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Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.

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Stan Lathan

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[Morgan Freeman]
He's in the trance. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

[Morgan Freeman] He's in the trance.

♪ Whoo! ♪ - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Hey, have a seat.
Everybody be comfortable and relax. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Hey, have a seat. Everybody be comfortable and relax.

Oh, my gosh.
Good to be back in Austin, Texas. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Oh, my gosh. Good to be back in Austin, Texas.

[audience laughing] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

[audience laughing]

Man! Fucking Texas. This place is-- - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Man! Fucking Texas. This place is--

I was in Santa Fe the other night, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I was in Santa Fe the other night,

Not to indict the whites. I'm just saying. Not to profi...

And then, not only did he throw
a banana peel at me, but... - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And then, not only did he throw a banana peel at me, but...

You could tell. The peel was too brown.
You know what I mean? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

You could tell. The peel was too brown. You know what I mean...

And the whole crowd was white,
so it just got instantly creepy, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And the whole crowd was white, so it just got instantly cree...

[laughs] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And the press called me up like,
"Do you have a statement?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And the press called me up like, "Do you have a stateme...

I don't have anything to say." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I don't have anything to say."

Twenty years from now,
he'll be tucking his kids into bed, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Twenty years from now, he'll be tucking his kids into b...

Fucking Bananagate. I didn't even like-- - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Fucking Bananagate. I didn't even like--

No, seriously. Not a banana.
I live in Ohio, right? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

No, seriously. Not a banana. I live in Ohio, right?

-So, this was a few winters ago.
-[cheers] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

-So, this was a few winters ago. -[cheers]

Well, all right. That's the first time
that shit's ever happened. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Well, all right. That's the first time that shit's...

And it was wintertime,
and it had snowed recently, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And it was wintertime, and it had snowed recently,

Now, my sister was dressed
in all Muslim garb, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Now, my sister was dressed in all Muslim garb,

And we were walking
and just talking about something, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And we were walking and just talking about something,

[thud] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Because I'm black? Because she's Muslim?
Because I'm Dave Chappelle? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Because I'm black? Because she's Muslim? Because I...

I couldn't tell.
But, again, I knew it was premeditated. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I couldn't tell. But, again, I knew it was premeditated...

Come on out for one second.
I just want to talk to you." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Come on out for one second. I just want to talk to you."...

Really, I didn't want to talk.
I was gonna fuck 'em up. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Really, I didn't want to talk. I was gonna fuck 'e...

So, if you're ever caught in traffic, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

So, if you're ever caught in traffic,

And they were like,
"Chill, bro. Just chill." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And they were like, "Chill, bro. Just chill."

He was like, "Fuck it, man!
I'll get out the car!" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

He was like, "Fuck it, man! I'll get out the car!&...

"Let me help you, motherfucker.
Let me just help you out." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

"Let me help you, motherfucker. Let me just help you ou...

And he threw a snowball,
that shit hit me right in my chest. Pow! - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And he threw a snowball, that shit hit me right in my chest....

He said, "Fuck you, you fucking nigger!" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

He said, "Fuck you, you fucking nigger!"

I looked at my sister,
and she said, "I got the plates." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I looked at my sister, and she said, "I got the plates....

But if you call him a nigger
when you do it, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

But if you call him a nigger when you do it,

"We're gonna send this motherfucker
to jail!" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

"We're gonna send this motherfucker to jail!"

Then one of them white guys stepped up
and was like, "I didn't like that at all. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Then one of them white guys stepped up and was like, "I...

I don't want this goddamn stuff
in my vicinity." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I don't want this goddamn stuff in my vicinity."

Unreal. An hour later,
we were all sitting in the police station, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Unreal. An hour later, we were all sitting in the police sta...

We ran the tags. Two young men
that had their mother's car. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

We ran the tags. Two young men that had their mother's ...

I've never been in a position - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I've never been in a position

And I really can't decide." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And I really can't decide."

We love your comedy.
We love you at the house." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

We love your comedy. We love you at the house."

So, is there something we can do,
short of jail, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

So, is there something we can do, short of jail,

Oh, you know what we could do?
I don't know if I'm asking too much. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Oh, you know what we could do? I don't know if I'm...

I just want you to do it enough
so that I can tell him you did it." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I just want you to do it enough so that I can tell him you d...

