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The First Temptation of Christ

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Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family.
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Rodrigo Van Der Put
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2019
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short, comedy
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You roll the dough with the soy on it, and that's that. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
You roll the dough with the soy on it, and that's that.
I personally like to make it... I like a free-range soy. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I personally like to make it... I like a free-range soy.
Right? Out in the field, so it can work out, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
Right? Out in the field, so it can work out,
Until it reaches the right age and weight. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Until it reaches the right age and weight.
Then you slaughter it, cut its neck with an axe, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
Then you slaughter it, cut its neck with an axe,
- Yeah, that's it. - Cut the neck? I'm not sure I follow. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- Yeah, that's it. - Cut the neck? I'm not sure I ...
- Are you trying to kill me? - I don't think I'll survive this party. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Are you trying to kill me? - I don't think I'll ...
- Where's Jesus? - He spent 40 days in the desert, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- Where's Jesus? - He spent 40 days in the desert,
I do. I'm just worried. I'm his father, Mary. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I do. I'm just worried. I'm his father, Mary.
Did you want me not to invite his father? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Did you want me not to invite his father?
- He said he wouldn't come, Joseph. - Wait. What? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- He said he wouldn't come, Joseph. - Wait. What?
- Thank you. You shouldn't have. - Really shouldn't. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Thank you. You shouldn't have. - Really shouldn'...
Aw! Look, Joseph! Didn't I tell you - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
Aw! Look, Joseph! Didn't I tell you
- Don't make a scene. - This is an invasion of privacy. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Don't make a scene. - This is an invasion of privacy.
The artist didn't have time to finish painting everyone. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
The artist didn't have time to finish painting everyone...
I had a lot of things to do, Joseph. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I had a lot of things to do, Joseph.
- Hold on. - "They're not to fly!" - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
- Hold on. - "They're not to fly!"
Okay. Hey, look! Is your stand-up act over? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Okay. Hey, look! Is your stand-up act over?
- J said everyone would be sleeping. - Do I sing again? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- J said everyone would be sleeping. - Do I sing again?
You monster, you didn't tell me! I didn't buy you a gift! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
You monster, you didn't tell me! I didn't buy you ...
- Your hair's all messed up. - He's something else. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Your hair's all messed up. - He's something else...
How was I supposed to know you were spending 40 days out there? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
How was I supposed to know you were spending 40 days out the...
You're right, I'm sorry. I loved the party you threw me. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
You're right, I'm sorry. I loved the party you thr...
- How are you? - I'm fine. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- How are you? - I'm fine.
- But why did you shave your chest? - It's... Well, it's for swimming. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- But why did you shave your chest? - It's... Well, it&...
The son I've loved and cared for for 30 years now. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
The son I've loved and cared for for 30 years now.
Oh, we got the concept already. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Oh, we got the concept already.
♪ Oh, Lord, pour your bless... ♪ - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
♪ Oh, Lord, pour your bless... ♪
Give it to me. She's naive. She doesn't understand. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Give it to me. She's naive. She doesn't understand...
Relax, fill your heart with love, and get ready. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Relax, fill your heart with love, and get ready.
- Look, keep an open mind. - Keep an open mind. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Look, keep an open mind. - Keep an open mind.
You went through my things! Do I open your drawers? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
You went through my things! Do I open your drawers?
Can't I dream about a cousin? I have blood in my veins! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Can't I dream about a cousin? I have blood in my veins!
Honey, you know we love you a lot, right? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Honey, you know we love you a lot, right?
For this for 30 years, so... let me say it. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
For this for 30 years, so... let me say it.
Mom, just to be clear, Uncle Vitorio is God? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Mom, just to be clear, Uncle Vitorio is God?
What about Joseph? How are we related? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
What about Joseph? How are we related?
- He's like a babysitter. - I'll throw a cabinet at him. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- He's like a babysitter. - I'll throw a cabinet a...
- Did you forget the... - What does he mean, Mary? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Did you forget the... - What does he mean, Mary?
- I... got inside her. - What did you say, fucker? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- I... got inside her. - What did you say, fucker?
Honey, 30 years ago, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:08
Honey, 30 years ago,
I mean, your adoptive father, Joseph, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:08
I mean, your adoptive father, Joseph,
Now I need you to spread the word. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Now I need you to spread the word.
Say it to one person, who will say it to another two, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Say it to one person, who will say it to another two,
Relax, son. Life has other plans for you. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Relax, son. Life has other plans for you.
I was in the desert doing exactly that, trying to get to know myself better. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I was in the desert doing exactly that, trying to get to kno...
