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Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

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Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.

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- Oh man, what is up Madison? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

- Oh man, what is up Madison?

People have been asking me why I decided - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

People have been asking me why I decided

That's good for comedy, yeah. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

That's good for comedy, yeah.

I'm just slamming cheese curds, I love it. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I'm just slamming cheese curds, I love it.

You try to shoot a special in LA, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

You try to shoot a special in LA,

I feel like intermittent
fasting means something - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I feel like intermittent fasting means something

I feel like that's when
you guys black out by five - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I feel like that's when you guys black out by five

I wrapped my car around a pole last night, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I wrapped my car around a pole last night,

I thought it'd also be
fun to shoot it here - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I thought it'd also be fun to shoot it here

Yeah, I moved to Minnesota last
year in the month of January - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Yeah, I moved to Minnesota last year in the month of January

Eight month winters are
fucking brutal, God. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Eight month winters are fucking brutal, God.

When I hit my one year
mark of living there, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

When I hit my one year mark of living there,

I was like, oh, I just
walked into my bathroom - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I was like, oh, I just walked into my bathroom

Then I learned that God forbid
you try using a bidet there - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Then I learned that God forbid you try using a bidet there

When I moved there, I turned on the TV - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

When I moved there, I turned on the TV

Living in Minnesota and
going on vacation to Alaska - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Living in Minnesota and going on vacation to Alaska

I moved there to live with my boyfriend, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I moved there to live with my boyfriend,

Thank you one horny woman,
yeah I appreciate you. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Thank you one horny woman, yeah I appreciate you.

I found out also when I got
there that they have some - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I found out also when I got there that they have some

I was like, for why, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I was like, for why,

Skedaddle and I moved
there from Washington - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Skedaddle and I moved there from Washington

So now anytime my boyfriend
tries to start a fight with me, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

So now anytime my boyfriend tries to start a fight with me,

When he and I got together, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

When he and I got together,

And he goes, I'll just
be like, this is my lady. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And he goes, I'll just be like, this is my lady.

I can't be like, mom, dad,
I'd like you to meet my Lord. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I can't be like, mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my...

I tell you my love life is a Chipotle. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I tell you my love life is a Chipotle.

It's very convenient, very farm to table, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

It's very convenient, very farm to table,

But then some switch flipped in my 30s - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

But then some switch flipped in my 30s

And he does get hit on
when he walks on stage, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And he does get hit on when he walks on stage,

So at his shows I've just started - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

So at his shows I've just started

And if I see a woman laughing
too hard at one of his jokes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And if I see a woman laughing too hard at one of his jokes,

Well, he's my Lord, scoot. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Well, he's my Lord, scoot.

I feel like most people
assume I'm exaggerating - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I feel like most people assume I'm exaggerating

This is when I go snooky on somebody? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

This is when I go snooky on somebody?

All of the men in the crowd
were looking around like Jerry, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

All of the men in the crowd were looking around like Jerry,

It's like, yeah, time to fuck around - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

It's like, yeah, time to fuck around

I feel like men's bodies
start to really turn on them - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I feel like men's bodies start to really turn on them

He has to wake up every two
hours in the night to pee. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

He has to wake up every two hours in the night to pee.

And when I see him in the
morning with bags under his eyes, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And when I see him in the morning with bags under his eyes,

And then I think you're too
exhausted to cheat on me, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And then I think you're too exhausted to cheat on me,

You're not getting enough REM
to pull off two relationships. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

You're not getting enough REM to pull off two relations...

Can catch you if I need to, get back here. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Can catch you if I need to, get back here.

But now the second I see him
start to reach for melatonin, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

But now the second I see him start to reach for melatonin,

I don't usually mind our age gap, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I don't usually mind our age gap,

So he did that with a picture
of me and my boyfriend - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

So he did that with a picture of me and my boyfriend

No, please. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

On my birthday as a prank - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

On my birthday as a prank

And when I opened my bathroom cupboard, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And when I opened my bathroom cupboard,

I have been telling my single friends - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I have been telling my single friends

My boyfriend shows me his credit score - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

My boyfriend shows me his credit score

Happy fourth, peace be with you. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Happy fourth, peace be with you.

I will say if you date
somebody older than you, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I will say if you date somebody older than you,

My dad was an international
yo-yo man for a living. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

My dad was an international yo-yo man for a living.

When you were growing up,
a guy came to your school - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

When you were growing up, a guy came to your school

I do love my dad, I think
he gave me a very specific - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I do love my dad, I think he gave me a very specific

Like I have enough to
have become a comedian, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Like I have enough to have become a comedian,

My dad's just a little too supportive - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

My dad's just a little too supportive

If I tried to post my boobs
online behind a paywall - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

If I tried to post my boobs online behind a paywall

Oh God, no, no. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Oh God, no, no.

I don't know of that
many people personally - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I don't know of that many people personally

I follow her on Twitter
because she tweets the most - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I follow her on Twitter because she tweets the most

She tweeted the other day - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

She tweeted the other day

And I say some dirty things up here, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And I say some dirty things up here,

There are gonna be so many suspects - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

There are gonna be so many suspects

I listened to her on a
podcast where she said - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I listened to her on a podcast where she said

And I heard that - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And I heard that

I mean, I'm not even willing
to wear heels up here - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I mean, I'm not even willing to wear heels up here

She's out there changing her
dental records, good Christ. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

She's out there changing her dental records, good Chris...

I told that joke in Grand
Rapids a few months ago - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I told that joke in Grand Rapids a few months ago

She goes, We can tell, - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

She goes, We can tell,

And I was like, well, none
of us are gonna be able - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And I was like, well, none of us are gonna be able

And she goes, they have suction
on the roof of their mouth. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And she goes, they have suction on the roof of their mouth.

That is so not how I thought
you would be able to tell. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

That is so not how I thought you would be able to tell.

Right, I thought she was gonna say - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Right, I thought she was gonna say

Quit that, you swallow at your work. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Quit that, you swallow at your work.

Not here goblin. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Not here goblin.

I know that I have to
have some daddy issues - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I know that I have to have some daddy issues

I think it's very ironic as a comedian - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I think it's very ironic as a comedian

I mentioned on my special, the Hustler - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I mentioned on my special, the Hustler

So I had no idea what to expect
the first time he finished. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

So I had no idea what to expect the first time he finished.

I was like, is it gonna be dust? - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

I was like, is it gonna be dust?

So I decided to do some research
in a lab called my mouth. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

So I decided to do some research in a lab called my mouth.

And you're welcome. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And you're welcome.

We're all adults here - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

We're all adults here

And I have been pretty shocked now at - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And I have been pretty shocked now at

Oh my God, liar, liar. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

Oh my God, liar, liar.

No HR in your life, no way. - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

No HR in your life, no way.

And Chad has a 19-year-old daughter - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

And Chad has a 19-year-old daughter

So later that night she texted Chad - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

So later that night she texted Chad

But just thought you should
know I definitely unfollowed - Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory

But just thought you should know I definitely unfollowed

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Kelsey Cook's second stand up special.

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Production: 800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Year: 2025

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