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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.

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James Webb

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(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-It's called "Mommy, Look."
-(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-It's called "Mommy, Look." -(laughter)

Just about every one-person show
could be called... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Just about every one-person show could be called...

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I've said for a long time,
you show me a 4-year-old - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I've said for a long time, you show me a 4-year-old

The subtext of my near
30-year comedy career - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

The subtext of my near 30-year comedy career

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Had my mother looked up once - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Had my mother looked up once

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I just wanna let the people
in the front rows - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I just wanna let the people in the front rows

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I grew up
in an oft-ignored sector - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I grew up in an oft-ignored sector

-poor.
-(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-poor. -(laughter)

-We were--
-(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-We were-- -(laughter)

A culture as big, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

A culture as big,

There are poor Jews,
there are rich Jews, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

There are poor Jews, there are rich Jews,

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The dirty little secret - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

The dirty little secret

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-(laughter)
-for a school day - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-(laughter) -for a school day

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Let's prepare these kids
for their futures - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Let's prepare these kids for their futures

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

And if you got there by 6:15, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

And if you got there by 6:15,

I-I'm sorry, I said "and." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I-I'm sorry, I said "and."

And if you got there - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

And if you got there

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I would sometimes play it off
if I got there late. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I would sometimes play it off if I got there late.

-"I wanted, I wanted
the Corn Flakes."
-(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-"I wanted, I wanted the Corn Flakes." -(laughter)

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Was just a complete F-you - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Was just a complete F-you

-I knew they came
in packs of two.
-(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-I knew they came in packs of two. -(laughter)

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

"Do you wanna spread it
all the way to the edge - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

"Do you wanna spread it all the way to the edge

Why don't we put frosting on
both sides while we're at it?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Why don't we put frosting on both sides while we'r...

Everything about the Pop-Tart - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Everything about the Pop-Tart

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter, clapping) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter, clapping)

"Wait a minute. This..." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

"Wait a minute. This..."

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

It said tart, but it looked
nothing like a Pop-Tart. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

It said tart, but it looked nothing like a Pop-Tart.

The, the real tart has nothing
in common with the Pop-Tart. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

The, the real tart has nothing in common with the Pop-Tart.

Th-The real tart, first of all,
it's three-dimensional. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Th-The real tart, first of all, it's three-dimensional.

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

You, you would have to be
living in Flatland - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

You, you would have to be living in Flatland

Apples, pears, raspberries,
blueberries in it. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Apples, pears, raspberries, blueberries in it.

Whereas the Pop-Tart - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Whereas the Pop-Tart

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-to clarify this.
-(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-to clarify this. -(laughter)

-gummy bear.
-(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-gummy bear. -(laughter)

That's a really strong analogy. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

That's a really strong analogy.

And the irony of me coming up - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

And the irony of me coming up

I flunked out of analogy school. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I flunked out of analogy school.

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Pop is short for populist. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Pop is short for populist.

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Welfare saved my family, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Welfare saved my family,

It just has been
demonized for decades, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

It just has been demonized for decades,

It's infuriating to me - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

It's infuriating to me

Even since I was a kid, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Even since I was a kid,

"We wanna strangle
the welfare programs - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

"We wanna strangle the welfare programs

Th-The one thing I will say
about poor kids for us is that - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Th-The one thing I will say about poor kids for us is that

The-The rich kids have no idea
how much we know - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

The-The rich kids have no idea how much we know

Like, at 7 years old, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Like, at 7 years old,

Because every April, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Because every April,

And they would, they would say, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

And they would, they would say,

I knew it wasn't
"lean" on our house. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I knew it wasn't "lean" on our house.

So, I just, I understood
these things at a level - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

So, I just, I understood these things at a level

So that when I heard this
argument, "Welfare doesn't work. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

So that when I heard this argument, "Welfare doesn'...

They become dependent for
generation after generation," - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

They become dependent for generation after generation,"

(applause fades) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(applause fades)

-(laughter)
-And-And I would've said, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-(laughter) -And-And I would've said,

-Thank you."
-(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-Thank you." -(laughter)

"I, I have to admit, I was being
a little bit cynical. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

"I, I have to admit, I was being a little bit cynical.

I, I thought you just didn't
wanna pay any taxes." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I, I thought you just didn't wanna pay any taxes."

You're just gonna leave it in
a trust fund to your children." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

You're just gonna leave it in a trust fund to your chil...

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Do you know how long the average
family stays on welfare? - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Do you know how long the average family stays on welfare?

My family,
we were off welfare, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

My family, we were off welfare,

A pittance of an investment
in the Gulman boys. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

A pittance of an investment in the Gulman boys.

We've repaid over and over again
in our own taxes. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

We've repaid over and over again in our own taxes.

-I'm doing fine.
-(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

-I'm doing fine. -(laughter)

(applause, cheering) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(applause, cheering)

(laughs) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

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Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.

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Director: James Webb

Writer: Gary Gulman

Production: Team Coco

Genre: comedy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 21 Dec 2023

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