

I just want to hear the announcer go, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

I just want to hear the announcer go,

I like when they mess up
at the end too. That's my favorite. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

I like when they mess up at the end too. That's my favo...

The part nobody cares about. You know? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

The part nobody cares about. You know?

If I tell you,
"Picture gymnastics in your head," - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

If I tell you, "Picture gymnastics in your head,"

And that's the part that ruins it?
Oh, that's so funny to me. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

And that's the part that ruins it? Oh, that's so f...

When they're up there
and most of the way through, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

When they're up there and most of the way through,

You could be like,
"Not a single broken bag today." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

You could be like, "Not a single broken bag today."...

If you're a lawyer, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

If you're a lawyer,

And, uh, they're up there too,
doing all their flips, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

And, uh, they're up there too, doing all their flips,

"I'm crushing this. I'm gonna win
Olympic gold. This is a ten-point-oh." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

"I'm crushing this. I'm gonna win Olympic gol...

"Fuck!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

They just wanna cry.
We're like, "Ah! Do the hands first." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

They just wanna cry. We're like, "Ah! Do the hands...

Yeah, we're all at home,
going, "You fucking bitch." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Yeah, we're all at home, going, "You fucking bitch...

[audience applauds] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

[audience applauds]

Here's how I do it. Here's how I stay away
from negative shit and stay positive. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Here's how I do it. Here's how I stay away from ne...

I-- For the last five years,
I have not read or watched the news. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

I-- For the last five years, I have not read or watched the ...

I know this is a fucking news town,
but you really-- It doesn't do you-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

I know this is a fucking news town, but you really-- It does...

People are like,
"You gotta stay informed." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

People are like, "You gotta stay informed."

And I was like,
"I was never gonna go there." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

And I was like, "I was never gonna go there."

[audience laughs and groans] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

[audience laughs and groans]

But the little stuff doesn't matter.
The big stuff you will f-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

But the little stuff doesn't matter. The big stuff you ...

If you weren't watching the news,
somebody would've told you about 9-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

If you weren't watching the news, somebody would'v...

Guaranteed, nobody went
to downtown New York - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Guaranteed, nobody went to downtown New York

"Where are the two ones? I thought
the two ones were like right here." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

"Where are the two ones? I thought the two ones were li...

Who was the last person
to find out about 9/11? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Who was the last person to find out about 9/11?

You have no idea. Show up
at your campsite on 9/9. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

You have no idea. Show up at your campsite on 9/9.

You have no idea what's being planned
by the Jews who planned it. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

You have no idea what's being planned by the Jews who p...

[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

"No way, bro. Nothing."
You're like, "What do you mean?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

"No way, bro. Nothing." You're like, "Wh...

I found out, uh-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

I found out, uh--

Did you guys hear that?
You've heard that? Wow. I didn't hear it. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Did you guys hear that? You've heard that? Wow. I didn&...

I was like, "Where'd you hear that?"
He was like, "Uh, it's on his Twitter." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

I was like, "Where'd you hear that?" He was l...

Yeah, if you're following one
of the best musicians of our lifetime - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Yeah, if you're following one of the best musicians of ...

On Spotify, Jesus walks with him. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

On Spotify, Jesus walks with him.

[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

My thing is like, I don't know,
hate Jews if you want. But just, like... - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

My thing is like, I don't know, hate Jews if you want. ...

[laughs] You know?
We don't have to agree with your message. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

[laughs] You know? We don't have to agree with your mes...

Kanye West made a hit song
calling every woman in here - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Kanye West made a hit song calling every woman in here

And women all over America were like,
"Play that one. You got me on that one." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

And women all over America were like, "Play that one. Y...

[laughs] People are like, "Kanye's crazy." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

[laughs] People are like, "Kanye's crazy."

The high, high-level guys,
the generational guys, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

The high, high-level guys, the generational guys,

But if you're like,
"Should we invite van Gogh to the party?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

But if you're like, "Should we invite van Gogh to ...

If he walked in here right now,
I would evacuate the building. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

If he walked in here right now, I would evacuate the buildin...

People're like, "Kanye's sick!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

People're like, "Kanye's sick!"

[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

You know? I'm just telling you.
Next time your fucking local artist - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

You know? I'm just telling you. Next time your fucking ...

[chuckles] If he dies,
his gravestone will say, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

[chuckles] If he dies, his gravestone will say,

Kanye's an all-time great, man.
Here's when I finally figured out - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Kanye's an all-time great, man. Here's when I fina...

I was watching a video, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

I was watching a video,

But I was watching, like,
"Oh, if Kanye was in this." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

But I was watching, like, "Oh, if Kanye was in this.&qu...

Maybe you've seen this video.
There's a few like it. Small high school. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Maybe you've seen this video. There's a few like i...

They put in, uh, a kid
with-- with, uh-- with Down's syndrome. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

They put in, uh, a kid with-- with, uh-- with Down's sy...

[laughs] You can feel everyone,
like, "Come on, man." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

[laughs] You can feel everyone, like, "Come on, man.&qu...

Oh, my God. You're like, "Please, come on.
Go back to the heroin stuff." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Oh, my God. You're like, "Please, come on. Go back...

Yeah. And "Down's syndrome plays
running back" is one of those videos. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Yeah. And "Down's syndrome plays running back"...

Yeah, honestly, if you don't cry at that,
you might be a sociopath. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Yeah, honestly, if you don't cry at that, you might be ...

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Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.

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Genre: comedy

Year: 2025

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Released: 14 Jan 2025

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