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Matt Rife: Only Fans

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Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
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Matt Rife
Year
2021
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comedy
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Grandpa Steve: It doesn't matter what you call it, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Grandpa Steve: It doesn't matter what you call it,
Vic Mensa "Rage": ♪ Command, we've lost control. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Vic Mensa "Rage": ♪ Command, we've lost contr...
Do not go gently. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Do not go gently.
You shot my bluff down from a thousand miles. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
You shot my bluff down from a thousand miles.
I want you to rage into the night. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I want you to rage into the night.
I want you to rage into the night.♪♪ - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I want you to rage into the night.♪♪
Like, oh Matt has some opinions of his own and... end my fucking career. Okay?! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like, oh Matt has some opinions of his own and... end my fuc...
Having to adhere to everybody's sensitivities. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Having to adhere to everybody's sensitivities.
Remember, like three years ago when no one gave a fuck - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Remember, like three years ago when no one gave a fuck
Like three years ago if you were in public - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
Like three years ago if you were in public
Like, ahh! Now I hurt on the outside and the inside! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like, ahh! Now I hurt on the outside and the inside!
Like fresh-out-the-pool-dick, soft... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like fresh-out-the-pool-dick, soft...
Only the fellas understand that you get out that cold water, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Only the fellas understand that you get out that cold water,
It's good to see y'all - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
It's good to see y'all
White people - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
White people
Did you say sorry today? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Did you say sorry today?
Y'all got to learn how to take bitcoin or something, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Y'all got to learn how to take bitcoin or something,
Oh, white people been so sorry in 2021, Haven’t they? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Oh, white people been so sorry in 2021, Haven’t they?
Just white people trying to out woke each other - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:12
Just white people trying to out woke each other
Well, you know, I voted for Obama - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Well, you know, I voted for Obama
Okay. Now white person number two has to top Obama. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Okay. Now white person number two has to top Obama.
I was just talking about how Jesus was black - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I was just talking about how Jesus was black
He's panickin’ he says some ignorant shit like: - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
He's panickin’ he says some ignorant shit like:
Madea is nobody's favorite franchise, okay? Not even black people’s. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Madea is nobody's favorite franchise, okay? Not even bl...
Okay you are reaching. I think it goes Soul Plane then Madea movies. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Okay you are reaching. I think it goes Soul Plane then Madea...
Arrgh! It's all this white guilt! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Arrgh! It's all this white guilt!
And like every room I enter is like a - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And like every room I enter is like a
I feel like I have to enter every situation - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I feel like I have to enter every situation
Just want to introduce myself, let you know - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
Just want to introduce myself, let you know
Your like I know I know I'm trash, but I would really appreciate it - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
Your like I know I know I'm trash, but I would really a...
To be a straight white male. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
To be a straight white male.
For once. You know? It’s...you gotta know when to fold them, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
For once. You know? It’s...you gotta know when to fold them,...
It's just uncomfortable because to be a straight white male in 2021, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
It's just uncomfortable because to be a straight white...
Which is a shitty place to be if you didn't do anything. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Which is a shitty place to be if you didn't do...
You know what I mean? Like... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
You know what I mean? Like...
I just want to sing along to some songs, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I just want to sing along to some songs, you know what I...
It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born
Historically speaking why not be on a winning team, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Historically speaking why not be on a winning team, you know...
Just be a decent fucking human being! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Just be a decent fucking human being!
Listen to the sound of white guilt, ah... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Listen to the sound of white guilt, ah...
I'll apologize for being born a straight white male - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
I'll apologize for being born a straight white male
Like, I’d love to yam on a motherfucker, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Like, I’d love to yam on a motherfucker,
I'm so happy to be shooting this in L.A., - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I'm so happy to be shooting this in L.A.,
That felt as welcoming as it should have. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That felt as welcoming as it should have.
I'm from the middle of nowhere, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I'm from the middle of nowhere,
Like the kind of small town where like - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like the kind of small town where like
We used to have Drive Your Tractor To School Day. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
We used to have Drive Your Tractor To School Day.
Where like every day of the week - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Where like every day of the week
We would have one day in that week - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
We would have one day in that week
And the women in my school would just get wet like, Oh my Lord, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And the women in my school would just get wet like, Oh my...
People cared about where I was from was fucking farming, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
People cared about where I was from was fucking farming,
If he's plowing land, he can plow your bitch - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
If he's plowing land, he can plow your bitch
Nothing you could do. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Nothing you could do.
But it's the type of small town where, like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
But it's the type of small town where, like,
You know what I mean, like, everyone lives the exact same life timeline. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
You know what I mean, like, everyone lives the exact same li...
You go to high school, you get pregnant, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
You go to high school, you get pregnant,
And then you get a job, get married, and so on, and so forth - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And then you get a job, get married, and so on, and so forth
Everybody just drinks and does drugs, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:12
Everybody just drinks and does drugs,
I didn't realize drugs were as big of a problem when I was living there. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I didn't realize drugs were as big of a problem when I...
I found out about three or four weeks ago this kid who I went to school with - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I found out about three or four weeks ago this kid who I wen...
But there was only like 300 people in a school, so we kind of know each other. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
But there was only like 300 people in a school, so we kind o...
OD'd from heroin - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
OD'd from heroin
And obviously the whole town got together - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:11
And obviously the whole town got together
The whole town, I swear to God, they started a Go Fund Me - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:15
The whole town, I swear to God, they started a Go Fund Me
To do their heroin. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
To do their heroin.
I've never done heroin, but I imagine - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I've never done heroin, but I imagine
Okay, I'm just giving you a little perspective - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Okay, I'm just giving you a little perspective
Okay, and it’s so weird for me. My looks are so confusing to me - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
Okay, and it’s so weird for me. My looks are so confusing to...
I was ugly as shit for the first 22 years of my life. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I was ugly as shit for the first 22 years of my life.
Like I was so ugly. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Like I was so ugly.
I spent the first 22 years of my life - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
I spent the first 22 years of my life
It’s gotten me nowhere. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
It’s gotten me nowhere.
And it's so weird because when you spend - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:14
And it's so weird because when you spend
Like I know I look like every fuck boy ever, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Like I know I look like every fuck boy ever,
So um, I think that does technically make me trans - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:11
So um, I think that does technically make me trans
It's such a drastic lifestyle change too, because - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
It's such a drastic lifestyle change too, because
You assume their lives are easier, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:15
You assume their lives are easier,
That's how fucked up it is, that I could come up here and vent to y’all.. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
That's how fucked up it is, that I could come up here a...
No one gives a fuck how sad you are - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
No one gives a fuck how sad you are
I could be crying my eyes out in bed and people are just like, wh-... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I could be crying my eyes out in bed and people are just...
I bet you're just swimming in pussy and it's like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
I bet you're just swimming in pussy and it's like,
Believe it or not, someone who listens to me, I can't even hang myself - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
Believe it or not, someone who listens to me, I can't...
There is no sympathy for pretty people. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
There is no sympathy for pretty people.
Everybody's dealing with shit. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Everybody's dealing with shit.
Next time you're in bed having the worst day - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Next time you're in bed having the worst day
Just remember - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Just remember
That's why I like the masks. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
That's why I like the masks.
Just walking through the grocery store like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Just walking through the grocery store like,
You don’t know what people's situations are you got to get to know them before you can judge. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
You don’t know what people's situations are you got to ...
Like you wouldn't be able - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like you wouldn't be able
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Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.

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Director: Matt Rife
Writer: Matt Rife
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Genre: comedy
Year: 2021
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ImdbRating: 6.4
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Released: 17 Dec 2021
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