I'm kidding.
I wouldn't do that to anybody's mother. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that to anybody's ...

Ebola was in Texas. Ebola made a visit. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Ebola was in Texas. Ebola made a visit.

Killed that man in Dallas.
Five days, that man melted to death. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Killed that man in Dallas. Five days, that man melted to dea...

What happened to the brother in Dallas? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

What happened to the brother in Dallas?

I remember in the beginning of Ebola, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I remember in the beginning of Ebola,

They flew them in a private jet straight
to Atlanta, to the CDC. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

They flew them in a private jet straight to Atlanta, to the ...

There it was said they administered - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

There it was said they administered

They are out there somewhere tonight
at Whole Foods, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

They are out there somewhere tonight at Whole Foods,

"Hey, Frank. How are you?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

"Hey, Frank. How are you?"

I was bleeding out of my eyes and anus,
so I got concerned, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I was bleeding out of my eyes and anus, so I got concerned,

I saw in The New York Times-- - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I saw in The New York Times--

Here I am, thinking that old AIDS
was working just fine, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Here I am, thinking that old AIDS was working just fine,

Isn't it weird how there's a disease
that just starts in 1980, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Isn't it weird how there's a disease that just sta...

Isn't that a fucking amazing coincidence - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Isn't that a fucking amazing coincidence

I think either God is white, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I think either God is white,

Last month,
on the front of The New York Times, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Last month, on the front of The New York Times,

I had to check the date of the paper.
I was like, "Measles? Is this 1850? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I had to check the date of the paper. I was like, "Meas...

What the fuck is this?
Why is measles in the news?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

What the fuck is this? Why is measles in the news?"

[cheers and applause] - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

[cheers and applause]

First of all, black people generally
don't trust doctors. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

First of all, black people generally don't trust doctor...

More importantly, don't forget
Michael Jackson was killed by a doctor. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

More importantly, don't forget Michael Jackson was kill...

Granted, he was doing drugs.
But if I was a heroin addict - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Granted, he was doing drugs. But if I was a heroin addict

It's not too much, is it?" - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

It's not too much, is it?"

After that, I was like,
"Fuck going to the doctor." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

After that, I was like, "Fuck going to the doctor."...

You might as well give them
a diarrhea shot if you're so worried. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

You might as well give them a diarrhea shot if you're s...

Diarrhea has a bigger body count
than the measles do. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Diarrhea has a bigger body count than the measles do.

A hundred years ago,
if your ass had diarrhea, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

A hundred years ago, if your ass had diarrhea,

I don't have much time.
It's diarrhea. It's very serious." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I don't have much time. It's diarrhea. It's v...

I give up, diarrhea." - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I give up, diarrhea."

These are not good times for the blacks.
You know what I'm talking about, right? - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

These are not good times for the blacks. You know what I...

It's a very unfortunate
set of circumstances, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

It's a very unfortunate set of circumstances,

You know, America has a racial hot seat.
I think we can all agree that's the truth. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

You know, America has a racial hot seat. I think we can all ...

And we can also agree that that hot seat
is traditionally occupied - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And we can also agree that that hot seat is traditionally oc...

Although, I can see that, in recent years, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

Although, I can see that, in recent years,

And we, the black Americans, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And we, the black Americans,

We all go through something, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

We all go through something,

If you're Arab and forget a backpack,
you got about 20 minutes - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

If you're Arab and forget a backpack, you got about 20 ...

And ISIS is fucking scary. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

And ISIS is fucking scary.

'Cause if ISIS catches you,
they're going to cut your head off. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

'Cause if ISIS catches you, they're going to cut y...

That's what they do.
I've seen them do it on YouTube. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

That's what they do. I've seen them do it on YouTu...

It was fucking awful.
He looked right into the camera and said, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

It was fucking awful. He looked right into the camera and sa...

I can't even post a dick pic, - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

I can't even post a dick pic,

You know, everyone has it hard.
But I think, harder than black people - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

You know, everyone has it hard. But I think, harder than bla...

It's hard for white people to understand,
but what I'm saying is very true. - Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas

It's hard for white people to understand, but what I�...

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Dave Chappelle gives his stand about racially charged run-ins, celebrity scandals and fatherly dilemmas in his stand-up set at Austin's Moody Theater.

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Director: Stan Lathan

Writer: Dave Chappelle

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 21 Mar 2017

Awards: 1 nomination total

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