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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

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Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
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Kristian Mercado
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2020
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comedy
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[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
[cheering, applauding]
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[cheering]
I was-- I was walking to the venue and, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I was-- I was walking to the venue and,
I'm here, I'm doing the shit that I set out to do - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
I'm here, I'm doing the shit that I set out to do
Through the alleyway, and I was like, "This is really some full-circle shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Through the alleyway, and I was like, "This is really s...
[woman cheers] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[woman cheers]
[woman yells] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[woman yells]
Like, "Bitch, you was sucking dicks." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
Like, "Bitch, you was sucking dicks."
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[laughs]
It's crazy how salty the balls are." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
It's crazy how salty the balls are."
"Tonight's the night I ball!" You know, just go-hard nights. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
"Tonight's the night I ball!" You know, just ...
I have to say that disclaimer 'cause I'll be like, "I'm a bad dick-sucker," - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
I have to say that disclaimer 'cause I'll be like,...
Do the fuckin' job." [laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Do the fuckin' job." [laughs]
I'm with my girl. I travel everywhere with my girl, which is stupid. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I'm with my girl. I travel everywhere with my girl, whi...
But also, like, "Oh, shut the fuck up and go away." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
But also, like, "Oh, shut the fuck up and go away."...
Like, she goes to Hawaii, I go to London, then we switch. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, she goes to Hawaii, I go to London, then we switch.
We'll have a dialogue, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We'll have a dialogue,
[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
[cheering, applauding]
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[cheering]
But I was like, "My girl needs to meet my people. I'm goin' home." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
But I was like, "My girl needs to meet my people. I...
Every time I see him, he's like, "Hey, you still messin' with the ladies?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Every time I see him, he's like, "Hey, you still m...
Puttin' my mouth on balls again, baby. That's... how I like to live." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Puttin' my mouth on balls again, baby. That's... h...
And all of that felt really good. We was havin' a great time. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
And all of that felt really good. We was havin' a great...
Lot of my homegirls, they were telling her stories about - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Lot of my homegirls, they were telling her stories about
But it got awkward 'cause I bumped into the dude I lost my virginity to. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
But it got awkward 'cause I bumped into the dude I lost...
-[man] Oh, shit! -It was weird, as we look the same now. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
-[man] Oh, shit! -It was weird, as we look the same now.
[laughs] Like, same outfit, same haircut. "What's up, nigga? What the fuck you... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[laughs] Like, same outfit, same haircut. "What's ...
Fuck you want?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
Fuck you want?"
It's just like, "Remember you used to do this?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
It's just like, "Remember you used to do this?&quo...
He was just like, "You know what you did." "I know, I know, I know." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
He was just like, "You know what you did." "I...
I was like, "I don't like this at all." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I was like, "I don't like this at all."
I just hope I'm not the reason... you're like this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I just hope I'm not the reason... you're like this...
You think your 15-year-old dick swayed me in any direction? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You think your 15-year-old dick swayed me in any direction?
Hell, no! Just sometimes, people be gay and don't know it. It's possible. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Hell, no! Just sometimes, people be gay and don't know ...
I came out, some of my old friends was like, "Duh, bitch!" I was like, "Really? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I came out, some of my old friends was like, "Duh, bitc...
'Cause this whole time, I was for sure thinkin' I liked dick." I did. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
'Cause this whole time, I was for sure thinkin' I ...
My homegirls would talk about sex. I was like, "I don't like it like they like it," - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
My homegirls would talk about sex. I was like, "I don&#...
I just thought, "I ain't found the right dick yet." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I just thought, "I ain't found the right dick yet....
When it hit the stomach, you know it's really there. You can't-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
When it hit the stomach, you know it's really there. Yo...
You'll fucking get there." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You'll fucking get there."
It does. It matters. You need to see yourself in the fuckin' world. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
It does. It matters. You need to see yourself in the fuckin&...
Like, I didn't realize you could be black and gay and, like, fly and shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Like, I didn't realize you could be black and gay and, ...
Like, I'm from Boston, bro. We didn't have black dykes. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, I'm from Boston, bro. We didn't have black d...
They drove Subarus and had long armpit hair. And I was like, "No." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
They drove Subarus and had long armpit hair. And I was like,...
I don't do that. I'm not with that." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I don't do that. I'm not with that."
And I was like, "If that's what dyking leads to, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
And I was like, "If that's what dyking leads to,
I need to focus on these dicks. Concentrate." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I need to focus on these dicks. Concentrate."