Let's forget about juggling. Now you have superpowers. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Let's forget about juggling. Now you have superpowers.
Nothing, just... See this? Huh? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Nothing, just... See this? Huh?
Joseph, calm down. What is this? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Joseph, calm down. What is this?
- Okay, but... - Now you can do anything. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Okay, but... - Now you can do anything.
I'm not sure I want new challenges, Mom. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I'm not sure I want new challenges, Mom.
He doesn't have powers, talent, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
He doesn't have powers, talent,
He's not ashamed of being limited, but he allows me to be who I am. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
He's not ashamed of being limited, but he allows me to ...
Or was everything decided by those who didn't even check with me? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
Or was everything decided by those who didn't even chec...
I know it's a lot to process now, Jesus, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
I know it's a lot to process now, Jesus,
Let's go. Jesus wants to think about all this. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Let's go. Jesus wants to think about all this.
♪ God is very good ♪ - The First Temptation of Christ 00:41
♪ God is very good ♪
This... I can use it as a wedge. The keyboard is wobbling. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
This... I can use it as a wedge. The keyboard is wobbling.
Hi! It was hard to find the place, but I did, and here I am. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
Hi! It was hard to find the place, but I did, and here I am.
- And I did. This is decent. - You must be cold. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- And I did. This is decent. - You must be cold.
She's just praising how religious we are. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
She's just praising how religious we are.
- Which one is it? - She's just a person - The First Temptation of Christ 00:08
- Which one is it? - She's just a person
- Thelminha, come here... - Sparkling wine! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Thelminha, come here... - Sparkling wine!
Apples straight from our backyard to the potato salad. It's delicious! - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Apples straight from our backyard to the potato salad. It�...
Guess what? The surprise is a walnut cake - The First Temptation of Christ 00:07
Guess what? The surprise is a walnut cake
Jeez, Aunt Lupita is on borrowed time in this world. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Jeez, Aunt Lupita is on borrowed time in this world.
Guys, I didn't bring a gift, but I can give a one-hour gift card. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Guys, I didn't bring a gift, but I can give a one-hour ...
- Aren't you Melchior's guest? - Yes, Melchior. I wonder... - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- Aren't you Melchior's guest? - Yes, Melchior. I ...
If he's not there in the bushes. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
If he's not there in the bushes.
- No one left the house. - I think I'll take a look anyway. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- No one left the house. - I think I'll take a look any...
I'll build us a hotel by the beach. You'll have your own business. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I'll build us a hotel by the beach. You'll have yo...
He was exhausted. But I'll let him know you came by. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
He was exhausted. But I'll let him know you came by.
Those 40 days in the desert were entrancing. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Those 40 days in the desert were entrancing.
He did a lot of things he didn't even know he could. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
He did a lot of things he didn't even know he could.
This is the real Proud Mary, the one who steps on the serpent's head. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
This is the real Proud Mary, the one who steps on the serpen...
- It's not begging, it's volunteering. - I'll tell you what. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- It's not begging, it's volunteering. - I'll...
I'll get into that room, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:09
I'll get into that room,
He said he needed to think, to ease his mind, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
He said he needed to think, to ease his mind,
- What kind of tea? - I found it hidden in your kitchen. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
- What kind of tea? - I found it hidden in your kitchen.
Jesus was thirsty, poor thing. He drank it all. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Jesus was thirsty, poor thing. He drank it all.
This tea didn't do the trick. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
This tea didn't do the trick.
- Life has other plans for you. - Your life has a greater purpose. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:25
- Life has other plans for you. - Your life has a greater pu...
I could eat some beans, if you have any. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
I could eat some beans, if you have any.
Do you think I wanted to be here painted in blue, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Do you think I wanted to be here painted in blue,
- I'm not having fun either. - But why me? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- I'm not having fun either. - But why me?
Bottling up anger is like holding burning coal to throw at someone. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
Bottling up anger is like holding burning coal to throw at s...
Every time you don't know the answer to something, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:06
Every time you don't know the answer to something,
Is a leaf floating down a river, - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
Is a leaf floating down a river,
These ridiculous clichés only work with your followers. - The First Temptation of Christ 00:05
These ridiculous clichés only work with your followers.
- Guys, let's focus. - What are you afraid of, Jesus? - The First Temptation of Christ 00:04
- Guys, let's focus. - What are you afraid of, Jesus?
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Jesus, who's hitting the big 3-0, brings a surprise guest to meet the family.

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Director: Rodrigo Van Der Put
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Genre: short, comedy
Year: 2019
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Released: 03 Dec 2019
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