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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.

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Peter Orton

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Avalon Television

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"He's riddled with arthritis.
He can't even pick a cup up." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"He's riddled with arthritis. He can't even p...

Just have the combination
of the potato and the meat." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Just have the combination of the potato and the meat."

Then something just slipped
through my radar just very briefly. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Then something just slipped through my radar just very brief...

And I couldn't quite let it go.
I was just... [chewing] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

And I couldn't quite let it go. I was just... [chewing]

"Just have some broccoli for health." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"Just have some broccoli for health."

Why would they be buying a pet
at their age?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Why would they be buying a pet at their age?"

Are you talking about dildos?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Are you talking about dildos?"

Absolutely disgusting." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Absolutely disgusting."

I'd prefer it if you wouldn't
do that vibrator routine in your show. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I'd prefer it if you wouldn't do that vibrator rou...

When you ignore this and do it anyway,
at least make it clear to your audiences - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

When you ignore this and do it anyway, at least make it clea...

But it must have got to me,
'cause I found myself thinking, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

But it must have got to me, 'cause I found myself think...

A nice story I can tell about my mom - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

A nice story I can tell about my mom

When I was eight years of age,
just eight, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

When I was eight years of age, just eight,

Not the six-foot-eight monstrosity
you see before you, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Not the six-foot-eight monstrosity you see before you,

I went past Clinton Cards, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I went past Clinton Cards,

And stringy old eight-year-old Greg, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

And stringy old eight-year-old Greg,

Long toy for a long boy." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Long toy for a long boy."

Santa can't afford it this year." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Santa can't afford it this year."

I'd met him the year before.
I was sharing a room with my sister. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I'd met him the year before. I was sharing a room with ...

When I said, "Hello, Santa," he told me
to piss off in a woman's voice. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

When I said, "Hello, Santa," he told me to piss of...

But I thought, "Fair enough,
she can't afford it." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

But I thought, "Fair enough, she can't afford it.&...

Now, it obviously got to her, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Now, it obviously got to her,

We think we can make you a giant bear." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

We think we can make you a giant bear."

That sounds shit." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

That sounds shit."

Project's coming on." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Project's coming on."

"Blue Ted." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

-Would you like to meet him?
-[cheering] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

-Would you like to meet him? -[cheering]

Oh, incidentally, I don't know
the last time you watched ET, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Oh, incidentally, I don't know the last time you watche...

It was the scene in the woodshed
when Elliott first uncovers ET. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

It was the scene in the woodshed when Elliott first uncovers...

And I thought,
"God, that's a magical film, ET." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

And I thought, "God, that's a magical film, ET.&qu...

He ruined that film in one sentence, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

He ruined that film in one sentence,

'Cause he said-- I was going, "Oh, God...
this is like being a child." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

'Cause he said-- I was going, "Oh, God... this is ...

If you found that in your shed,
you would panic, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

If you found that in your shed, you would panic,

It's funny when you film something - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

It's funny when you film something

[laughs] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

But it's a mom doing her best for her son. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

But it's a mom doing her best for her son.

But when I got to 13 years of age,
ladies and gentleman, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

But when I got to 13 years of age, ladies and gentleman,

Mom would shout, "Time to get up
for school, Greg." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Mom would shout, "Time to get up for school, Greg."...

It's disgusting." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

It's disgusting."

What's the show called?
You're all right, aren't you?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

What's the show called? You're all right, aren...

You magnificent beast." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

You magnificent beast."

Yes, I am." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

How we've all got something to offer." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

How we've all got something to offer."

"Child of heaven born
from the womb of a star." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"Child of heaven born from the womb of a star."

"Man's goodness is a flame that can be
hidden but never extinguished." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"Man's goodness is a flame that can be hidden but ...

I hope this doesn't seem arrogant, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I hope this doesn't seem arrogant,

"No species has ever had such
wholesale control - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"No species has ever had such wholesale control

I thought, "This show is
gonna write itself." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I thought, "This show is gonna write itself."

And my mom, still smarting, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

And my mom, still smarting,

See how magnificent you are." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

See how magnificent you are."

I thought, "She's got a point." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I thought, "She's got a point."

Middle-age is dreadful." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Middle-age is dreadful."

We're at the same prostate level.
It's called "galia melon." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

We're at the same prostate level. It's called &quo...

I'll tell you, things have happened to me
that you've got to look forward to. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I'll tell you, things have happened to me that you'...

In the last two years,
my nails have become - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

In the last two years, my nails have become

Imagine not being able to bite through
your own fucking nails. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Imagine not being able to bite through your own fucking nail...

No one likes folk music,
not even the singers. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

No one likes folk music, not even the singers.

[singing gibberish] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

[singing gibberish]

In the Sunday supplement,
I ordered one of those things - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

In the Sunday supplement, I ordered one of those things

And at a real low point in my life, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

And at a real low point in my life,

[singing gibberish] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

[singing gibberish]

Ed. You talk about weird things
when you're on the road together. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Ed. You talk about weird things when you're on the road...

And Ed, a much younger, prettier boy, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

And Ed, a much younger, prettier boy,

And I went, "What?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

And I went, "What?"

-Sean?
-Yes. [laughs] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

-Sean? -Yes. [laughs]

All you men are trimming, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

All you men are trimming,

Everyone's trimming." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Everyone's trimming."

At the hotel, I thought,
"I better check this out." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

At the hotel, I thought, "I better check this out."...

A giant, graying '70s afro. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

A giant, graying '70s afro.

It looked like Don King was riding
on the back - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

It looked like Don King was riding on the back

I thought, "You're never get
another girlfriend. You fat prick. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I thought, "You're never get another girlfriend. Y...

There's only one person
who's gonna be interested in that." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

There's only one person who's gonna be interested ...

So, I thought, "I'm gonna have to do
something about this." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

So, I thought, "I'm gonna have to do something abo...

There were hairs down there - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

There were hairs down there

I knew I was in trouble
'cause I used my beard trimmer to do it. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I knew I was in trouble 'cause I used my beard trimmer ...

Five or six pounds of silvery bush
on the floor. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Five or six pounds of silvery bush on the floor.

I went back to the full-length mirror
to check out my handiwork. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I went back to the full-length mirror to check out my handiw...

The pubes I'm talking about obviously,
not what was beneath them. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

The pubes I'm talking about obviously, not what was ben...

The mini-elephant
was as depressing as ever, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

The mini-elephant was as depressing as ever,

Anything else?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Anything else?"

[sputters] "Okay. Bedtime." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

[sputters] "Okay. Bedtime."

You've rolled the clock back
a few years there. Very nice." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

You've rolled the clock back a few years there. Very ni...

I allowed my hand to dance over the area. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I allowed my hand to dance over the area.

That's always painful, I'll be honest,
because of my fucking talons. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

That's always painful, I'll be honest, because of ...

I couldn't be bothered
to go to the bathroom, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I couldn't be bothered to go to the bathroom,

So I made an extraordinary decision. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

So I made an extraordinary decision.

And then above his head,
there was just a halo of purple scabs. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

And then above his head, there was just a halo of purple sca...

I went, "For fuck's sake..." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I went, "For fuck's sake..."

I went, "Hello, Elsie."
She went, "Hello, Greg." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I went, "Hello, Elsie." She went, "Hello, Gre...

While I go and get the tea?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

While I go and get the tea?"

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British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.

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Director: Peter Orton

Writer: Greg Davies

Production: Avalon Television

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 10 Apr 2018

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/pt/title/80158875