You honestly couldn't be black and gay outside of Atlanta until 2012. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You honestly couldn't be black and gay outside of Atlan...
I was like, "Nah, man, I'm just... into licking these dicks and balls." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
I was like, "Nah, man, I'm just... into licking th...
I was like, "Oh, this is what everyone said when they said they like it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I was like, "Oh, this is what everyone said when they s...
Now I'm winning. I feel in control. I know what the fuck I'm doing. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Now I'm winning. I feel in control. I know what the fuc...
This is where I was supposed to be. In the pussy." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
This is where I was supposed to be. In the pussy."
When you fuck the same person forever, you know, there's downsides to that. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
When you fuck the same person forever, you know, there'...
There's highs and lows. Cause now, we've been fucking since, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
There's highs and lows. Cause now, we've been fuck...
I'm 30-something, so it's like, "I don't care about this pussy anymore." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I'm 30-something, so it's like, "I don't...
Three weeks. Mm-mm-mm. Too long. Shouldn't have done it. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Three weeks. Mm-mm-mm. Too long. Shouldn't have done it...
Everything was goin' good. We was packing, she was packing, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Everything was goin' good. We was packing, she was pack...
What a presumptuous, bold fuckin' move, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
What a presumptuous, bold fuckin' move,
Who's gonna be the boss, bitch? I don't understand." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Who's gonna be the boss, bitch? I don't understand...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
[laughs]
Dumb motherfucker. That was dumb as all hell." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Dumb motherfucker. That was dumb as all hell."
You see, I got bags for arms, baby girl. That's how I goddamn roll. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You see, I got bags for arms, baby girl. That's how I g...
Hell's wrong with you?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Hell's wrong with you?"
"Mm." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
"Mm."
Especially when men see a masculine woman. That's their favorite shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Especially when men see a masculine woman. That's their...
Filthy fucks. "I got the real-- Where you want-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Filthy fucks. "I got the real-- Where you want--
What you want my dick-- You need my dick over here?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:18
What you want my dick-- You need my dick over here?"
The fuck you think? I'm a lady. Carry my shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
The fuck you think? I'm a lady. Carry my shit."
The entire trip, I'm just like, "I'm fuckin' dead up here," you know? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
The entire trip, I'm just like, "I'm fuckin&#...
I don't know anyone who's just up there, like, "This is how God intended it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I don't know anyone who's just up there, like, &qu...
We're watchin' ESPN, we're drinkin'. Who the fuck do we think we are? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
We're watchin' ESPN, we're drinkin'. Who...
Then we like to give the illusion of safety. "In case of an emergency." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Then we like to give the illusion of safety. "In case o...
He's saving all of us? He's the guy? He's the point man? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
He's saving all of us? He's the guy? He's the...
You don't give a shit about us. I watched you give this man drinks! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You don't give a shit about us. I watched you give this...
Maybe don't serve drinks to the exit row niggas. Of all the niggas! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Maybe don't serve drinks to the exit row niggas. Of all...
I think about death in a weird-- I don't think like how most-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I think about death in a weird-- I don't think like how...
Right? They think, like, I don't know, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
Right? They think, like, I don't know,
I think, like, what if the company that makes the chemical - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I think, like, what if the company that makes the chemical
Okay, so when you're on a plane and you shit or you piss, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Okay, so when you're on a plane and you shit or you pis...
Like a camper. And there's a chemical in there, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Like a camper. And there's a chemical in there,
I be thinking, what if the doo-doo block company, right, the chemical company... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I be thinking, what if the doo-doo block company, right, the...
It's $30,000 a unit and it really doesn't do anything." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
It's $30,000 a unit and it really doesn't do anyth...
Shit that can't be cured with no safety video. You know? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Shit that can't be cured with no safety video. You know...
Fuck are you-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Fuck are you--
I'm just, like, "Look at him. Why this nigga on Candy Crush like that? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I'm just, like, "Look at him. Why this nigga on Ca...
Who's gonna do somethin' about that? That's weird. I don't like any of this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
Who's gonna do somethin' about that? That's w...
She ain't fuckin' changed her shit yet. She playin' games and shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She ain't fuckin' changed her shit yet. She playin...
I think you should go ahead and do it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I think you should go ahead and do it."
So she's like, "You ain't gotta do it till the plane takes off!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
So she's like, "You ain't gotta do it till th...
You don't. You're not a plane scientist or no shit like that. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You don't. You're not a plane scientist or no shit...
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Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.

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Director: Kristian Mercado
Writer: Sam Jay
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Genre: comedy
Year: 2020
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Released: 04 Aug 2020
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